Worst films, ever.

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Beaches [DVD] [1989]
1.  Beaches [DVD] [1989] DVD ~ Bette Midler
The list author says:
  "Think of the worst chick flick ever.  Add Bette Midler to it.  Make her sing. Awful in every possible way."
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Top Gun [DVD] [1986]
2.  Top Gun [DVD] [1986] DVD ~ Tom Cruise
The list author says:
  "The reason why a lot people still hate Tom Cruise.  I'm sure the plot was found on the back of a cigarette packet."
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Striking Distance [DVD] [1994]
3.  Striking Distance [DVD] [1994] DVD ~ Bruce Willis
The list author says:
  "People keep dying on Bruce Willis river.  His brothers just been released from a mental prison ( I think).  Woked it out yet? Can't belive I paid money to watch this at the cinema."
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The Phantom [DVD] [1997]
4.  The Phantom [DVD] [1997] DVD ~ Billy Zane
The list author says:
  "Billy Zane in a purple lurex body stocking poncing around on a badly made studio set that's meant to look like a jungle.  Rubbish."
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Van Helsing (2004) Single Disc Edition [DVD]
5.  Van Helsing (2004) Single Disc Edition [DVD] DVD ~ Hugh Jackman
The list author says:
  "A plot, apparently, is a bit like a story.  This has neither.  A 2 and half hour fire work display.  I had a headache by then end of it."
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Tank Girl [DVD] [1995]
6.  Tank Girl [DVD] [1995] DVD ~ Lori Petty
The list author says:
  "How not to make a comic into a film.  Confusing, loud, unfunny, rubbish."
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2 Disc Edition) [2005] [DVD]
7.  Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2 Disc Edition) [2005] [DVD] DVD ~ Daniel Radcliffe
The list author says:
  "Comes across like an episode of grange hill, but with pointy hats and beards."
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Junior [DVD] [1994]
8.  Junior [DVD] [1994] DVD ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
The list author says:
  "Unfunny.  For a comedy that's a bit of own goal."
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence [2001] - 2 disc set [DVD]
9.  A.I. Artificial Intelligence [2001] - 2 disc set [DVD] DVD ~ Haley Joel Osment
The list author says:
  "Hateful, vomit inducing moraility tale.  Beyond painful.  Like trying to make you feel sorry for a toaster."
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Blade: Trinity (Extended Version) [DVD]
10.  Blade: Trinity (Extended Version) [DVD] DVD ~ Wesley Snipes
The list author says:
  "Wesley ain't in this much.  Instead the focus is on a fat dracula with a really bad eastern european accent.  It's like they dragged a retired wrestler and let him use his own costume for the film."
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Top Gun [Blu-ray] [1986] forum
Languages included on the Top Gun UK Bluray 		0 16 Mar 2011
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Top Gun [Blu-ray] [1986] forum
Have subtitles in Portuguese, please ?? 		6 28 Apr 2010
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New blu rays in German??? 		1 25 Jan 2010
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Spanish language comes of espain 		2 4 Jan 2010
Van Helsing [Blu-ray][Region Free] forum
language? 		2 4 Jan 2010
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subtitles? 		0 18 Jan 2009
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2 Disc Edition) [2005] [DVD] forum
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2 Disc Edition) [2005] [DVD] forum
Missing scenes 		0 5 Aug 2007
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Can anyone tell me if it is possible to get the same version the film, The Goblet of Fire that was originally released in the cinema? 		0 20 Jul 2007
 
   

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