Product Description
The hilarious adventures of a village some 150 years ago, who's occupants wake up one morning to find that the local river has disappeared. Cue all kinds of comical characters, from Granny Grayling, the village water diviner, (Ret.) Albert Quilt the village Alderman, Barry Simpson who talks rather strangely, Danny Dingle with a VERY personal itch and Bembridge Scooter who answers questions before they've been asked!
Along the way they travel through graveyards infested with biscuit eating ghosts who love to play Poker, underground tunnels, a creepy house occupied by a girl so ugly she wears a bag on her head, and the village fayre next door to the biggest bonfire in recorded history.
Funny is close. Hilarious is closer.
Along the way they travel through graveyards infested with biscuit eating ghosts who love to play Poker, underground tunnels, a creepy house occupied by a girl so ugly she wears a bag on her head, and the village fayre next door to the biggest bonfire in recorded history.
Funny is close. Hilarious is closer.
From the Publisher
The first in a series of adventures by Roy Fitzsimmonds.
If you enjoy Pratchett, you'll love this.
Very, very funny.
If you enjoy Pratchett, you'll love this.
Very, very funny.
