Who Will Be the New Madonna?

A Listmania! list by Orange Prose (London, UK)
 
Stripped
1.  Stripped by Christina Aguilera
The list author says:
  "Probably the odds-on cert. Great voice, fierce, picks her producers, boobs all over the place"
£4.19   Used & New from: £0.01
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (178 customer reviews)

In The Zone
2.  In The Zone by Britney Spears
The list author says:
  "Equal odds with Slaggy Aggie. Has Madge's knack for picking men, and still pulls off the hits"
£3.97   Used & New from: £0.01
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (143 customer reviews)

Try This
3.  Try This by Pink
The list author says:
  "Hard-faced rival to Aggie and Britters. Rocks out a bit, likes her piercings"
£5.47   Used & New from: £0.28
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)

Dangerously in Love
4.  Dangerously in Love by Beyonce
The list author says:
  "Best song of last year disguises actually woeful debut album. Not unlike early Madge"
£2.79   Used & New from: £0.01
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (107 customer reviews)

Fever
5.  Fever by Kylie Minogue
The list author says:
  "Sort of almost there. Has the longevity sorted, and the hits. Doesn't have a scary enough reputation though"
£3.89   Used & New from: £0.01
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (88 customer reviews)

Life for Rent
6.  Life for Rent by Dido
The list author says:
  "Created from parts found in Next to allow Faithless to retire very rich indeed. Massive sales, currently trying too hard to be controversial about underage lays"
£3.97   Used & New from: £0.01
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (228 customer reviews)

This Is Me... Then
7.  This Is Me... Then by Jennifer Lopez
The list author says:
  "Big-arsed diva grabs the cash and grins. Has her own perfume - 'give us the glow... give me more money' and string of failed celeb relationships. Could well be new Madge"
Used & New from: £0.93
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (43 customer reviews)

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State of Mind [CD + DVD]
8.  State of Mind [CD + DVD] by Holly Valance
The list author says:
  "If she can get people to care again she may be in with a chance. If not new Madge, then she could certainly be the new Britters"
£11.57   Used & New from: £0.01
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)

Damita Jo: Parental Advisory
9.  Damita Jo: Parental Advisory by Janet Jackson
The list author says:
  "The smart one of the family. Likes to get her nips out every so often, which won't do her any harm. Actually more talented than 90% of the other people here as well"
£7.39   Used & New from: £0.03
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)

Rock Steady
10.  Rock Steady by No Doubt
The list author says:
  "No Doubt = No More but Gwen Stefani has a solo album out which threatens to be HUGE... OutKast and Linda Perry producing anyone?"
£4.89   Used & New from: £0.01
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (23 customer reviews)

Shoot From The Hip
11.  Shoot From The Hip by Sophie Ellis Bextor
The list author says:
  "Posh lady of pop has a shallow chance... again getting people to care again will be the trick."
£3.37   Used & New from: £0.01
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

Three
12.  Three by Sugababes
The list author says:
  "Outside chance yes, but in 5 years we will be kicking ourselves we didn't spot Heidi sooner. As the other 'Babes fight each other and do their minimalist dancing, Heidi plots solo domination...perhaps"
£6.99   Used & New from: £0.01
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (47 customer reviews)

Up!
13.  Up! by Shania Twain
The list author says:
  "Bonkers country/pop crossover star, nee Eileen, has the wealth and the influence... and the taste in out-there videos"
£4.29   Used & New from: £0.36
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)

The Tension and the Spark
14.  The Tension and the Spark by Darren Hayes
The list author says:
  "Don't laugh. He might just do it. First album was Madge with better tunes, and he has the ambiguous sexuality thing working for him"
Used & New from: £0.26
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (45 customer reviews)

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