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You are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day [Paperback]

Scott Dikkers
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  • Paperback: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Boxtree Ltd (24 Mar 2000)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0752223909
  • ISBN-13: 978-0752223902
  • Product Dimensions: 19.4 x 13 x 1.8 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 272,774 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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The law of averages would suggest that at some point in your life someone has referred to you as "that idiot". The blast of negativity in this book hits hard with chapters such as "Your Good-for-nothing Friends", "Your Miserable Job" and "Life: What's the Use?"

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
honestly, this book did not change my life, but it made me laugh right out loud. my friend and i proceeded to read exerpts back and forth amidst gales of laughter. eventually we had a gathering around us, all of whom found immense humor in the book as well. you just have to buy it. it is full of fantastic bits of cynicism, that make you look at the real world just a little differently. the title says it all
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16 of 18 people found the following review helpful
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One of the funniest books I've read in ages - full of the kind of humour usually reserved for the back of the classroom, this will let you into the hitherto secret world of your therapist's darker side - the side you KNOW is really lurking just beneath the surface. In your more paranoid moments, the advice may even have a disturbing ring of truth about it. Gems such as - "When your boss tells you to do things at work, I bet afterwards he smiles to himself and says 'I can make people do things.'" - simply cannot go unquestioned....!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
As advertised. 28 Sep 2003
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Wow. it's depressing.

A perfect addition to the bookshelf of any self help enthusiast.

Once you get used to the grinding pessimism and psychological damage being inflicted, it gets funny.

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Funnier and more illuminating than all those "Little Books" put...
"There are certain tried-and-true techniques you can use to take control of your life, get the job you want, get the pay you deserve, and have a very satisfying, successful career. Read more
Published on 5 Jan 2008 by Dr. M. L. Poulter
An unhealthy joke stretched too far
The title of the book is the first of various 'negative thinking' suggestions, which are essentially the same smartarse joke repeated dozens of times. Read more
Published on 22 Feb 2007 by Brennan Young
A parody of self help. An ideal gift.
All things considered, this whole book is a joke- a mockery of self help books. Its from the Onion, who have produced articles such as " Depression most likely to affect hopless... Read more
Published on 23 Sep 2006 by Wandering Dave
Utter Rubbish!!!!!
I received this book as a gift!!!!! I know can you believe it? It is the most awful book I have ever read, it is full of insults cover to cover. Read more
Published on 14 July 2006 by E. Picton
Do not buy this please
I ordered this book thinking it would be a good laugh - however please do not waste your money - it is not in the least bit funny and it is a complete waste of time. Read more
Published on 2 Jan 2005
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! AWFUL RUBBISH!!!!!!!
This has to be the worst item i have ever purchased in my sorry little life! Shame you can't see the author's picture online, cos if you saw him you'd probably change your mind and... Read more
Published on 18 Feb 2004
Affirmations for the real world
This book is great fun. A truly depressing world view.
Published on 7 April 2000
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