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What Would Satan Do? [Kindle Edition]

Anthony Miller
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Disgusted with God’s plan for Judgment Day, Satan has quit his job and
abandoned Hell in favor of a quiet retirement in Washington, D.C. But
life on Earth is tricky for an ex-angel with a short fuse and no
impulse control. When a parking attendant mysteriously bursts into
flames and a weight-challenged woman somehow ends up in low-Earth
orbit, Satan finds that he has attracted the attention of several
meddlesome federal agencies. Even worse, there are signs that the
governor of Texas has somehow gone ahead and started up the end of the
world without him.

The Prince of Darkness heads for the Lone Star State, where he tangles
with a megalomaniacal televangelist, joins the Militant Arm of the
American Geriatrics Association, and wields the Flaming Shotgun of
Divine Justice at a guy whose hobbies include invading churches to
denounce ritualized cannibalism. Through it all, one thing is clear:
Someone has to put a stop to Judgment Day. Now, having spent
millennia trying to wreck the place, the Devil may be the world’s only
hope.

WARNING: IF YOU ARE STRONGLY RELIGIOUS, OR IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH BAD WORDS, THIS BOOK IS PROBABLY NOT FOR YOU.

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 566 KB
  • Print Length: 394 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Brother Maynard Publishing (11 Sep 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005MKZEJ0
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (41 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #77,872 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars a laugh on very page 24 Jun 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Such rich black humour! A totally brilliant book!
I didn't know what to expect from this really...it was free so I thought I'd give it a whirl.

From the first chapter you know you are on to a good book here, at points I was actually laughing out loud! Something I don't usually do that often when reading.

I did feel the ending was a bit of a let down, but where could the author go after such a damn good read?!

There is something in this that is bound to offend everyone! I suppose in a way that is what makes it so funny.

Give it a read.....nothing to lose and a lot of laughs to gain
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
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As the first book i've read by this author (in fact i think it's his only one so far) i began with no real expectations, except perhaps that i may be disappointed as i find humorous books can be very hit and miss. I needn't have worried though as it's the funniest book i've read in a long time. Anthony Miller has a sense of humour that i suppose could be termed 'zany' and the premise and story are quite ridiculous. However, i found that just added to the comedy and there are many laugh out loud moments throughout the book. The story gets off to a flying start as we see how Satan deals with the kind of day-to-day problems (work, traffic wardens and dealing with obstinate people in general) that can try the best of us, never mind the Prince of Darkness with his anger management issues! Yes, he does get angry and yes he does smite the odd person or 30 but the author manages to make him come across as very likeable and almost amiable at times.

Satan is without a doubt the most entertaining character in the book. There are other good characters involved, although i found some of their parts less enjoyable and always looked forward to Satans reappearance. In this the author is perhaps a victim of his own success. The finale seemed a little rushed and was not as satisfying as i had hoped. However, in this story the plot really takes a back seat to the comedy. If you're looking for sheer entertainment value from a book then i would definitely recommend 'What would Satan do?' and am looking forward to reading more from this author.
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome!! 12 Aug 2012
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What a fantastic find! It's a magnificent ball of chaotic weirdness that kept me chuckling all the way through. Miller writes with a loose, anarchic style that belies it's carefully crafted structure. Maybe it's a teensie-weensie bit rough around the edges, but so what? Just buy it already!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars AMAZING - 100% recomend 7 Mar 2013
By Finnea
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"What Would Satan Do?" completely made my day!
It is by far one of the funniest things i have ever read! i thoroughly enjoyed this book and have recommended it to many people, who as far as i know, have all enjoyed it just as much!
I eagerly await any further novels by Anthony Miller!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Black comedy 3 Nov 2011
Format:Kindle Edition
I had a lot of fun reading this. Definitely not for the ultra-conservative or deeply religious, this is a very funny, entertaining read that takes the mickey out of the whole Armageddon idea, complete with angels, demons, corrupt politicians, and the most unlikely Whore of Babylon you'll ever read about.

When Satan gives up hell as a bad idea, he soon finds out that a quiet retirement on earth is not all it's cracked up to be. And when it looks like a crooked politician is starting the end of days without him, Satan decides to step in - to stop it happening.

What happens when an ex-angel with poor impulse control, a talent for swearing and a bad temper decides to try to save the world make for some absolute laugh-out-loud black humor. Personally, I sympathise with the whole elevator issue.

I'm rating this four stars instead of five because in places the humor felt a little forced and jarred a bit for me personally. On the whole though, lots of fun and smoothly done.

Recommended for : Lovers of black humor, horror and fantasy.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny. 19 July 2013
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I took this book on holiday as fancied something light to read. It is very funny and I had a few looks when I chortled to myself on the sunbed. It's a short book, nicely written, and, as I already said, very funny. It's not deep and meaningful, but I got it as a free download and thoroughly enjoyed it. I enjoyed the writers style of writing and will look out for more books by him. My only criticism would be that it wasn't long enough, but that is purely because it really was a funny book.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars burning good read 21 Mar 2013
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off the wall and very funny< loved the whole concept of the Devil coming to earth to escape pressures of life
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!!!! 29 Jan 2013
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laugh out loud funny! a definite recommendation!!! soooooo funny!!! Finished it in a fey days and reading it again! !
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
really funny
Published 26 days ago by karz
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun read
This one came to me recommended by my sister, and didn't disappoint. If you like dark humour, you'll like this.
Published 5 months ago by S. Gail Seymour
4.0 out of 5 stars A good reaf
What happens when the anti Christ is upset and having a bad day. The end of the world begins. Satan has run away from home to live it up on earth with predictable consequences. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Junior
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book
Didnt know what to expect from this book as have never heard of the Author before...
I was pleasantly surprised, good read and for a freebie that can't be bad!
Published 11 months ago by Sioux
4.0 out of 5 stars very humorous
Interesting take on world changing events. Terry Pratchett style humour had me smiling and even laughed out loud. Worth a look
Published 11 months ago by Amazon Customer
3.0 out of 5 stars What would Satan do.
A bizarre romp through the end of days, and confirmation that everything seems better after ice cream. Lots of fun.
Published 11 months ago by tracey gilbertson
5.0 out of 5 stars A madcap, zany, sarcastic, Pratchett-esque romp through an impending...
Anthony Miller has produced a witty, more than a little nuts, metaphorically packed tale. With characters ranging from a devil taking anger-management lessons, a would-be yogi with... Read more
Published 11 months ago by Kate
4.0 out of 5 stars A thrilling read
I thoroughly enjoyed this book, I was absorbed from the first page and found it hard to put down. Brilliant.
Published 12 months ago by Kayleigh
5.0 out of 5 stars Really great book - laugh out loud funny
Absolutely brilliant read.... Read in one sitting on the sun lounger, strange looks from the husband as I was laughing so much.
Published 12 months ago by Louise
3.0 out of 5 stars Unfulfilled Potential
This book certainly seemed like it had legs but the plot wandered off all over the place and was very disappointing. Would need a major rewrite to make it appealing
Published 12 months ago by Mrs. Y. Kennedy
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