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  • Language: English
  • Aspect Ratio: 4:3 - 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B000067IXC
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 492,225 in DVD & Blu-ray (See Top 100 in DVD & Blu-ray)

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Daniel Jolley HALL OF FAMETOP 500 REVIEWER on 5 Jan. 2004
Format: DVD
My Vampire Lover is much better than your normal Seduction Cinema film. The ridiculously stupid comedy is minimized for once, the actresses are all fairly easy on the eyes, an actual story is not only formulated but actually followed, and all of the erotic scenes seem to flow very well without the periodic stagnation that plagues many films of this type. Best of all, My Vampire Lover features the unbeatable triumvirate of Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, and Katie Jordan - that alone is pretty much all I ask for. Paige Richards turns in a pretty impressive performance as the vampire Monique. Being a lesbian vampire isn't as easy as you might think; Monique is not bothered at all by daylight, but she is not having much luck finding her soul mate; she's not even having any luck getting her cable installed. She has plenty of victims, but each one dies when she bites her; now she has moved to a new town in search of that one special woman she knows is out there.
Monique has little trouble finding potential lovers, though. First, there is her well-endowed neighbor (Syn Devil) who seems willing to play, then the hottest state assembly representative in the United States (Katie Jordan) comes canvassing for votes, and later on a plumber in the form of Darian Kaine comes to - well - check Monique's plumbing. Best of all, though, is Misty Mundae's appearance as an oh-so-innocent Catholic schoolgirl out seeking donations for a school project; Misty's scene is far too short, but I don't think I'll be forgetting it any time soon.
If Seduction Cinema would just leave men completely out of their films, I think they would meet with much more success.
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful By lecudedag on 15 Feb. 2003
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
This is only moderately interesting being directored by non-entity George Freeway.
A vampire has lesbian sex then kills her lover. Then she angsts over it. She moves into the suburbs, seduces more women, kills them, then angsts over it. It becomes very tedious.
The next door neighbour (Syn DeVil) has the most phenonenally large (and fake) breasts! I actually find that unattractive, but the director obviously has a thing for it.
The vampire seduces Misty Mundae (very pretty... but according to some sites the star... she's only a supporting role as is other C-grade actress Darian Caine). I've managed to give this two stars if only because Misty and some of the others are actually quite beautiful.
There is a possibility for making sexy and smart films, many are sexier because they are smart. This isn't clever at all, and the pointless parade of sex scenes actually leaves one yawning rather than gasping... if you want sexy try "Modern Vampires" or "Embrace the Darkness III", even the classic "Lust for a Vampire" is better than this turkey ....
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17 of 18 people found the following review helpful
A cut above your typical Surrender Cinema film 5 Jan. 2004
By Daniel Jolley - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD
My Vampire Lover is much better than your normal Seduction Cinema film. The ridiculously stupid comedy is minimized for once, the actresses are all fairly easy on the eyes, an actual story is not only formulated but actually followed, and all of the erotic scenes seem to flow very well without the periodic stagnation that plagues many films of this type. Best of all, My Vampire Lover features the unbeatable triumvirate of Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, and Katie Jordan - that alone is pretty much all I ask for. Paige Richards turns in a pretty impressive performance as the vampire Monique. Being a lesbian vampire isn't as easy as you might think; Monique is not bothered at all by daylight, but she is not having much luck finding her soul mate; she's not even having any luck getting her cable installed. She has plenty of victims, but each one dies when she bites her; now she has moved to a new town in search of that one special woman she knows is out there.
Monique has little trouble finding potential lovers, though. First, there is her well-endowed neighbor (Syn Devil) who seems willing to play, then the hottest state assembly representative in the United States (Katie Jordan) comes canvassing for votes, and later on a plumber in the form of Darian Kaine comes to - well - check Monique's plumbing. Best of all, though, is Misty Mundae's appearance as an oh-so-innocent Catholic schoolgirl out seeking donations for a school project; Misty's scene is far too short, but I don't think I'll be forgetting it any time soon.
If Seduction Cinema would just leave men completely out of their films, I think they would meet with much more success. Here we have to put up with a group of cable guys, three incompetent policemen, and a forgettable campaign manager, but fortunately the subplots don't take too much away from the real action going on here. There is also no blood whatsoever in the wake of each bite to the neck; when I see a vampire baring her fangs just after a feeding, I expect to see some blood involved. Overall, though, My Vampire Lover ranks up there with the best of the films released by Seduction Cinema.
10 of 11 people found the following review helpful
I really liked some scenes in this one! 5 April 2003
By A Customer - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD
OK, everybody seems to agree that Misty Mundae is really cute. And I also love Katie Jordan. But despite the fact that both of those delicious hotties are in this one, I thought the sexiest scene by far was the one with vampire Paige Richards and victim Ruby LaRocca near the end of the video! I mean, when Paige seduces Misty and Katie, the scenes were somewhat bland and unimaginative. But her scene with Ruby was steamy! Maybe it was the sub/dom element involved, but I just thought it was incredibly erotic! Also, there's a scene near the beginning where Paige seduces a female stripper. That one was also quite good! I just wish all Seduction Cinema videos were this erotic!
7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
Seduction's Best Movie Yet 1 Aug. 2002
By A Customer - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
This movie is absolutely the best of the Seduction movies. It has it all. Misty, Darian, and the newest member Paige Richards all light up the screen in this tale of a vampire looking for her soulmate. Of course only another woman will do! She tries several in the wonderful sex scenes fans of Seduction Cinema movies will love. The performance of Paige as the vampire is really outstanding for this type of movie. The humor with the cable guy and the detectives is pure SC. Unfortunately, SC is also developing a trend toward lousy endings that started with Mistress Frankenstein and would ruin the movie if you actually cared about anything other than Paige getting it on with the neighbor. I have almost all of the SC movies and it DEFINATELY is #1 as of 8/1/02.
5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
SO BAD IT'S KIND OF GOOD......A ROMP NOT TO BE MISSED 4 May 2006
By Onie Wheeler - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD
This film is a guy's perspective of lesbian love - and a preoccupation with women's breasts.

If you like implants (except for Misty - she's so cute), then you will love this film.

The women with the exception of a couple look as though they are in dire need of a good shower. After watching a few of the sex scenes, they get boring because the women have an abnormal preoccupation with breasts.

I actually like the guys in the film and as a female, are glad to see them. Not a one of them can act -- it's pure camp all the way!

The film must have had a budget of $5 -- but for some quirky reason, like "Plan Nine From Outer Space" -- it works.

In fact, it may well become a film worth of being called "so bad it's great".

What I really like about this film is not one person takes themselves very seriously.

It's really worth watching if you like softcore and big breasts!

As a woman, I just thought it was pure camp with a Vamp(ire) and I loved it -- it's well worth viewing!
9 of 13 people found the following review helpful
My Vampire Loser 3 Nov. 2002
By lecudedag - Published on Amazon.com
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
The quickest way to sumerise this - if you like Jim Bacchus/Darien Cain films, then you'll love this.
I don't, but I appreciate that this is a better film, if only because these two have less to do with this film - Jim's moved to producer role, & Darien has only a small role in this - ...
If you like women with fake boobs (there's one here who looks like she's upsized), and a succession of mild and poinless lesbian scenes, then this is for you.
Our poor heroine is a bit of a loser, she screws a bevvy of women, drains them, then has an angst session about it.
The finale confrontation is the only laughable moment of the film, and that's unintentional
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