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Wilt In Nowhere: (Wilt Series 4) [Kindle Edition]

Tom Sharpe
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (50 customer reviews)

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One of the most impressive things about Wilt in Nowhere is that Tom Sharpe manages to go on being outrageous and funny after such a long career--after all, what does a satirist do when real world lifestyles and events exceed his wildest earlier inventions? The answer is, of course, that he just goes on making wonderful things up--this is the first novel about his quietly stroppy, lazy-as-hell college lecturer hero Wilt for 20 years, and Wilt is as funny in an era of e-mail and NHS cuts as he was back then.

There is also a gentle nostalgia in some of the writing here. Wilt's hike through the English countryside in early chapters has pastoral charm in patches as well as a sarcastic sense of rural dereliction. Sharpe's sense of rural American life is rather more broad-brush, but the damage inflicted on an obnoxious millionaire by Wilt's four terrifying daughters shows a sense of just how power works.

This is a gentler book than some of Sharpe's satires, but he still has all of his bitter irony intact; this is not the book of someone who has mellowed in later life. --Roz Kaveney


"'Britain's leading practitioner of black humour' - Punch; 'Tom Sharpe serves up the loudest laughs in literary comedy... He is the great post-Waugh humorist, the Wodehouse who dares plunge into the bottomless vulgarity and hysteria of our times, and a rattling good companion on a train journey.' - Mail on Sunday; 'The funniest novelist writing today' - Times; 'The best of British farce-masters is back' - Mail on Sunday"

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 466 KB
  • Print Length: 292 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1446474739
  • Publisher: Cornerstone Digital; Export Ed edition (26 May 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0051UT5TG
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (50 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #21,029 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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24 of 24 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars RIP Wilt - alive but concussed 11 May 2005
By Andy Millward VINE VOICE
In a South Bank Show special about Tom Sharpe a couple of years ago, the great man was asked about his very slow output in recent years. Two problems were at the root: a serious heart condition and equally serious writer's block. Sharpe told Melvyn Bragg that he'd used his barbecue to burn about 1500 pages of text on the grounds that it didn't make him laugh. He also described his humour as "juvenile." Be that as it may, at his best Sharpe has been truly inspired, creating edgy mayhem and scream-out-loud laughter that few if any writer could match - consume and discard humourous literature par excellence.
So it's with heavy heart that I can confirm Sharpe's waning powers, based on the evidence presented by Wilt in Nowhere. The plotting devices and characterisations are as vivid as ever - Sharpe's instinct for farce is still as strong as ever. But the laughter is but a pale shadow of his finest achievements. The 1500 discarded pages must have made grim reading indeed if the final volume of Wilt's adventures is anything to go by.
The two separate plotlines - Eva and quads in the USA, Wilt on a walking tour and for much of the book in deep concussion, fails to add up to a coherent whole, and lacks much of the edge and sense of orchestrated debate displayed in earlier Wilt epics. If the moral of the tale is anywhere, Wilt in Nowhere says that taking an unambitious family holiday prevents chaos! Sharpe appears to said everything worth saying.
Furthermore, Wilt's arch adversary Inspector Flint has a comparatively minor role to play, though readers will be gratified to know his understanding of the Wilts is no greater now than ever before, albeit infinitely more advanced than his over-promoted peer, Hodge.
It's disappointing to see a once great writer well below his peak powers, and I wish Tom Sharpe a happy retirement. But I'd sooner remember him by earlier books, those that had me helpless with laughter.
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21 of 21 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Spark nearly dead 17 May 2005
By John R.
I normally do my reading in bad late at night. Some 20 years ago the bed shook regularly with laughter and giggles and my eyes frequently went out of focus through tears of mirth. As another reader says one dared not read Tom Sharpe on public transport for fear of uncontrollable fits of giggles. How I looked forward to the recent book after such a lengthy gap in time. But, such disappointment in the end. No uncontrollable giggles, no bursting guffaws, only a slight wimper of enjoyment and an occasional smile. Alas, all good things come to an end and history cannot be repeated. Wilt is dead, long live...... no, Wilt is dead.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Timeless 17 May 2005
Can it really be 30 years since the first Wilt book? And isn't it about 10 years since the last Tom Sharpe book?
While this is not up there with the classic Sharpe books, it still a decent read. In some respects this could have been written back in the 70s as half the characters still inhabit that timeless Tom Sharpe world where people still keep the words 'blighter' and 'swine' in their vocabulary and use them regularly. At the same time there are still characters with a more earthy choice of words, and you would not guess this was written by someone pushing 80.
The only real disappointment is that some of the set pieces are not developed as much as they could have been. For example, the hunting lodge with the sound system which could double as a weapon of mass destruction and the garden full of heavy weaponry: the scene is set for a major disaster, but it doesn't meet its potential.
The style is typical Sharpe, apart from a bit more restraint, but a slightly restrained Tom Sharpe is still a lot more riotous than most writers, so don't let it put you off.
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Wilt wilting................. 7 Nov. 2005
By A Customer
As a fan of Tom Sharpe, and the Wilt books in particular, I looked foward to this book. It raised a few smiles, but it is no where near the level of previous Wilt novels. Really it was like wandering down memory lane with an old friend, talking about the good old days.
I'd really only recommended it it if you've already read the previous books, and the original 'Wilt' in particular.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
Having read all of Tom Sharpe I looked forward to the new Wilt with much anticipation. I'm afraid to say that some of the plot went awol to the point of being confusing. More frustratingly there was not enough Wilt in the book !! His run ins with Inspector Flint in previous Wilts were hilarious.
Overall it was a good read but not side splittingly funny as other Sharpe books have been.
If you want to read a hilarious Wilt read the First in the series.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Wilted 14 July 2006
'Wilt In Nowhere' finds our hero searching for the 'real England', but losing his way in spectacular fashion. Sadly appropriate, as this book starts promisingly, but loses its way after just a few chapters. While mildly amusing throughout, it doesn't even come anywhere close to the giddy heights of the laugh-out-loud-funny original 'Wilt'. Newcomers to the series would be well advised to start at the beginning before picking up the latest instalment.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Wilt is Nowhere 24 Dec. 2007
I was disappointed with this latest excursion by Tom Sharpe into the land of Henry Wilt. Previous instalments, especially "Wilt" and "Wilt on High" have seen our misfortunate Tech Lecturer battle, humorously with the bureaucracy of institutions and situations generated by his own approach to life. This time in "Wilt in Nowhere" Henry Wilt is no more that a bit part player in a set of scenarios loosely linked by the Wilt family, in fact Wilt is Nowhere. The clever humour that Tom Sharpe has generated in previous books has been replaced an increase in "coarse" language a move that can be seen in a number of less able comedians today and is supposed to reflect common speech. Hopefully this drop in standard is only a blip and any future instalments will again rise to the previous high and humorous standard.
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