I am the proud owner of 12 cats, and for years I have been searching for a way to combine my twin loves of painting and animal hypnotism. Now, thanks to this marvellous book, my search is over. Filled with great ideas for colour coordinating your feline friends, this masterpiece of creativity is a surefire way of ensuring that not only do you never get bored inside the house, you also are giving the gift of wackiness to other households. Imagine the laughter and joy you bring to your neighbours, as your newly decorated pet uses next door's flowerbed as a litter tray. Chuckle as the local children are flummoxed by the miniature zebra that runs across the road in front of them. Thrill at the wonder of the educationally subnormal beefcake as the local fire brigade are called to fetch Lawrence of Arabia out of a tree.
So - why not buy this heartily recommended literary joy. And if you have enough cats, why not experiment with different paint types? 8 of my dozen are still alive, having developed the immunity to the household gloss that I have taken to using. But WARNING - do not drink paint, or stick fingers in electrical sockets - this may cause injury. There should be signs on these things...