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Where's My Cow?: A Discworld Picture Book (Discworld Novels) [Hardcover]

Terry Pratchett , Melvyn Grant
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  • Hardcover: 32 pages
  • Publisher: Doubleday; illustrated edition edition (1 Oct 2005)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 038560937X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0385609371
  • Product Dimensions: 23.6 x 21.8 x 1 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (34 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 10,380 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
    #91 in  Books > Humour > Fiction

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At six o'clock every day, without fail, with no excuses, Sam Vimes must go home to read "Where's My Cow?", with all the right farmyard noises, to his little boy. There are some things you have to do. It is the most loved and chewed book in the world. But his father wonders why it is full of moo-cows and baa-lambs when Young Sam will only ever see them cooked on a plate. He can think of a more useful book for a boy who lives in a city. So Sam Vimes starts adapting the story. It is a story with streets, not fields. It is a book with rogues and villains and about the place where he'll grow up.

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At six o’clock every day, without fail, with no excuses, Sam Vimes must go home to read Where's My Cow?, with all the right farmyard noises, to his little boy. There are some things you have to do.It is the most loved and chewed book in the world.

But his father wonders why it is full of moo-cows and baa-lambs when Young Sam will only ever see them cooked on a plate. He can think of a more useful book for a boy who lives in a city.

So Sam Vimes starts adapting the story. A story with streets, not fields. A book with rogues and villains. A book about the place where he’ll grow up.


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120 of 129 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Terry Pratchett - Where's My Cow?, 27 Sep 2005
By RachelWalker "RachelW" (England) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Where's My Cow?: A Discworld Picture Book (Discworld Novels) (Hardcover)
A spin-off from his latest full length Discworld novel, "Where's My Cow?" is the book Sam Vimes must return home to read to his son at six o-clock every day, without fail. Without fail. "where's my cow?" "Is that my cow?" "It goes 'baa'" "It's a sheep." "That's not my cow" And thus it goes. Vimes thinks this is a little ridiculous, to read to a boy who lives in a city and will only ever see a cow cooked on a plate, and sets out to change the story a little to fit with Anhk-Morpork...

This is 11 pounds. It's 38 pages or less. That is steep. Especially as it took me only about five minutes to read. But: it was a very very fun five minutes! I recommend it highly as fun little curio: very intelligent for such a short children's book, very fun and funny also. I don't exactly know what the point of it is, though. Is it REALLY supposed to be for children? Or is it just something for true Discworld fanatics (as I am) to buy and enjoy?

There's not a lot else to say about it. It's very short. The illustrations are good and entertaining (I never realised Vimes looked so much like Pete Postlethwaite...). It's a lot of fun, nicely bound and designed, and is a nice metafictional trick, to boot. But it's expensive for what it is. But that won't stop many people buying it.

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19 of 20 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A great read for both my son *and* me, 8 May 2007
By S. Vaughan (UK) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Where's My Cow?: A Discworld Picture Book (Discworld Novels) (Hardcover)
Although I think every Pratchett fan should read this book, there isn't much story to it and probably only two groups will find it worth buying - the hard-core fans who have to have *everything* by him, and the parents of small children.

I fall into the second category, and, as such, would heartily recommend it to other Pratchett parents. A children's book that's enjoyable rather than tiresome to adults and that stands up to endless rereads is a treasure that a parent can't afford to miss. This is a superbly funny satire of the normal structure of a children's book, with some of the best illustrations I've ever seen. (I don't know who Melvyn Grant is, but where *was* he when the illustrations were being done for the covers of the other Discworld books? His fantastic blends of realistic-looking characters and fantasy-dreamworld leave Josh Kirby standing. I hope this guy is hired for every new edition in the future.)

Like one of the other reviewers, I would also not have read this book to a child. My husband thought differently, and so, it turned out, did our son. When my husband introduced him to the book at the age of 21 months, he loved it. And, no, he hasn't started saying 'Bugrit' yet.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars a good way to get the kids hooked on reading, 17 Feb 2008
By Susan Belcher "Su B" (St Helens, England) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Where's My Cow?: A Discworld Picture Book (Discworld Novels) (Hardcover)
I've been reading this to my friends children and they love it. Especially the youngest. He likes to follow the story while I point at the words. He even stops me when I miss a bit or make a mistake.

I will be moving the older ones onto the "Tiffany Aching" books this week.

It's a great book for kids (and adults too).
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5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant introduction to Pratchett for little ones!
Found a copy of this in our local library, and our son (6) loves it so much, we've bought him a copy of his own for Christmas. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Jane Louise

5.0 out of 5 stars fun for all ages
a must have book for discworld lovers wonderful graphics and just a fun book if there are children around hide it dont let them near it or you will never see it again
Published 15 months ago by N. Pearce

5.0 out of 5 stars where's my cow
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Published 15 months ago by Mrs. K. A. Grace

5.0 out of 5 stars Yes it IS a childrens book.
While I don't disagree this is fun for adults I felt compelled to wrote this review in response to other reviewers who say this is not for children or just for older children. Read more
Published 15 months ago by M. Dyson

4.0 out of 5 stars A pratchett Favourite!
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Published 17 months ago by R. Norris

1.0 out of 5 stars don't bother
I saw the other reviews before buying this but love the artwork of josh kirby so thought i'd give it a go.

DONT, REALLY, JUST DONT

IT IS THAT BAD
Published 20 months ago

5.0 out of 5 stars LOVE IT!
My 15 month old daughter loves this book. My partner got it as he thought it was an adult book but we read it for the first time to my daughter a couple of months ago and she... Read more
Published on 10 Jan 2008 by Wok Girl

4.0 out of 5 stars It's a great bedtime read for small children
I got this recently, it is now a favourite of my 3 year old daughter as a bedtime book. It is very short and a derivative of "Thud! Read more
Published on 10 Jan 2008 by S. Davison

5.0 out of 5 stars One hundred per cent pointless, but wonderful
If you resent spending that money on such as this, ask for it for Hogswatch. Like I did. But Please, Please, Please don't expect anything profound. Read more
Published on 2 Dec 2007 by Matt Westwood

1.0 out of 5 stars total disappointment
You would expect the author to be above such gross commercial act, but actually the book consists of a (very) few sentences lifted from the novel "Thud", accompanied by bland... Read more
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