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The Little Book of Complete Bollocks [Paperback]

Alistair Beaton
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  • Paperback: 112 pages
  • Publisher: Pocket Books (1 Nov 1999)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0671037676
  • ISBN-13: 978-0671037673
  • Product Dimensions: 9.4 x 8.4 x 1.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (22 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 22,721 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
    #5 in  Books > Humour > Self-Help & Psychology

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Having trouble coping? Friends deserting you on account of your portfolio of character defects? It's time to act. Chase away those deep-seated psychological flaws with a little book of advice to suit your own unique personality deficiency. And there is no need to restrict yourself to a single volume either. Why get the goldfish bowl feng shui-ed if you are still fighting the urge to take it to work with you and crash it over your boss's head? To enjoy The Little Book of Complete Bollocks you need only two things--a healthy scepticism for all things self-help (although let's face it, you may well have dabbled in the past--it adds to the fun if you've got first-hand experience) and most important of all, an all-consuming desire to rip the living daylights out of the next person who tells you that you that the north-west corner of your living room needs a goldfish (it's a wealth and prosperity thing. Probably.). The Little Book of Complete Bollocks may not make you any friends, but it may just help you get up in the morning, look in the mirror and say "hey, your looking good. Today I'm going to fall in love with myself again and tell the world what a special, giving person I am". --Gala Brand

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The antidote to kitschy little books that promise the solution to life's problems.

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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud funny, 27 April 2000
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This review is from: The Little Book of Complete Bollocks (Paperback)
I thoroughly enjoyed this book and am sending copies to all my friends as birthday (or unbirthday) presents.

It totally sends up all the other "Little Book of ..." self-help manuals and I think it contains some good advice to help maintain a healthy level of insanity in one's life.

Thank you sooooo much for the best laugh I have had in ages AND "never underestimate the healing powers of custard"!

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20 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Anyone who'se ever considered therapy should think again.., 2 Dec 1999
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Laugh-out-loud, off-the-wall bollocks! This book takes the piss out of all the sincere PC north London philosophies we're surrounded by. 'Show your partner your anger by wetting the bed' and 'get in touch with your inner self, but if anyone comes in, stop touching yourself' are two favourite lines. And everyone will identify with Alistair Beaton urging you to mourn the loss of a sock. This book solved my Christmas stocking fillers easily - if they don't like it, they're not your real friends!
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars bollocks this aint!, 14 April 2001
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This is the funniest book I've read in a long time. Beware all you feng shui addicts and all those people who are so deeply searching for their inner self. This book is best read out loud and will increase your humour rating amongst your workmates. Buy it immediately!
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4.0 out of 5 stars ???
a very good delivery service (it arrived within 2 days). Just as it says on the can......a book of complete bollocks!...entertaining!
Published 7 months ago by Mrs. H. Dudley

4.0 out of 5 stars An antidote to the usual bollocks
If, like me, you're a confirmed cynic when it comes to all the airy-fairy,crystal healing nonsense and twee greeting-card platitudes, this is theperfect antidote. Read more
Published on 20 April 2004

5.0 out of 5 stars One of the funniest books i've read in ages!
Absolutely excellent! Alistair Beaton puts my aprehension of such bollocky therapyness into extremely witty words. Great (and cheap too!)
Published on 13 Dec 2003 by kathemerini

2.0 out of 5 stars Pokes fun, but not enough to make you laugh
It's mildly amusing to see how the book turns a lot of the therapy-like affirmations and assertions into a dubious artform - but it doesn't go very far towards making them... Read more
Published on 17 Feb 2002

5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny and will bring a smile to your face
The book was passed around the office and we still can't find it, could we have a bigger one printed..... Read more
Published on 22 Sep 2001

5.0 out of 5 stars Well, it made me laugh...
It takes a lot to cheer me up nowadays being a sad, and getting, sadder middle aged git. But this did the trick!
Published on 21 Feb 2001 by onedoesnotwantanickname

5.0 out of 5 stars Unmissable
If you ever need to cheer yourself up (or even find some worthwhile advice) then this is the book you need. Read more
Published on 26 Jan 2001

1.0 out of 5 stars Not all it's made out to be
This is slighty amusing for about 5 minutes and then you've had enough of this book. Some funny pages but mostly really contrived tat which is not at all witty
Published on 22 Dec 2000

2.0 out of 5 stars 5 stars?! Don't believe it!
I bought this book because everybody is raving about it. It is NOT THAT GOOD. I know you are going to ignore this message because all the other reviewers (who I suspect are... Read more
Published on 27 Nov 2000

5.0 out of 5 stars Spot-on send-up of our pre-occupation with therapy
This is an excellent little book. It takes the mickey out of many different types of therapy and our pre-occupation with them. Read more
Published on 16 Mar 2000

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