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Wetlands [Paperback]

Charlotte Roche , Tim Mohr
2.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (126 customer reviews)
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Book Description

25 Jun 2009

With her jaunty dissection of the sex life and the private grooming habits of the novel's 18-year-old narrator, Helen Memel, Charlotte Roche has turned the previously unspeakable into the national conversation in Germany.

Since its debut in February, the novel (‘Feuchtgebiete’, in German) has sold more than 680,000 copies, and is the biggest selling book on Amazon anywhere in the world.

The book is a headlong dash through every crevice and byproduct, physical and psychological, of its narrator's body and mind. It is difficult to overstate the raunchiness of the novel. Wetlands opens in a hospital room after an intimate shaving accident. It gives a detailed topography of Helen's hemorrhoids, continues into the subject of anal intercourse and only gains momentum from there, eventually reaching avocado pits as objects of female sexual satisfaction and – here is where the debate kicks in – just possibly female empowerment. Clearly the novel has struck a nerve, catching a wave of popular interest in renewing the debate over women's roles and image in society.


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  • Paperback: 225 pages
  • Publisher: Fourth Estate (25 Jun 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0007307616
  • ISBN-13: 978-0007307616
  • Product Dimensions: 12.8 x 19.4 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 2.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (126 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 13,539 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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'Profoundly unsettling' Rowan Pelling, Daily Mail

'If you ever wondered what you'd be like if you weren't shy, polite, tolerant, modest, sexually repressed, logical and constrained by modern standards of hygiene, this may be the book for you!This is not a beautiful or perfect book, but an enterprising one, and its cumulative effect is admirable!Our bodies mean a lot to us -- even the asshole, about which far too little has been written. Every writer needs to claim a bit of territory, and assholes are there for the grabbing. Boldly, Roche takes them for her own' Guardian

'"Wetlands", in the tradition of Plath's "The Bell Jar", is a remarkable novel about mental illness that has been mistaken for feminist literature' Alice O'Keefe, New Statesman 'The cause of the fuss is the novel's extreme obscenity -- though "obscenity" doesn't quite catch the particular, pungent flavour of the thing. "Grunginess" is nearer the mark' Adam Lively, Sunday Times

'Literary news this week suggests that when it comes to women writing about sex, reviewers are still reacting in the same way as Dr Johnson to his walking dog, surprised that it's being done at all. So hats off to Charlotte Roche, who has managed to give both the "Sunday Times" and the "Guardian" the willies by cheerfully confessing to consuming pornography with her husband and starting her book "Wetlands" with a graphic discussion of hemorrhoids' Lisa Hilton, Spectator

'Maeve Binchy is famous for her unique humour and insight; Cecelia Ahern is popular for her unlikely twists and touches of magic; Charlotte Roche has a different formula for success -- haemorrhoids, hairy armpits and halitosis, mixed together into an unlikely erotic pot-pourri' Irish Independent

'Graphic, brutal scatological glimpse of one young woman's sexual proclivities!Helen celebrates shattering sexual and social taboos in a way others might only dream of' London Lite

'Carrying "Wetlands" around with me over the past few days, I have bumped into quite a few people who imagine, from all the publicity, that it is a steamy sex-romp of the type few of us can resist. But I have had to disappoint them. Steamy it may be, but the steam comes from something less attractive than sex; in a characteristic phrase, Roche describes the smell coming from her bowels as being "like warm pus mixed with diarrhoea and something acidic"' Craig Brown, Spectator

'As the furore surrounding the publication of "Wetlands" has shown, there's a very vocal segment of the population ready to accuse women who embrace pornography of some sort of treachery' The List

From the Inside Flap

Helen Memel lies in the Department of Internal Medicine at Maria Hilf Hospital. While she waits for her divorced parents to come and visit her - who she hopes will finally be reconciled by the side of her hospital bed - she begins to examine those parts of her body usually seen as distinctly 'unladylike'. She lets the orderly, Robin, take photos of those areas her curious gaze can't reach. And, on the side, she tends to her collection of avocado stones - which also happen to provide her with invaluable sexual services ...

Wetlands takes an unflinching, and very funny, look at one of the last remaining taboos of today. Courageous, radical and provocative, Charlotte Roche's novel rebels against hygiene hysteria, the sterile aesthetics of women's magazines and standardized dealings with the female body and its sexuality. This is a wonderfully wild story of a heroine both pleasure-seeking and vulnerable, who voices what others do not even dare to think. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.


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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars nothings shocking 24 April 2011
Format:Paperback
The book cover itself says its a marmite book you either love it or hate it. Most of the reviews that are one star reviews say it is shocking for the sake of being shocking and other cliches sorry but i did not find it shocking but funny and humane a reclaiming of our bodys and the reality of them from the medias idea of what is right and proper. So i would say give it a go and if you don't like it fair enough but don't be put off by the endless cliches of the other reviewers.
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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Too intentionally funny to be pornography 9 Jun 2009
Format:Paperback
Other reviewers have complained that this book is just a kind of pornographic attempt to shock, but I think that is missing the point. Sure, the writer appears to be obsessed with the most basic animal functions of our bodies, but there's more to this than pornography, which is rarely readable or intentionally amusing (or so I'm told!). The reason the book has sold so well is surely because it is, in parts, very funny, and although there are lots of dirty words it is at least quite well-written, though Ms Roche does have a problem knowing when to use commas instead of full-stops (eg: 'They thought I didn't notice. But I did. And how.') And this: 'I swear I will. Helen. Very impressive'. Note that one-word sentence: 'Helen', which is the narrator referring to herself, something she does about a thousand times throughout this relatively short book, rather irritatingly.

The author is English but brought up in Germany and it is surely the combination of English lavatory humor and German openness concerning the body that is responsible for producing such an unlikely best-seller. So is it worth reading? Only if you've got nothing better to do and want to know what all the fuss is about. (Yes, there's been a lot of fuss over this book, which has been taken far too seriously for a novel that was obviously intended as a joke.)

The blurb on the back cover, a Granta quote claiming the book evokes 'The Catcher in the Rye', is nonsense, and anyone expecting such quality will be sadly disappointed, as is usually the case with back-cover blurbs. The best that can be said about this book is that, considering the limitations of the subject matter and the location (we never leave the hospital), and the fact that there is no plot whatsoever, it is quite entertaining and easy to read, assuming you aren't too squeamish.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyed it 1 April 2011
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I really enjoyed it, I thought Helen was a fascinating character and the way the author described a womans bodily functions and sexuality was really refreshing. There were things discussed that I wouldn't be able to talk about with my finance, it was fascinating to hear somebody else talk about it. I really started to empathies with Helen, I don't want to dismiss all the bad reviews, but when I read them I felt that the writers of them hadn't fully understood the book. It is a stomach churner though.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Rubish
A complete waste of time.wish I had not ordered the book at all.Was due to a review in the Sunday Times.
Published 1 day ago by Adam Osborn
1.0 out of 5 stars A load of cxxxx
This is the most ridiculous book I have ever read. Do not waste your money.
It's not Marmite, its a load of similar brown stuff!
Published 4 days ago by M. Gregory
1.0 out of 5 stars waste of space
this is one of the worst book i ever not-read,really....may be it 's just me but i found the lack of any interesting
issues apart from body fluids releases ,smells and so on... Read more
Published 6 days ago by yogagirl
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, totally gross and filthy
Couldn't put this book down. In places it's absolutely guy churning its so disgusting. Made me laugh a few times. A good read of you have a strong stomach. Read more
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Well I won't be seduced in the 50 shades now!!!!!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Interesting
Either you will hate or love this book. quite a challenging read and it sometimes make your stomach turn, but also really funny and made me laugh out loud several times. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Troels Petersen
1.0 out of 5 stars Wetlands
I am interested in this genre but this bookwas horrible. I didn't finish it. I didn't even want it in the house! It was sick and disgusting.
Published 3 months ago by maggiegoff
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny as fcuk
Engrossed out, but very funny story. All the stuff you wouldn't talk to friends about. Enjoyed thoroughly and flew through it due to being so funny.
Published 4 months ago by Jen Ben
5.0 out of 5 stars missing front tooth
I like her courage and the way she took her plate out on tv when she had a missing front tooth (the author)
Published 4 months ago by Mrs. Peel
4.0 out of 5 stars good read
not for the squeamish though ;) i pass this book on as i really think it needs to be more widely known.
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