"Created from parts found in Next to allow Faithless to retire very rich indeed. Massive sales, currently trying too hard to be controversial about underage lays"
"Big-arsed diva grabs the cash and grins. Has her own perfume - 'give us the glow... give me more money' and string of failed celeb relationships. Could well be new Madge"
"The smart one of the family. Likes to get her nips out every so often, which won't do her any harm. Actually more talented than 90% of the other people here as well"
"Outside chance yes, but in 5 years we will be kicking ourselves we didn't spot Heidi sooner. As the other 'Babes fight each other and do their minimalist dancing, Heidi plots solo domination...perhaps"