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3.0 out of 5 stars
Zombie lake - tears of laughter, 2 Mar 2010
This review is from: Zombie Lake [1981] [DVD] (DVD)
If you like your films to contain lots of naked female flesh, awful music, atrocious storyline and a generous helping of awful dubbing then I would suggest sticking with those 'special' films you keep under the bed! If on the other hand you fancy a daft zombie romp with all the above mentioned you could do a lot worse than this unintentionally funny horror (?) film. It really is hilarious and that's just the way in which the director comes up with interesting ways for the girls to disrobe (he's called A.J Lazer by the way!!!)... then there's the make up!!!
If you like a silly slice of horror porn then you may just find this film amusing and take a chance on it, if on the other hand you are expecting 'The Ring' like twists and shocks and expert storytelling I'd look elsewhere as you'll be very disappointed indeed!
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4.0 out of 5 stars
Mary Millington meets Hammer, 13 Aug 2011
This review is from: Zombie Lake [1981] [DVD] (DVD)
A classic from begining to end. Whether a devotee of bad dubbing, terrible music, Green Nazis or lots of female flesh this film is a must. The swimming scenes are pure Esther Williams, I now know where the phrase "Muff diving" originated.
Nazis under water, what more could you ask for . The story line is not exactly linear. sometimes there's a Zombie attack and suddenly they've gone. The daughter of the Nazi appears to be aged 12 yet the film seems set in the 1970's so she's aged a bit strangely seeing that she is born in 1944 !
The women's basket ball team are magnificant specimins of pulchritude, though I think a nude basket ball game would have made it even better . Some of the other peasant girls killed are not so pretty and in these cases you are just shown a bit of thigh or cleavage.
Peasants with American accents who fire guns like they used to in 1930's cowboys.
It is sad that the romance plot wasn't strenghened to show the poignancy of war relationships but you can't have everything
The battle scenes with explosions - Wohhhhh ! Makes Apocalypse now look like a tea party.
Go on buy or rent it. It's even better after about eight pints and a lamb passanda !
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1.0 out of 5 stars
what is this??, 25 Jan 2009
This review is from: Zombie Lake [1981] [DVD] (DVD)
Put it simply...
Do not buy this film! it is a total waste of money. GCSE students could make a much better film than this. I felt sorry for the DVD having to have such an waful film put on it. If you are looking for a good b movie to watch try zombie nosh or zombie flesh eaters 2.
Please do not make the same mistake I did!
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