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Where's My F*cking Latte? (and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood) [Kindle Edition]

Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

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The Kindle Bestselling book featured on TV's "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD"

*UPDATED FOR 2011 WITH 3 NEW BONUS STORIES!*

DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS... Every movie and TV star has one. So does every agent and manager. Some producers and studio execs have two or even three. I'm talking about an assistant. Someone to answer your phones, pick up your dry cleaning. Someone to hide your drugs. Your assistant knows what you eat, who you're sleeping with and what medications you're taking. They listen in on your phone calls. They are the eyes and ears of Hollywood... and occasionally they talk. Culled from dozens of interviews with former and current Hollywood assistants, Where's My F*cking Latte is a no-holds barred insider's look at what really goes on behind Tinseltown's closed doors.

PRAISE FOR "WHERE'S MY F*CKING LATTE?"
"I can tell you firsthand that what goes on behind-the-scenes of Hollywood's glittering facade is usually shocking, insane and full of sex offers. Where's My F*cking Latte perfectly captures the abusive and often hysterically unbelievable world of celebs and Tinseltown power-brokers and the culture of excess and entitlement they live in. Two thumbs WAY, WAY UP!"
- Daniella Cracknell, Publicist to many of TV’s iconic stars from Dick Clark, Howie Mandel, Geraldo Rivera, Mario Lopez to name a few…

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff is a bestselling and award-winning author living in Los Angeles who has been known to occasionally moonlight as a TV host, voice-over artist and rock journalist. A professional composer of music for television for many years, opportunity knocked and transformed him into a screen/TV writer and author featured on “Access Hollywood.” Then a podcast recorded in his car became a weeknightly drive-time radio show on Sirius Sateillite Radio. This led to a handsome feature in Playboy Magazine that compared Mark to Howard Stern and Jon Stewart.


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About the Author

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff is a bestselling and award-winning author living in Los Angeles who has been known to occasionally moonlight as a TV host, voice-over artist and rock journalist. A professional composer of music for television for many years, opportunity knocked and transformed him into a screen/TV writer and author featured on “Access Hollywood.” Then a podcast recorded in his car became a weeknightly drive-time radio show on Sirius Sateillite Radio. This led to a handsome feature in Playboy Magazine that compared Mark to Howard Stern and Jon Stewart.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1635 KB
  • Print Length: 142 pages
  • Publisher: Glenneyre Press; 1 edition (14 May 2007)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B000ZHN93S
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #175,697 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff Is an award-winning and bestselling author who has been featured on the hit TV show "Access Hollywood." Playboy Magazine praised Mark's comedy writing by saying, "Imagine Howard Stern dropping acid with Trey Parker and Jon Stewart while driving around downtown L.A. and you're almost there." Mark's writing has spread across a variety of media and television enterprises; he's written scripts directed by the likes of Bruce Campbell and he has written about music for top-end publications such as Blender Magazine. Mark also holds a degree in Music Production and Engineering from Boston's esteemed Berklee College of Music and after cutting his teeth in the studio with major label artists became Vice President of the company responsible for the music on such hit sitcoms such as "That 70s Show" and "3rd Rock From the Sun" and is a successful composer in his own right; he scored original music on several network TV series, the 1994 Winter Olympics on CBS and major video game soundtracks. Mark was also one of the first creative visionaries to turn podcasting into a full time career after launching a comedy show recorded in his car. This turned into a stint on Sirius Satellite Radio five nights a week during drive time. From podcasting, Mark was cast as the co-host of a nationally-syndicated television show. On occasion, he has been known to moonlight as a voice-over artist and has been sought as a new media and branding consultant for Internet companies like GoDaddy and Verisign.

Mark currently resides in Los Angeles.

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A very good read 9 Mar. 2012
Format:Paperback
An interesting and informative gossipy view of life on the inside of Hollywood. This is not National Enquirer stuff but insights from the 'little people'. Good fun and lots of gossip.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Not my cup of latte 18 July 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Thought this book would be full of interesting gossip, but there's no named celebrities which would make the info more tittilating. In fact the whole book could be written without knowing any celebrities. However, the author claims to have worked with big stars, so I guess some of them must have been well known, but the reader will never know who they are. I also got confused with the gender of the writer. My brain tells me that Mark is a man's name, but the style seems to be very feminine. I can't recommend this book, there are others in this genre which are much better.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud and sad 2 May 2013
By Pammy
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This book goes into that special category in my life called "books I have laughed out loud at". I would recommend this book for that alone. But behind all this is shock that these immature sociopaths are creating world entertainment and might be why so much of it is not very good. This is a great read and absolutely recommended.
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1.0 out of 5 stars rubbish 30 Jun. 2013
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This book is a complete scam, badly written, supposedly about real Hollywood people (Identity hidden in every case .)
these so called stories could have been written about any boss anywhere but the hook is Hollywood and its nothing to do with that''village''
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3.0 out of 5 stars Made me laugh... 28 Jun. 2012
By Woody86
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Great price for something to have on my iPad when I was bored.....

It is funny and really resonates with me as an assistant (although workiing in insurance is much less glamorous!!)

Not a classic but definately worth a read!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Too funny! 15 Sept. 2012
By April
Format:Kindle Edition
If you're looking for a great book about Hollywood Behind the scenes, this is the one to check out! It will both amuse and horrify you with the funny and incredible stories. Definitely worth the price, I recommend this one to all my mates.
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