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The World's Greatest Collection of Knock Knock Jokes Paperback – Oct 1998

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Everybody loves Knock Knock Jokes 27 Nov. 2012
By pammee - Published on Amazon.com
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I heard most of these knock knock jokes when I was a child. Still funny. I have several great grandchildren and I know that the boys (ages 8 and 10) Will be asking 'knock knock' to anyone who will stand still long enough to answer. These jokes seem to be some kind of 'rite of passage' for little boys in this age range. They will be getting this book for Christmas. Thanks
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Knock,Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell. 23 Oct. 2010
By J. Guild - Published on Amazon.com
Who doesn't like a Knock Knock Joke or a Tongue Twister? These are the earliest jokes kids like to learn and then try on others.And then Tongue Twisters are a challenge for young and old.
This is an excellent collection by any measure.I just bought my copy, and even though it was published in 1995,it is still available.It has 75 pages of Knock Knock jokes with 5 on each page.That's a total of 375 of them.What a repetoire to read and try on others.There are all types.Some are very simple and some are off the wall, and some take a bit of thinking to "get it",but all are great.
Then ,there are the Tongue Twisters.Who doesn't know a few of them;but here are a collection that will blow you away.The book has 35 pages of them with an average of 5 to 8 per page.Just think, that's somewhere well over 200 of them .Some are short such as;"A pox on your flocks,said the fox on the rocks" and some are real doozies,like this;

Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See,
Which made Sore sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was a shame to see Soar so sore just because
See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

So,try to memorize that Tongue Twister if you think you are too "grown up" for Knock Knock jokes and Tongue Twisters.
We are going out to dinner tonight with our daughter,her husband and 3 Grandchildren;and I'll give them this book,and we'll have a ball with it.
Five Stars 26 Dec. 2014
By Flower - Published on Amazon.com
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