Worst Albums Ever Recorded

A Listmania! list by michael_m
 
Bad
1.  Bad by Michael Jackson
The list author says:
  "I think this is probably the most aptly titled album I have ever heard."
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4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (73 customer reviews)

... Hits
2.  ... Hits by Phil Collins
The list author says:
  "It's hard to be more middle of the road than this - I think they put the 'S' on the wrong end of the last word in the title..."
£5.07   Used & New from: £0.54
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (40 customer reviews)

All The Way...A Decade of Song
3.  All The Way...A Decade of Song by Céline Dion
The list author says:
  "The epitome of over-rehearsed mediocrity - all the crap in one album."
£5.37   Used & New from: £0.16
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (31 customer reviews)

Music Box
4.  Music Box by Mariah Carey
The list author says:
  "How does someone who sounds like she's practicing for a singing lesson sell so many records?"
£5.27   Used & New from: £0.01
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

Justified
5.  Justified by Justin Timberlake
The list author says:
  "Sounds like a third-rate Michael Jackson imitator."
£6.36   Used & New from: £0.01
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (105 customer reviews)

Gold: Greatest Hits
6.  Gold: Greatest Hits by Steps
The list author says:
  "Kiddie pop at its worst."
£10.28   Used & New from: £0.01
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (27 customer reviews)

Feels So Good
7.  Feels So Good by Atomic Kitten
The list author says:
  "The blandest band ever!!!"
£2.15   Used & New from: £0.01
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

The Love Songs
8.  The Love Songs by Robson & Jerome
The list author says:
  "Ever felt like punching one of these two? You're not alone."
£4.07   Used & New from: £0.01
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)

You, Me & Us
9.  You, Me & Us by Martine McCutcheon
The list author says:
  "Britain's answer to Celine Dion - yes, she's just as bad."
£4.66   Used & New from: £0.01
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

The Very Best Of Cher
10.  The Very Best Of Cher by Cher
The list author says:
  "Going for the record of 'Last' world tours, but it's OK - she's 'doing it for the fans'..."
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4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)

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Come On Over
11.  Come On Over by Shania Twain
The list author says:
  "Man, I feel like a woman - any woman other than this one. It's just country music through the back door."
£5.52   Used & New from: £0.01
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (83 customer reviews)

Dressed for the Occasion: Live at the Royal Albert Hall/Remastered
12.  Dressed for the Occasion: Live at the Royal Albert Hall/Remastered by Cliff Richard
The list author says:
  "150 years in the music business and he's still producing sugary 3rd rate ballads. Please retire Cliff."
£8.00   Used & New from: £4.56
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

Number Ones
13.  Number Ones by Michael Jackson
The list author says:
  "Number Ones? I think it would be better named 'Number Twos'."
£5.17   Used & New from: £0.48
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (82 customer reviews)

Gold - The Definitive Hit Singles Collection
14.  Gold - The Definitive Hit Singles Collection by Andrew Lloyd Webber
The list author says:
  "Never has anyone allegedly plagiarized the work of so many other people and produced such crap."
£11.59   Used & New from: £0.01
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)

Hysteria
15.  Hysteria by Def Leppard
The list author says:
  "Metal for muppets."
£8.66   Used & New from: £2.88
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (47 customer reviews)

Somewhere In Time
16.  Somewhere In Time by Donny Osmond
The list author says:
  "Wasn't it bad enough that he gave us 'Puppy Love'? Why did he have to make a comeback?"
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4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)

Greatest Hits [Australian Import]
17.  Greatest Hits [Australian Import] by Kylie Minogue
The list author says:
  "I know she has a nice backside. Why does she have to make us suffer with what comes out of the other end?"
Used & New from: £7.82
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

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The Marshall Mathers LP
18.  The Marshall Mathers LP by Eminem
The list author says:
  "Will the real Slim Shady please shut up."
£6.29   Used & New from: £0.86
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (229 customer reviews)

The Young and the Hopeless
19.  The Young and the Hopeless by Good Charlotte
The list author says:
  "'Punk'? Punk died in 1979 - what are these retro twats with cliched hairdos playing at?"
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4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (85 customer reviews)

Slicker Than Your Average
20.  Slicker Than Your Average by Craig David
The list author says:
  "Garage is a pretty awful genre - this man gives us 'Garage Lite', the same thing but with none of the bite."
£4.50   Used & New from: £0.01
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (30 customer reviews)

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