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Music for Torching (Hardcover)

by A.M. Homes (Author)
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  • Hardcover: 357 pages
  • Publisher: Doubleday (5 Aug 1999)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0385600364
  • ISBN-13: 978-0385600361
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 1,271,761 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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As Quentin Crisp used to say, "Don't keep up with the Joneses! Drag them down to your level!" This could be the motto of the suburbanites in A M Homes's fourth novel, Music for Torching. Homes has a subtle eye and ear for suburban reality, but beware: she is no mere satirist of what James Joyce called the "muddle crass." Behind each neat, bright lawn, vile lives writhe in darkness. On the surface, Paul and Elaine are conventionally competitive middle-aged, middle-class people with banal yearnings for French doors and a new deck. They have two strapping boys. Their neighbours Pat and George are prodigies of efficient family life. But alone with Elaine, Pat drops the Stepford Wife mask and stages loveless orgies atop the throbbing washer, amid the Downy and Fantastik and Bon Ami. Meanwhile, Paul beds a local wife and a sinister mistress. The nice old man down the street downloads Internet child porn. Local kids join the Boy Scouts and bite off teachers' fingers.

It's all about lurid misery and false fronts: a minor character is named Claire Roth, surely alluding to the bitter relationship in Claire Bloom's Leaving a Doll's House and Philip Roth's I Married a Communist. Paul and Elaine first popped up in Homes' collection The Safety of Objects, as a couple having the happiest night of their lives smoking crack while the kids are away. Their happiest night here is when they tip the barbecue and burn their house halfway down. The story proceeds with a nightmare zombie logic from there, with a funny-scary ironic tone. "Paul notices that the colour of her eye shadow is Fiction, and her lipstick is called Sheer Fraud.... 'What happened to the dining-room table, Elaine? Why'd you chop it to pieces?' he wonders. 'The damage was irreparable,' his wife replies." Homes describes nice people doing not-so-nice deeds in luminous, precise prose far more adeptly than Bret Easton Ellis, as well as Joyce Carol Oates, and occasionally within range of John Updike. But Homes is really the evil spawn of Grace Metalious and Quentin Tarantino. --Tim Appelo

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Novelist A.M. Homes must have X-ray eyes. Her novels and short stories peirce through the high sheen of respectability covering American middle-class suburban lives. Beneath the respectable surface, she unearths a world of angst-ridden unhappiness, extra marital affairs, bizarre sexual practices, and plain bad parenting. In her latest searing novel, her subjects are Paul and Elaine Weiss, seemingly ordinary inhabitants of a wealthy New York City suburb. Paul is in advertising, commuting daily to a rather big desk and a very good salary. Paul and Ealine have two sons and a rather nice house, with hot dogs in the freezer, cookies in a jar, a barbecue grill, and friendly neighbours who collect money for the Kidney Foundation. The Weiss family appears to have everything. But this is just appearances. In a desperate attempt to break out of the stifling monotony of their lives, they attempt to burn down their perfect home with fluid for the barbeque. But the house is just singed. The suburban dream begins to crumble. Paul has a masochistic affair via his mobile phone; Elaine falls for the house proud stay-at-home wife over the road. Both children become disturbed. And, although the book was written before the Columbine High massacre, with uncanny prediction it ends with a school shoot out. Suburbia has never been such a terrifying and unsettling territory. (Kirkus UK)

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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars The difinitive suburban break-up novel, 9 Jul 2007
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What a great writer A.M. Holmes is. Music for Torching is a huge blazing fire of a novel, consuming the vagaries of suburban family life like dry timber. Vitriolic, nihilistic, neurotic, it is a novel of scandalous normality, of impotence in the face of life. I can't remember when I was last hooked into a book within the first five pages.

Paul and Elaine's marriage is burning out of control, they are isolated and atomised and horrified by what they have become. We first met them in a short story in The Safety of Objects when they enjoyed a hallucinogenic refrain from family pressures smoking crack while their children were away. Looking back on it in this book, they remember that as a moment of almost unimaginable happiness, as though it was the last time they felt united and whole. Now their nihilistic tendencies are tearing their household apart. In between passionless sex they bicker and nag, have affairs and wish they could make their lives good again. Their only pleasures involves dinner parties with their friends when they can bask in the impression of their neighbourhood contentment. The pressure is building, something is about to explode.

One night Elaine cannot face cooking. Paul offers to Barbecue. Egged on by their inanimate lives Elaine kicks over the barbecue setting the house on fire. Feeling deliciously liberated they get in the car and go for a meal with the children. But the house is not burnt to the ground, only gutted. Denied the cataclysmic freedom of total destruction Elaine and Paul can only try to rebuild, both the house and their fractured selves.

What ensues is a dark and claustrophobic journey through the frenzied minds of a couple desperately trying to recreate the image of family happiness. With a cast of seemingly normal neighbours to help them out, Elaine and Paul strive to renovate their burning lives. Cue all manor of sexual affairs, and a crack team of house cleaners in space suits and the ubiquitous shcool hostage situation. But no matter how good and honest their intentions Paul and Elaine are never quite able to get hold of themselves, and bring everything back to how it should be. And normality is sucking them into a false sense of security.

Holmes has a vibrant and to-the-point style of prose which makes her writing incredibly warm and inviting. Her characters are well conceived and brilliantly realised, flawed and infuriatingly lovable at the same time. She is concise and her vocabulary is exact; reminiscent of Fitzgerald in her ability to say a lot with so few words. In short, she is a very good writer and this is a very good book.

Music for Torching is a delirious technicolor vision of suburban life gone wrong. The Times review probably describes it best: "Holmes doesn't so much critique suburban American life as shoot it, stab it, chuck it in the boot of her car and drive it into a lake." Newsweek described it as "a hell-bound joyride of a book." The exhilaration contained within these pages is difficult to diffuse, it is a glorious fire-cracker of a book and you are going to love it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, touching at times, refreshingly honest., 2 Jun 2001
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This review is from: Music for Torching (Paperback)
This book takes a refreshing look at the underbelly of American suburbia. Every page has the potential of surpising you and it is a thouroughly enjoyable read. Ever felt like burning your house down? Read this and find out what it's like!
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1.0 out of 5 stars Depressing, demoralizing, pointless, 5 Sep 2008
This review is from: Music for Torching (Paperback)
If this is life in the suburbs then the characters should have stayed in the house when they set fire to it.

It's hard to see the point of this long account of empty people leading blankly disfunctional lives. The jacket blurb makes it sound both humerous and driven by some sort of narrative arc. There is some bleak humour, but the book doesn't seem to tell a story, it simply recounts lives, until it ends in an unresolved and arbitrary way at the moment of a child's death. There doesn't seem to be any deeper cause and effect, justice, redemption or even tragedy to ultimately justify this long recounting of implausibly erratic people leading implausibly screwed up lives.

To illustrate, one day the male lead, worried about his job and the consequences of over-stretching his lunch break, nonetheless, after lunch, allows his mistress to lead him to a tatoo parlour and have his genitals tatooed. Yes reader, he is late back for work, yes there are some downsides to gettig an ivy-leaf tatooed on his crotch. No, I didn't find it easy to stretch credulity far enough to still believe in or care about the character any more...and it wasn't even a funny scene.

If you need to fill up a lot of empty time, and want to visit a bankrupt and story-less world for a while, or want to read some passably written erotic interludes, this would be just the book, otherwise I'd suggest reading something else.
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