What a book! After reading Why Me? I wanted to go to Stewpot's bar, get old Bobby boy in a headlock, playfully ruffle his hair, and read out a whole chapter from memory, both of us laughing manically. Then i wanted to stop, look him dead in the eye and say, 'Why me, Bob, you asked - I'll tell you why. It's because you are a genuinely lovely, lovely man and you were the only man for the job.' I'd then gently touch his cheek with the back of my hand, wink and walk out in a jaunty manner.
Unfortunately, I was banned from Stewpot's for doing something similar to Lorraine Kelly and am currently under psychiatric evaluation so i haven't been able to do it, but i thoroughly enjoyed the book and have recommended it to everyone in my wing.