We've told you HOW TO S**T IN THE WOODS. We've taken you UP S**T CREEK. Now, we dare to ask the eternal question...WHO CUT THE CHEESE? Which is to say, what exactly is a f*rt? Why do we do it? Why do we hide it when we do it? And why do we find f*rts so darn funny? A cut above anything else on the subject, this book really lets go and tells all, getting to the bottom of these mysteries. Author Jim sniffs out a load of historical and scientific f*rt tales, then offers the kind of fun facts you'll be dying to let slip at social occasions, in chapters like "F*rt Facts That Aren't Just Hot Air," "Gone with the Wind" (on famous movie f*rts), and "Le Petomane & the Art of the Fart" (on the most famous windbag in history). From fact to fiction to frivolous flatulence, this book is unquestionably a ripping good read.