Worst films I've seen

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Dune -- Two-disc Special Edition [DVD]
1.  Dune -- Two-disc Special Edition [DVD] DVD ~ Kyle MacLachlan
The list author says:
  "137 minutes of utter boredom.  I'd rather listen to Sting's crazy lute music than watch his "performance" here"
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Contact (Special Edition) [1997] [DVD]
2.  Contact (Special Edition) [1997] [DVD] DVD ~ Jodie Foster
The list author says:
  "The religion vs. science debate has never been handled so clumsily as here"
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Collateral - 2 Disc Collectors Edition [DVD]
3.  Collateral - 2 Disc Collectors Edition [DVD] DVD ~ Collateral
The list author says:
  "Looks nice but some of the scenes were so cheesy I cringed"
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Forrest Gump (2 Disc Special Collector's Edition) [1994] [DVD]
4.  Forrest Gump (2 Disc Special Collector's Edition) [1994] [DVD] DVD ~ Tom Hanks
The list author says:
  "The kind of cloying sentimentality that only Hollywood can ram down your throat with such little regard for subtelty"
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Cocktail [DVD] [1989]
5.  Cocktail [DVD] [1989] DVD ~ Tom Cruise
The list author says:
  "Nightclub barman stops music and reads poetry to crowd, hmmm... that would go down well in your local Ritzy I'm sure"
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Dirty Dancing [DVD]
6.  Dirty Dancing [DVD] DVD ~ Patrick Swayze
The list author says:
  "Do I really need to explain?  Not for the chaps"
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Grease 2 [DVD]
7.  Grease 2 [DVD] DVD ~ Michelle Pfeiffer
The list author says:
  "Everything I hate about musicals... but worse"
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Flashdance [DVD]
8.  Flashdance [DVD] DVD ~ Jennifer Beals
The list author says:
  "A welder by day, exotic dancer by night.... actually quite amusing"
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999]
9.  Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999] DVD ~ Ewan McGregor
The list author says:
  "Jar Jar Binks.  Enough said"
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James Bond - Die Another Day (Ultimate Edition 2 Disc Set) [DVD]
10.  James Bond - Die Another Day (Ultimate Edition 2 Disc Set) [DVD] DVD ~ Die Another Day
The list author says:
  "Too much unconvincing CGI makes for the worst Bond film in my opinion.  Madonna's acting and theme song put the final nail in the coffin."
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The Fast and the Furious - Ultimate Collection [DVD]
11.  The Fast and the Furious - Ultimate Collection [DVD] DVD ~ The Fast and the Furious
The list author says:
  "Halfords' sales of neon and plastic accessories for small hatchbacks owe much to these films"
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Armageddon: Re-mastered Edition (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [1998]
12.  Armageddon: Re-mastered Edition (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [1998] DVD ~ Bruce Willis
The list author says:
  "producer Jerry Bruckheimer + "actor" Ben Affleck = total chedfest.  Quite unintentionally funny though"
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The Jackal [DVD] [1998]
13.  The Jackal [DVD] [1998] DVD ~ Bruce Willis
The list author says:
  "A bad remake, makes the list because the ending is offensive."
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Police Academy - The Complete Collection (7 Disc Box Set) [1984] [DVD]
14.  Police Academy - The Complete Collection (7 Disc Box Set) [1984] [DVD] DVD ~ Police Academy
The list author says:
  "The law of diminishing returns"
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Showgirls [DVD] [1996]
15.  Showgirls [DVD] [1996] DVD ~ Elizabeth Berkley
The list author says:
  "So bad it's actually a good comedy.  Her sex scene in the pool is reminiscent of the thrashings of a distressed haddock"
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Striptease (1996) [DVD]
16.  Striptease (1996) [DVD] DVD ~ Demi Moore
The list author says:
  "Really bad.  Demi Moore is as sexy as an anglerfish"
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Waterworld [DVD] [1995]
17.  Waterworld [DVD] [1995] DVD ~ Kevin Costner
The list author says:
  "Best 2 hours kip you'll ever get"
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Pocahontas (2 Disc Special Edition) [DVD]
18.  Pocahontas (2 Disc Special Edition) [DVD] DVD ~ Pocahontas (1995)
The list author says:
  "Most things by Disney could go on the list really, they are so sickly sweet that a bucket is usually called for."
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Outlaw [DVD]
19.  Outlaw [DVD] 
The list author says:
  "Daily Mail prejudices + mindless violence + Danny Dyer = A dreadful and offensive film."
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Contact [Blu-ray] [1997][Region Free] forum
spanish language? 		5 20 days ago
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999] forum
The Phantom Menace-Star Wars 1 		1 28 Feb 2012
Armageddon: Re-mastered Edition (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [1998] forum
Subtitles 		1 19 Nov 2011
Contact [Blu-ray] [1997][Region Free] forum
Extras? 		1 13 Sep 2011
Forrest Gump [Blu-ray] [1994] forum
forrest gump blu ray - is this region free? 		3 2 Sep 2011
Waterworld [Blu-ray][Region Free] forum
Subtitles ? 		1 28 Jul 2011
Armageddon: Re-mastered Edition (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [1998] forum
Region A? 		0 26 Jun 2011
Forrest Gump [Blu-ray] [1994] forum
Language/subtitle info 		3 30 May 2011
Contact [Blu-ray] [1997][Region Free] forum
Italian Language 		1 29 Jan 2011
Dirty Dancing 20th Anniversary Collector's Edition [DVD] forum
Subtitles 		2 2 Oct 2010
Collateral (Special Edition) [Blu-ray] [2004] forum
Language/subtitle info 		0 25 Sep 2010
Cocktail [DVD] [1989] forum
Subtitles 		0 16 Sep 2010
 
   

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