"What do you do if you can't sing and have poor grasp of music in general? Become a hip hop star. Buffoons like this think they're all gangsta, but only white cretins buy their s*** music. So Sad."
"This f***knob just has to be gay; how else could he have convinced a bunch of record executives to give him the time of day? Still, nobody here in America even knows who he is. And he lives here."
"Another fine example of how out of touch record companies are. The Spice Girls have been and gone. Just send 'em all back to whichever council estate gutter they crawled from. Trollops."
"America's answer to Girl's Aloud--only these six trollops think they are street. The only street they should know is the one that passes through the red light district of LA. Sad old lot."
"Unfortunately, record companies knew exactly what the public wanted when they signed this brat. The child's mother should thrash her to within an inch of her life. Sad. Sad. Sad."
"Like with the above, this is another good marketing ploy from record companies. Nobody dares tell the truth about her, lest they are called a racist. See if I care. Being white = her success."
"Music for rich white parents to listen to so they can 'keep up with the kids.' Elevator music at best. P*** Martin's marriage to a Hollywood star obviously helped 'em."
"Mariah's voice is so s*** these days that she needs a guest rapper for support on every song. As far as I'm concerned, they sold this piece of junk. Without 'em, she'd sink without a trace."
"Damon Albarn needs to be layed out for this 'concept' album. Music for video game geeks & art school ponces, or those who are too ashamed to admit they own a copy of Bob the Builder's first album."
"Once respected amongst musicians & the underground music scene alike. Now a complete sell out. Hollaback girl? What the f*** is she talking about, stupid b****. Don't forget where you came from girl."