Product Description
Benjamin Arnold Guppy loved turnips. He loved eating them, but most of all he loved throwing them. He also loved money and pain...extorting a lot of the former and causing an equal amount of the latter. A foul, sour-faced old swindler with a penchant for clucking like a chicken and more than a passing interest in the local postman, he was determined to get his hands on his neighbours' money, regardless of the cost. As it turned out, the price was his life.
A tale of blackmail, turnip tossing and the cold-blooded murder of an incredibly irritating old man. Based on real-life events.
‘A man wielding a knife as he threatens you is very frightening indeed, but one wielding a honeydew melon is just slightly ridiculous and in danger of ruining a perfectly good fruit.' - Quote from The Wonderful Demise of Benjamin Arnold Guppy
A tale of blackmail, turnip tossing and the cold-blooded murder of an incredibly irritating old man. Based on real-life events.
‘A man wielding a knife as he threatens you is very frightening indeed, but one wielding a honeydew melon is just slightly ridiculous and in danger of ruining a perfectly good fruit.' - Quote from The Wonderful Demise of Benjamin Arnold Guppy
About the Author
Gina Collia-Suzuki is an artist and writer, and she lives on the southwest coast of England with her husband and a family of eight female rats. Following a house move several years ago, she found herself living with nightmare neighbours, and her experiences inspired her to write 'The Wonderful Demise of Benjamin Arnold Guppy.' She does not spend her time contemplating ways of killing her neighbours... well, not much.
