"Nancy Sinatra is a credible artist, she writes her own material and the proper version of this song was ace on Kill Bill. But this mess is a f**king travesty!"
"Welcome to the chav condition my friends, this is thier new false idol! If I have to hear that ridiculous babble one more time I'm gonna' break out the chainsaw!"
"What is this supposed to be? It's all over the place, it's a f**king mess! What did she think, let's see how many stupid noises I can cram into one track? As for Fatman Scoop, lethal injection!"
"One of the worst songs of the year (not beating Crazy Frog you understand), including some of the most wet lyrics and vocals ever! "I like the way you swing your hair"...F**KING S**T!"
"When this band first appeared, we were told they were a cross between Oasis and Aerosmith! What the f**k? They sound f**k all like either of the aforementioned and this song in particular is b*****ks!"
"Will Smith's sound hasn't changed since "The Fresh Prince", boring, unoriginal and uninspiring. If you want real rap, go buy Encore by Eminem or The Documentary by The Game."
"If you're having trouble sleeping at the moment, don't bother buying anything from the chemist, just put on this mind-numbingly boring s**t and you'll be off dreaming in no time!"
"I was having trouble finishing this list, as I've pretty much expended the s**t I hate at the moment. So I saw this c**p advertised the other day and it sounds like the album from hell!"