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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life: A Wee Handbook for the Perplexed (Paperback)

by Matt Groening (Author)
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Product details

  • Paperback: 192 pages
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Entertainment; New Ed edition (6 Nov 2000)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0007110057
  • ISBN-13: 978-0007110056
  • Product Dimensions: 20.3 x 12.7 x 1.8 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (70 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 244,172 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Synopsis
The world's most popular delinquent reveals all in this guide to the hard knock facts of life, out now in paperback. Written and illustrated by Matt Groening, the creator of The Simpsons, Bart Simpson's Guide to Life is chock full of the kind of humour that keeps Simpsons devotees hooked to the show. Including such gems as Dr Bart's Miracle Cures, Homer's Dozen-Donut-A-Day Diet and the beauty secrets of Marge ('Never pluck protruding nose hair, death may result. Instead, use a lightweight Weedwacker') and Homer ('The scent of chili dogs, onions and beer, when eaten in combination, makes women swoon'). With guest appearances by all the great Simpsons characters, including Lisa, Moe, Barney, Millhouse, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, Mr Burns and Smithers. Like the shows themselves, Bart Simpson's Guide to Life has something to please all age groups and is so crammed full of fun that you'll spot something new every time you read it.

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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars This is the greatest book in the universe!, 23 April 2003
By A Customer
This book has everything you need to know!
The chapters are:
1.School 2.Food 3.Health & Fitness 4.Work & money 5.After hours
6.Parents 7.Art and culture 8.Science 9.Language & communication
10.Animals 11.Sex(Don't worry! It's just about how to tell if someone likes you, love songs & chants,etc) 11.Psychology 12.Law & order 13.Xmas 14.Strange facts 15.Religion 16.Conclusion
I have one more thing to say: This book is awesome!
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Bart Simpson's Guide To Life, 8 Nov 2003
This book is absolutely packed with pictures, captions, witty comments, information and, more importantly, hilarity.
I think anyone could read this book with enjoyment, not just children with a mind similar to Bart Simpson. There is so much to read in so many places that I doubt many people can honestly say they've read every single word-not because it's boring but because you can so easily miss something. On the contrary, it is very interesting and very funny. Well worth it's price and very cleverly made. I'd recommend it to anyone with a sense of humour.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A Brilliant Book For Simpsons Fans, 13 Nov 2000
By A Customer
This unique book gives you a glimpse into the mind of the most popular yellow faced boy ever. Words cannot describe how good this book is. You'll be laughing from the first page right the way through to the last page. I've now read this book 3 times and I still find it hard to put down. This book will make a great gift, and if you love The Simpsons well you just gotta have it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great book!
This is a very entertaining and funny book; great for children around 10 years old or older
Published 23 days ago by Ana Gallego Maraver

5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing!
lOVEd it. I read it when I was only about 11 years old and it was one of the funniest and best books I'd ever bought. So funny and full of fun!
Published 16 months ago by SuzieShep

5.0 out of 5 stars A Brilliant Little Guide, Essential for Bart Fans!
I am a huge fan of Bart, and I bought this book years ago, with great expectations; all of which were met! I found myself completetly engrossed in it. Read more
Published on 3 Jul 2007 by V. Allen

1.0 out of 5 stars Run Bart Run..
hehe.. I am aware that as I am almost an adult, adults may find that this book eliminated most of the 'Simpsons Humour' suitable for them. Read more
Published on 31 Jul 2004

5.0 out of 5 stars THE SIMPSONS RULE
I love this book it is hillariouslly funny and ammusing i could sit there and read through the diffrent sections for hours on end and never get bored in my endless laughing. Read more
Published on 27 Oct 2003 by cazzzzzzzz

4.0 out of 5 stars Good but not great
I remember reading this book about five or six years ago when I was about 10 and I loved it. I thought everything about it was hilarious especially the Christmas Carols and... Read more
Published on 15 Dec 2002 by Adam

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"Bart Simpsons guide to life"

Bart Simpsons guide to life is a book for children aged 9-12. It gives some facts mixed in with humour and jokes e.g. Read more

Published on 11 Dec 2002 by Aimee

3.0 out of 5 stars A good read
It's worth buying, but Simpsons books/merchandise/anything related to them other than the actual show are just pale reflections of it! Read more
Published on 4 Nov 2002 by Rob Telford

5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutly fabulous!
I find this book incredibly funny and amusing.
It is all the goodness of the television programme between two covers. Read more
Published on 30 Sep 2001

5.0 out of 5 stars very funny
This was a great book, I am the biggest Simpsons fan in the universe!!

The book was SimpsoncaliflagristicexpialiD'OHcious!

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