I said in my review of "the day my bum went pshyco", that that book was ridiculous. Then I read this book. At least 3 times more ridiculous, it includes characters such as the aBUMinable BROWNman (the older, browner, smellier brother of the abominable snowman), and situations such as a boy hanging onto a cat which is pulling the two of them up a piece of toilet paper by its claws, away from a group of zombie-bummified neighbours who have knocked down the door with a sledgehammer because they are so hungry for human flesh...
There are whole dialogues concerned with:
"They're from Uranus"
"I meant the planet"
"Oh, my mistake."
"Whatever, ao they're from outer space."
"I thought they were from Uranus."
"They are from Uranus!"
This book is great.
Buy it unless you have a chronic disease whereby if you laugh, you die.