You walk the streets for money, you don't care if it's wrong, or if it's right. For seven long years Stan DuBonnet was in that parallel universe that was Fort Apathe: the Cronx before he managed to escape through a rip in the space-time continuum and get back to the real world and he is here to tell you of his fantastic tales of the misshapen misfit misanthrope lords of misdelivery who put the While You Were Out card through your door While You Were In. While You Were Out – confessions of a postman.
Stan DuBonnet lives in Paris where he works intermittently for a security consultancy.
Way back in the mists of time he produced obscure webtoons such as Flash Boyfriend and Flash Band. You can see these webtoons at www.stunnedbunny.com
After having destroyed his reputation in the web media industry he worked for the Royal Mail Group. During his time there he was suspended three times: once for not being into football and twice for taking on the section bully. He went on to sue the RMG for constructive dismissal. And won by a unanimous verdict.
He received a substantial payout.
The rest of his book is, of course, a complete work of fiction.
Other pointless information: Stan DuBonnet is a sad and embittered individual who spends most of his time watching the History Channel. Stan DuBonnet is bad at punctuation. And insists on starting a written sentence with 'And' as a means of getting his revenge back at his English teacher, Mr Watt. He is currently working on his next book: A Pretty Face Don't Make The Tea.