I'm sorry I'm in absolutely tears of mirth and hiliarity, the disparity of my waking has my belly a-quaking as my other half didn't laugh as he was trying to sleep!
As you can see, I've read only some of this book, but I had to get up as I was silently trying my best not to crack up at 5am in the morning and wake my partner up. Jay, you total utter git! It's a brilliant book, I just wish I didn't keep trying to read it in bed!
You finished me off with "connectile dysfunction" and capped it, merely by mentioning how now, you can't look at sweets the same way after the lady who complained about how snacks are monikered.
Forgive the clumsy verbiage, the time of day is not conducive to the best of wit even though right now I should quit, but I can't acquit you of the guilt of making me get out of bed early today!
Ok, ok, I'll stop; I need to try this again, maybe retrain, to have a bit-a touch of wit to redo this review again!
Buy it, read it, love it-as his second book, it's yet another keeper, the first being Thank you for Arguing-the bloke's no joke, his words are coke and each time I rhyme, I commit a crime!
No really, I do quit now.
This book, unlike my writing just now, is excellent, funny and basically got me out of bed for fear of waking my partner up with the laughter. You nutter Jay; do it again would you?
If you want to add fluidity and memorability to your wordage, vividness to your verbiage, spark to your speech and tickles to your tongue, look no further.