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May Contain Nuts (Paperback)

by John O'Farrell (Author)
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  • Paperback: 400 pages
  • Publisher: Black Swan; New edition edition (1 Mar 2006)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0552771627
  • ISBN-13: 978-0552771627
  • Product Dimensions: 19.4 x 12.8 x 2.8 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (40 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 8,284 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Alice never imagined that she would end up like this. Is she the only mother who feels so permanently panic-stricken at the terrors of the modern world - or is it normal to sit up in bed all night popping bubble wrap? She worries that too much gluten and dairy may be hindering her children's mental arithmetic. She frets that there are too many cars on the road to let them out of the 4x4. Finally she resolves to take control and tackle her biggest worry of all: her daughter is definitely not going to fail that crucial secondary school entrance exam. Because Alice has decided to take the test in her place...With his trademark comic eye for detail, John O'Farrell has produced a funny and provocative book that will make you laugh, cry and vow never to become that sort of parent. And then you can pass it on to your seven-year-old, because she really ought to be reading grown-up novels by now...

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Alice never imagined that she would end up like this. Is she the only mother who feels so permanently panic-stricken at the terrors of the modern world – or is it normal to sit up in bed all night popping bubble wrap? She worries that too much gluten and dairy may be hindering her children’s mental arithmetic. She frets that there are too many cars on the road to let them out of the 4x4. Finally she resolves to take control and tackle her biggest worry of all: her daughter is definitely not going to fail that crucial secondary school entrance exam. Because Alice has decided to take the test in her place…

With his trademark comic eye for detail, John O’Farrell has produced a funny and provocative book that will make you laugh, cry and vow never to become that sort of parent. And then you can pass it on to your seven-year-old, because she really ought to be reading grown-up novels by now…

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21 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars This could be any of us...., 16 Feb 2006
By K. MCPOLIN "HIFI Fan" (Buckinghamshire, UK) - See all my reviews
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I picked this book up with no real enthusiasm, but after ten pages I was in fits of laughter. It is a very funny book indeed, and sharp as a razor. The characters are exaggerations but if you have a children of school age, or even better, if you know parents who do, you will immdediately recognise the absurd behaviour of people obsessed with protecting and promoting their little darlings. A wonderful, hysterical, bitter sweet satire of our time!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant, 31 Mar 2006
I picked this book up because my mum has recently discovered she is allergic to nuts and absolutely everything 'may contain nuts'. From the first page where Alice admits to reading the Microsoft licence agreement before clicking accept through to popping bubble wrap in bed and worrying about your 4 year olds musical development, this book is brilliant and light hearted. Parenting really has become a contact sport that takes no prisoners, and is definately not for the faint hearted!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Q: When is a novel not a novel? A: When it doesn't contain any characters, 10 Jun 2008
This fairly enjoyable comic novel may well contain nuts, but it doesn't contain any characters. I rattled through it in two days and even laughed OUT LOUD occasionally (the holy grail of comedy) but personally I prefer my novels with actual three-dimensional characters as opposed to paper-thin stereotypes. `May Contain Nuts' is basically one long, extended comedy sketch. If you want to know what it's about, think Catherine Tate as that uptight middle class mum who goes into meltdown when the breakfast eggs aren't organic.

True comedy has an undercurrent of intelligence sorely lacking here. If you actually need someone to point out to you that not all comprehensive schools are drug-fuelled dens of iniquity and not every black teenager is looking to mug you, then here's the book you've been waiting for. Well-paced and amusing but deeply, horribly patronizing.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny book!
This book was everything I look for in a good humour book. It's a satirical look at parents who would literally do anything to make sure that their kids succeed. Read more
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2.0 out of 5 stars Nowhere near as good as his other books
Read This If Your Life before you read this one - it's full of characters that you dislike straight away!
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4.0 out of 5 stars light yet meaningful read for parents
After "the best a man can get", this is my second time reading O'Farrell's work, and I am glad to report, it totally lived up to my expectations! Read more
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1.0 out of 5 stars Rubbish
I bought this book on recommendation of a friend. It amused me that her and her daughter spot the may contain nuts brigade. Read more
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I found this novel highly unreal - therefore astonishing. It was very interesting to read these reviews. Read more
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I am only a child and I loved it! I picked it up one weekend when I was fiddling near the bookshelf. I had been totally bored until I began reading it. I could not put it down. Read more
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3.0 out of 5 stars Funny, but...
I'm a fan of John O'Farrell's incisive wit and social observation and very excited that this is being adapted for TV with Shirley Henderson in the signature role... Read more
Published 14 months ago by Maxine F.R.

3.0 out of 5 stars Funny and optimistic, but ultimately far-fetched?
I have read a few of John O'Farrell's other works and had a rough idea what to expect, some social comment mixed with a good deal of clever humour and satire. Read more
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The time when our children are totally dependent on us is actually such a short phase of our lives.
At the time you think they will need you for ever, requiring us to make... Read more
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