Where's the Birth Certificate?: The Case That Barack Obama Is Not Eligible to Be President [Hardcover]

What we tentatively call a birth certificate is, in most properly a "Certificate of Live Birth". To help you understand this concept please search "birth11-03final-ACC.pdf" as that is the official document and, "is used administratively by the Passport Agency and the Social Security Administration and it is used for issuing certified copies. This item is collected for legal purposes." Source: Report of the panel to evaluate the standard U.S. certificates (A Federal Report). Now rather than end up in court and losing, how about you do the sensible thing. Or are you incapable of understanding just how screwed you will be if you insist on continuing in this direction?

Nothing in her book goes into the facts of what the US Government considers to be an acceptable proof of birth and citizenship. There is no such thing as a "Birth Certificate" that is accepted by the US Government, unless it follows the exact same format as the form linked above. There's a fake "birth certificate" that showed President Obama to have been born in the Republic of Kenya. However, if you check the history of Kenya you will find that the Republic of Kenya did not exist prior to 1963; and President Obama was born in 1961, so that is obviously a fake. Even if he were born in Kenya, his mother was an American Citizen, so by birth he'd automatically be a British Citizen and all his mother would have had to do is file a single form with the State Department and he's be considered a dual citizen and have to make a choice after his 18th birthday. But this is not an issue because he was in fact born in the State of Hawaii. This is based off his Certificate of Life Birth, which is the legal document accepted by the Federal Government. If you don't believe me, you can search for the PDF file "Report of the panel to evaluate the standard U.S. certificates" and you will find no mention of birth certificate in it, only Certificate of Live Birth.

There is nothing in this book that is credible proof of her claim to have actually have done extensive research. If she had, she would have started with researching what is considered acceptable proof of US Citizenship and have given up this dubious and worthless task of proving a lie. That lie being that President Barack H. Obama, II is not an American Citizen. And that's something else to consider, He is Barak Jr., which means if any "evidence" leaves that out, it is not worth considering.

And that falsified Kenyan birth certificate was created by someone who purposely was out to "punk" the birthers. He created it and left all kinds of hints in it to show it was a forgery. Its serial number allowed it to be traced back to the person whose birth certificate it really belonged to, an Australian still living in Australia who laughed and said that yes, that was his own with changes, though he was not in on it.

There is nothing patriot about believing lies about our President, or pursuing them and claiming to have proved that the lies are true. A true patriot wants to know the truth, regardless of how they feel about the person or issue.

The author of this book, Jerome Corsi, is a true patriot. If it wasn't for the critical work he did to undermine John Kerry's status as a genuine American hero, we'd all be reading Sartre and speaking various dialects of Bostonese.

Corsi saved us by exposing Kerry's manipulation of a rift in the time/space continuum to make it appear that he was in Cambodia on Christmas rather than on President's Day. Kerry never recovered from that revelation. George W Bush, who had spent the war heroically searching for Gen. Vơ Nguyên Giáp in honkytonks across East Texas, beat Kerry handily in the presidential election.

Now, he's saving America again with this book questioning the citizenship of our current president, Barack Obama. Building on forensic research conducted by Orly Taitz, Law Dentist, Mr. Corsi proves beyond doubt that Obama: (A) is unheartlandishly hued; (B) has a foreign sounding name; and, (C) replaced the staff of the Hawaii Department of Vital Statistics with a dozen malevolent, fist-bumping, dashiki-wearing, document-forging robots and an old Mexican guy who sits at the reception desk and answers phones.

That's enough to earn "Where's the Birth Certificate" (shouldn't it be "No, Not That Birth Certificate") four stars, but it's a shame Mr. Corsi didn't work a little harder to earn that fifth star. By simply applying Sarah Palin's historical research methods, Mr. Corsi could have fully exposed Obama for who he truly is: An Eskimo who embraced the communist ideology of his walrusian foster parents.

You see, Obama is the love child of the Hawaiian crooner, Don Ho, and an Eskimo woman named Kakrayok (One of the hundreds of Eskimo words meaning "ukuleles get her hot.") After a heated fight over poi, the pregnant Kakrayok left Ho and returned to her home in northern Alaska, where she delivered baby Obama.

At the age of two, Obama became separated from his family during a seal hunt on the ice flow. He would have surely died within hours had he not been found by a pupless walrus couple, who, after much barking and flipper clapping, decided to raise him as their own.

Unfortunately, the walruses were members of a Marxist herd that believed in taking care of each other and sharing their fish communally. They indoctrinated their pups in herd schools where they were force fed such concepts as "walrus exceptionalism" and "fishing for the good of the whole." Obama was a quick learner, and soon became the head of his class.

On the day Obama turned 13, the party chairwalrus pulled Obama aside and told him he was going on a special mission. He would be sent to live with a human couple to finish his education, be elected president of the United States, and, then, destroy our nation by turning it into one big godless walrus socialist commune.

The chairwalrus gave Obama two thick stacks of documents to take with him. The first was a plan to use "global warming" to make boat fuel so expensive, Americans would have to buy all their seafood--yes, even Whole Herring - Old Country Style, 26oz--from walruses. The second was a set of design plans to build malevolent, fist-bumping, dashiki-wearing, document-forging robots. The party chairwalrus also gave Obama a bottle of tequila to use to recruit an old Mexican guy for the receptionist position.

Isn't that a much better story? If only Mr. Corsi had taken the time to apply the Palin historical technique, this could have been a 5 star review.

Big respect and thanks to the author Mr. J. Corsi for writing this book after tremendos effort of dicovering the truth in the environmnt of resistance of liberal American media which follows the steps of Soviet ideologs and KGB.
As immigrant from Soviet Russia, I respect America as a country of laws. Hope this book will help the TRUTH to prevail.