Worst tunes and albums of the past 2 years

A Listmania! list by Mr. M. W. Lamb "Mikey boy" (Wythenshawe, Manchester, UK)
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Tissues and Issues
1.  Tissues and Issues by Charlotte Church
The list author says:
  "Chavvish, trollop, does sh*te songs and speaks with that annoying Cardiff accent! Need I say more?"
£1.96   Used & New from: £0.01
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (35 customer reviews)

That's My Goal
2.  That's My Goal by Shayne Ward
The list author says:
  "Manc native X-Factor "winner" with a song that makes me shivver"
£0.49   Used & New from: £0.01
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)

Star to Fall
3.  Star to Fall by Cabin crew
The list author says:
  "This tune is far to overplayed and is too cheesy and pop-orientated for my liking and is aimed at chavs!"
£2.64   Used & New from: £0.01
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

Axel F
4.  Axel F by Crazy Frog
The list author says:
  "When I heard this I thought WTF is this crap!?! I used to like the Crazy Frog before it got too much commerical acclaim and this crappy tune really does my head in"
£1.88   Used & New from: £0.01
2.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (37 customer reviews)

Lonely
5.  Lonely by Akon
The list author says:
  "For those who don't know, this song contains the chimpmuked lyrics "lonely i'm so lonley". This is still overplayed and the song overall does absolutley nothing for me :("
£2.94   Used & New from: £0.01
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

No Promises
6.  No Promises by Shayne Ward
The list author says:
  "No Promises this will be the last from that douche bag from crappy X-Factor!"
£9.99   Used & New from: £0.01
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)

It's Chico Time
7.  It's Chico Time by Chico
The list author says:
  "This has gotta be one of the worst songs (and the video to it too) of 2006! Far too cheesy and is predomanitley aimed at 5 and 6 year old kids! (IMHO)"
£2.99   Used & New from: £0.01
2.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)

Piece By Piece
8.  Piece By Piece by Katie Melua
The list author says:
  "Boring, dull and probably 'slash your wrist' music by some sad bint  who can't do propper music!"
£3.00   Used & New from: £0.01
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (92 customer reviews)

Manchester
9.  Manchester by Beautiful South
The list author says:
  "Hull based group doing a song about my native city, sadly it still featues on this list as i've heard it and is too cheesy! (thank god it's faded into pure obscurity!)"
Used & New from: £28.91
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

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Hung Up [2 Track CD] [CD 1]
10.  Hung Up [2 Track CD] [CD 1] by Madonna
The list author says:
  "Not really all that struck on this song, it samples an old ABBA song and overall it's too dull for me (I like "Sorry" though)"
£4.94   Used & New from: £0.01
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

Never Forget: The Ultimate Collection
11.  Never Forget: The Ultimate Collection by Take That
The list author says:
  "WHY!?! Take That reuniting has gotta be one of my worst nightmares as I hated them first time round and this album is apparently the same as the one released in 1996 (with a few new crappy ones added)"
£2.99   Used & New from: £0.20
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (155 customer reviews)

G4
12.  G4 by Jonathan Ansell
The list author says:
  "Runners up of the 2004 X-Factor on ITV1 and as much as I hate G4 and manufactured pop groups I also find opera boring and depressing!"
£4.22   Used & New from: £0.01
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (102 customer reviews)

Who Am I
13.  Who Am I by Will Young
The list author says:
  "Great Blue Peter impersonation for your video. Shame your so-called songs are 101% b0ll0x!"
£2.92   Used & New from: £0.01
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

Now That's What I Call Music! 61
14.  Now That's What I Call Music! 61 by Various Artists
The list author says:
  "This has gotta be one of the worst compilation albums in existance! While a few songs are ok it features that Crazy Frog, welsh bint Charlotte Church and others that are downright cheesy or dull!"
£4.28   Used & New from: £0.30
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (29 customer reviews)

Crazy Chick [Cd2]
15.  Crazy Chick [Cd2] by Charlotte Church
The list author says:
  "Don't u mean "Stupid Cow"? F off and go back to what you do best ya stupid slapper!"
£0.65   Used & New from: £0.01
3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

What Will the Neighbours Say?
16.  What Will the Neighbours Say? by Girls Aloud
The list author says:
  "What Will The Neighbours Say? That Girls Aloud are five slappers (and one of them is a convict) with crap music, thats what!"
£1.88   Used & New from: £0.01
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (33 customer reviews)

Chemistry
17.  Chemistry by Girls Aloud
The list author says:
  "One convict, one scally bird from Runcorn and all of them are sluts with more claptrap!"
£3.96   Used & New from: £0.01
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (72 customer reviews)

I Don't Feel Like Dancin' CD1
18.  I Don't Feel Like Dancin' CD1 by Scissor Sisters
The list author says:
  "Ana Matronic is pretty fit, too bad she's in some gay pop group and this has got to be one of the most cheesiest songs of 2006 so far! I Don't Feel Like Dancing to crap like this!"
£7.58   Used & New from: £0.01
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

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Mr. M. W. Lamb "Mikey boy" (Wythenshawe, Manchester, UK)
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Last updated: 13/10/2006
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