Why I lost faith in commercial music.

A Listmania! list by The 3rd Wheel "Friendless since 1980" (CA, USA)
 
Late Registration
1.  Late Registration by Kanye West
The list author says:
  "What do you do if you can't sing and have poor grasp of music in general? Become a hip hop star.  Buffoons like this think they're all gangsta, but only white cretins buy their s*** music. So Sad."
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Intensive Care
2.  Intensive Care by Robbie Williams
The list author says:
  "This f***knob just has to be gay; how else could he have convinced a bunch of record executives to give him the time of day? Still, nobody here in America even knows who he is. And he lives here."
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Chemistry
3.  Chemistry by Girls Aloud
The list author says:
  "Another fine example of how out of touch record companies are. The Spice Girls have been and gone. Just send 'em all back to whichever council estate gutter they crawled from. Trollops."
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PCD
4.  PCD by Pussycat Dolls
The list author says:
  "America's answer to Girl's Aloud--only these six trollops think they are street. The only street they should know is the one that passes through the red light district of LA. Sad old lot."
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Hoodie
5.  Hoodie by Lady Sovereign
The list author says:
  "Unfortunately, record companies knew exactly what the public wanted when they signed this brat.  The child's mother should thrash her to within an inch of her life. Sad. Sad. Sad."
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Mind Body And Soul
6.  Mind Body And Soul by Joss Stone
The list author says:
  "Like with the above, this is another good marketing ploy from record companies. Nobody dares tell the truth about her, lest they are called a racist. See if I care. Being white = her success."
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X&Y
7.  X&Y by Coldplay
The list author says:
  "Music for rich white parents to listen to so they can 'keep up with the kids.'  Elevator music at best.  P*** Martin's marriage to a Hollywood star obviously helped 'em."
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The Emancipation of Mimi: Ultra Platinum Edition
8.  The Emancipation of Mimi: Ultra Platinum Edition by Mariah Carey
The list author says:
  "Mariah's voice is so s***  these days that she needs a guest rapper for support on every song. As far as I'm concerned, they sold this piece of junk. Without 'em, she'd sink without a trace."
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Demon Days
9.  Demon Days by Gorillaz
The list author says:
  "Damon Albarn needs to be layed out for this 'concept' album. Music for video game geeks & art school ponces, or those who are too ashamed to admit they own a copy of Bob the Builder's first album."
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Love Angel Music Baby
10.  Love Angel Music Baby by Gwen Stefani
The list author says:
  "Once respected amongst musicians & the underground music scene alike. Now a complete sell out. Hollaback girl? What the f*** is she talking about, stupid b****.  Don't forget where you came from girl."
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