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Where'd You Go, Bernadette [Kindle Edition]

Maria Semple
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (56 customer reviews)

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Maria Semple's Where'd You Go Bernadette is the book that comes closest to matching Jonathan Safran Foer's 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close'. It's the highly charged story of a high achieving child, her genius Microsoft star employee father and her reclusive award-winning mother Bernadette. The family trip to Antarctica may well be their undoing. This is a hilarious novel with undoubtedly the pushiest parents ever captured in ink (Patrick Neale, Jaffe & Neale Bookshop THE BOOKSELLER )

Where'd You Go Bernadette by Maria Semple is an innovative comic novel. The eponymous Bernadette was once a great architect but has fallen into a cycle of agoraphobia and misanthropy in Seattle. She is a bitter character who despises most other people but she's actually quite charismatic. I found myself rooting for her, which is testament to Semple's accomplished style and characterisation (Ruth Hunter, Bertrams THE BOOKSELLER )

Where'd You Go, Bernadette is fresh and funny and accomplished, but the best thing about it was that I never had any idea what was going to happen next. It was a wild ride... (Kate Atkinson )

A fresh, flamboyantly witty new voice (Helen Fielding )

A delightfully funny book, that constantly catches one by surprise, Where'd You Go, Bernadette combines a shrewdly observed portrait of Seattle life with, of all things, a mysterious disappearance in Antarctica. A pleasure (Matthew Kneale, author of English Passengers )

Maria Semple dissects the gory complexities of familial dysfunction with a deft and tender hand. Where'd You Go, Bernadette is a triumph of social observation and black comedy by a skillful chronicler of moneyed malaise. (Patrick de Witt, author of The Sisters Brothers )

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Maria Semple's Where'd You Go, Bernadette is the book that comes closest to matching Jonathan Safran Foer's 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close'. It's the highly charged story of a high achieving child, her genius Microsoft star employee father and her reclusive award-winning mother Bernadette. The family trip to Antarctica may well be their undoing. This is a hilarious novel with undoubtedly the pushiest parents ever captured in ink (Patrick Neale, Jaffe & Neale Bookshop THE BOOKSELLER )

Where'd You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple is an innovative comic novel. The eponymous Bernadette was once a great architect but has fallen into a cycle of agoraphobia and misanthropy in Seattle. She is a bitter character who despises most other people but she's actually quite charismatic. I found myself rooting for her, which is testament to Semple's accomplished style and characterisation (Ruth Hunter, Bertrams THE BOOKSELLER )

The characters in Bernadette may be in real emotional pain, but Semple has the wit and perspective and imagination to make their story hilarious. I tore through this book with heedless pleasure (Jonathan Franzen )

Where'd You Go, Bernadette is fresh and funny and accomplished, but the best thing about it was that I never had any idea what was going to happen next. It was a wild ride... (Kate Atkinson )

A fresh, flamboyantly witty new voice (Helen Fielding )

A delightfully funny book, that constantly catches one by surprise, Where'd You Go, Bernadette combines a shrewdly observed portrait of Seattle life with, of all things, a mysterious disappearance in Antarctica. A pleasure (Matthew Kneale, author of English Passengers )

Maria Semple dissects the gory complexities of familial dysfunction with a deft and tender hand. Where'd You Go, Bernadette is a triumph of social observation and black comedy by a skillful chronicler of moneyed malaise. (Patrick de Witt, author of The Sisters Brothers )

In this funny, clever book, notorious architectural genius Bernadette disappears and it's up to her daughter Bee to find her. One to watch this summer (ESSENTIALS magazine )

A funny, flamboyant portrait of a flawed heroine's attempts to fit in (MARIE CLAIRE )

An absorbing and witty book (STAR magazine )

If you loved the humour of A Visit From The Goon Squad, pack this sharp, witty novel... we love the way the story is told through a series of emails and memos, and applaud its message that everyone is a bit mad, no matter what they look like. A fabulously kooky tale from one of the writers of TV's Arrested Development (EASY LIVING )

Despite its underlying despair, this is no neurotic gloomfest, but a clever, witty page-turner with sparkling dialogue, some hilarious episodes and a heart that gradually melts (You magazine, MAIL ON SUNDAY )

Bernadette Fox was a visionary architect, now she's a recluse, and when she goes missing, daughter Bee must track her down. Don't miss this funny debut from SNL scriptwriter Maria Semple (GRAZIA )

Maria Semple's deeply touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter's place in the world. A seriously compulsive read (STYIST magazine )

Where'd You Go, Bernadette is constructed from a collection of self-absorbed perspectives, and Maria Semple ensures each expertly pitched voice is both target and author of its own satire. In what is at times a sad and painful tale about family dysfunction, black comedy waylays sentimentality. Semple's second novel is a witty, thrilling adventure about creation, destruction, the Antarctic - and the maternal bond (THE OBSERVER )

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 528 KB
  • Print Length: 336 pages
  • Publisher: Weidenfeld & Nicolson (7 Jun 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007TH3CHU
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (56 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #1,373 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
Really enjoyed this. Loved the style, story and Bernadette.

Bee is 15, and she adores her mum. Her mum Bernadette is a tour de force - strong, opinionated, intelligent, not afraid to be disliked.
Until one day she disappears.

Bee and her father must go in search of their missing wife/mum, almost to the ends of the earth. This sounds serious, but it's a very funny book. The school and neighbour scenes are almost hilarious in their everyday nit-picking annoyance, with Bernadette's reactions admirable yet scary.

It was a surprise for me to see this in the longlist (and then shortlist) for the 2013 Women's Prize as, though I enjoyed it, I didn't think it would stand up with the company one expects to see in this longlist. It's enjoyable but still on the light side.

I thought Bee was the weak link in the book, I couldn't see the intelligence for which she was so highly praised coming out in the character (not like the YA narrators in John Green's books for example) - she's just an everyday teenager.

Really flew through this. Nice sense of humour - will use the 'gnat' idea! For a reading group, parenting responsibilities and social behaviour, among others are topics that could be discussed.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars loved it ! 3 Jan 2013
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I found this read refreshingly different. I loved how Bernadette was such the unusual mum within the domestic setting at the start of the book. The turn of the book then into almost a thriller looking for Bernadette just added to the interest. Cant comment on the ending so as to spoil for other readers ...loved it!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
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I’m always a fan of an unconventional narrative, and with the majority of this book told via emails, newspaper articles, school reports etc it made for a very interesting read. Sometimes, this sort of approach seems to be at the expense of plot or character development, but the author struck the balance between the clever and the emotional very well. There were even some laughs, most noticeably in letters by a buzz-word happy consultant and bitchy email exchanges between mothers from hell.

I read it in a day and was quite entertained by the plot and dialogue and quite impressed by the style. Despite this, it just wasn’t that memorable. It’s not a book I’d re-read, quote or make and effort to recommend to people. It’s definitely worth a look, just don’t expect to be blown away.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A clever story of family dysfunction 2 May 2013
Format:Kindle Edition
A book you'll flow through in less than a day. Very well written, funny, touching and wacky; I simply became lost in it. Characters are as quirky as they are recognizable. Loved every page and mourned ending it. Definitely worth reading.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Delightful 30 April 2013
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It's been impossible to live in Seattle and not hear and read people gushing about this novel so I thought I'd see for myself what the fuss is all about. They weren't wrong - the novel is delightful. Semple's writing is fresh, fast-paced and funny and you quickly grow to love (or loathe) all the characters and it's practically impossible to put the book down.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Rainy Day Read 26 April 2013
Format:Hardcover
Where to start with this book? It took me a while to warm to it and for a couple of days I put it down and considered not finishing it (I'm having a bit of a problem with this recently). My main reason was that it didn't grab my attention in the first couple of pages because it seemed too disjointed. I've noticed a trend in fiction recently where authors have started to use various different forms of writing; letters, emails, bills, reports etc. to compose their novels instead of regular prose. This can sometimes make a novel feel slightly erratic, especially if the different mediums and styles aren't dealt with properly. "Where'd You Go Bernadette?" (WYGB) is a perfect example of this trend. Maria Semple builds her story by pulling together many seemingly meaningless threads of information such as notes from gardeners and school reports. I found this quite frustrating initially, as I felt that I was been bombarded with a glut of information that had no relevance to what I wanted to find out, namely where did Bernadette go? Then, and I'm not sure why, I was reminded of William Faulkner...I know, right? And I thought, what if what Griffin was actually doing with this information overload was trying to build a bigger picture without glossing over the little facts. Anyone who embroiders will know what this feels like, stitching hundred of little individually insignificant stitches until suddenly you glance at what you've done and see something emerging. What if, I though, Griffin is using stupid notes to gardeners to expose all of the events in the lead up to Bernadette Fox's disappearance in order to help the reader really understand what happened. *I need to take a moment here to give a shout out to my friend "M.... Read more ›
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4.0 out of 5 stars How to be a genius mother 19 April 2013
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This was the perfect mildly-engage-your-brain-while-travelling-and-sad-and-be-cheered-up read and I would like publicly to thank Maria Semple for her creation of brilliant, reclusive, green (not literally) architect Bernadette and her equally brilliant daughter, Balakrishna (it's a long story). Anyway, I laughed - embarrassingly loudly at times - and I was desperate to find out what happened. Along the way, some fascinating green architectural stuff, interesting exposition of the Beatles' breakup, the most hilarious school run/gates confrontations ever, a warning on the structural impact of brambles, a clarification on conditions at the Arctic and Antarctica, and, best of all, the brainy girl gets - and keeps - the guy, despite fierce opposition and the perpetual danger of being sectioned. What's not to love? ( )
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful.
Warm, touching, engaging, funny, I wanted it to go on forever. We all know the type of people Maria Semple describes and her sharp insights are a delight.
Published 3 days ago by Ms N Karol
4.0 out of 5 stars Really good book
This was such fun to read. I loved the characters...even the devil/angel Audrey. Thoroughly recommended as a light, smile-making book.
Published 4 days ago by Lynne French
4.0 out of 5 stars A good read
Quirky, unusual. Like the way it's written in an unusual format. A good read, though I'd hesitate to give it five stars for I found it slightly unsatisfying – not sure why. Read more
Published 5 days ago by Borderballad
5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny
Loved this book. A witty, clever and page-turning book. Wonderful characters and situations and just so very very funny! Oh and the cover's fabulous.
Published 10 days ago by Hally
5.0 out of 5 stars Delightful
This is a collection of letters - or the modern equivalent, a collection of emails, some handwritten notes, some memos and a magazine article - knitted together with some narrative... Read more
Published 17 days ago by William Jordan
4.0 out of 5 stars Good, but disappointing ending
The book is written very well and is quite enjoyable. However there are some inconsistencies and I found the ending disappointing. Read more
Published 21 days ago by IChem
4.0 out of 5 stars an entertaining and cheering read
Very imaginative. Hilarious, cleverly written, brilliant one-liners. Touching, and all too close to reality. Read more
Published 23 days ago by N. Merchant
5.0 out of 5 stars I really enjoyed this book
I loved the way the story was told using electronic communications etc. which leaves the reader to read between the lines and moves the story along with a subtle humour about the... Read more
Published 25 days ago by EB
4.0 out of 5 stars quirky
Interesting format, and quite an immersive neurotic experience; you really felt Bernadette's agitation. A bit of an abrupt ending, though...
Published 26 days ago by Mischa Mills
4.0 out of 5 stars A LOT OF FUN
original novel with a lot of comedy even on serious subjects.
Beautiful mother- daughter relationship.
I(ve enjoyed it very much
Published 1 month ago by guillemot odile
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