Start reading Well Fared, My Lovely on your Kindle in under a minute. Don't have a Kindle? Get your Kindle here or start reading now with a free Kindle Reading App.

Deliver to your Kindle or other device


Try it free

Sample the beginning of this book for free

Deliver to your Kindle or other device

Sorry, this item is not available in
Image not available for
Image not available

Well Fared, My Lovely [Kindle Edition]

Les Dawson
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)

Kindle Price: £1.99 includes VAT* & free wireless delivery via Amazon Whispernet
* Unlike print books, digital books are subject to VAT.

Free Kindle Reading App Anybody can read Kindle books—even without a Kindle device—with the FREE Kindle app for smartphones, tablets and computers.

To get the free app, enter your e-mail address or mobile phone number.


Amazon Price New from Used from
Kindle Edition £1.99  
Hardcover --  
Paperback --  
Kindle Books Summer Sale
Kindle Summer Sale: Books from 99p
Browse over 600 titles from best-selling authors, including Neil Gaiman, John Grisham, Jeffrey Archer, Veronica Roth and Sylvia Day. >Shop now

Book Description

A startling exposé of crime and corruption, in which private eye Marlowe – alias Les Dawson, fresh from his conquests in Come Back With the Wind – takes the lid off the underworld to reveal gangsters, shysters, traffic wardens, good time girls, bad time girls who get better, traffic wardens . . . Meet Mussell Malloy, the man with a penchant for seafood and a chest like a burst sofa; meet Velma, woman of mystery and deadly beauty; meet Mike Mallet, the cop with more than a little to hide. Thus begins the journey into the inner workings of the criminal fraternity.
This book is not for the squeamish – but then the author says he doesn't care what religion you are!

Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought

Page of Start over
This shopping feature will continue to load items. In order to navigate out of this carousel please use your heading shortcut key to navigate to the next or previous heading.

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 554 KB
  • Print Length: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Michael O' Mara Books (22 Mar. 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray:
  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Enhanced Typesetting: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #176,944 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
  •  Would you like to give feedback on images?

What Other Items Do Customers Buy After Viewing This Item?

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews
8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Dawson The Detective 3 Aug. 2007
This is the story of Marlowe, a down-at-heel private eye who finds himself on the case of a lifetime. Hired by Mussels Malloy, a man with a penchant for seafood and a chest like a burst sofa, to find his missing girlfriend, the lovely Velma, Marlowe blows the lid off the underworld to reveal not only hoods, but shysters, traffic wardens, good time girls, bad time girls who get better, more traffic wardens et al.

Does the plot sound vaguely familiar? This spoof of Raymond Chandler's 'Farewell My Lovely' is rich in Dawsonian humour. To give a few examples: 'My years working in a Shaolin monastery near Kidderminster learning kung fu, karate and double glazing hadn't been in vain.', 'His mother was a music-hall artiste, part of an act called 'The Martha Haggett Trombone Romany Dwarfs', 'I read the morning newspapers and showered and the papers got soaked.'.

Anyone who remembers Les' monologues on 'Sez Les' and other shows will recognise the style instantly. Yes, its funny, often very funny, but one wishes Les had taken the trouble to parody the pulp private eye genre a bit more strongly, instead of merely using the plot as a peg on which to hang the gags. The net result is more akin to a joke book rather than a novel. Spike Milligan later wrote a string of literary parodies, beginning with 'The Bible', and these were more on-target.

Les was an extremely gifted writer, as anyone who's read 'A Card For The Clubs' will testify. This ain't in the same class, blue eyes.
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
3.0 out of 5 stars Often very funny, but best in small doses 19 July 2013
By YeahYeahNoh TOP 1000 REVIEWER
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I very much agree with Kevin 'Bionic' Jones's review of this book.
The one-liners within it are strong, as you'd expect given the genius of the author.
The story though is weak, and as a novel I found this hard work.
Looking back on it subsequently, dipping in and out randomly provides ample opportunity for some fine laughs.
Perhaps therefore best as something to occasionally flick through rather than to actually read from front to back.
Three stars, 1/2 for the story, 4/5 for the jokes!
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious - as you would expect. 25 Jun. 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
This book, which I read in between bouts of Charles Moore's biography of Margaret Thatcher, reminded me of the profound wit and genius that epitomised the late, great Les Dawson. It further contrasted with the Thatcher biography in that the pace of the narrative was so swift, it left me almost breathless, in between bouts of laughter.
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
2.0 out of 5 stars Les Dawso Novel 21 Oct. 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Got this as I loved Les Dawson. Just couldn't get past the first couple of pages, it was just too silly and nonsensical. Not the best of Les Dawson, he doesn't do as well with the written word. Maybe an audio version by him would put the magic in.
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
5.0 out of 5 stars haw haw 15 Jun. 2014
By cassie
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
another hit from les. I have become a real fan of dawsons writing due to the fact that life can be so depressing lately but curl up in bed with this and life seems so much better. real laugh out loud stuff which I couldn't put down
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
3.0 out of 5 stars ok up to a point 30 July 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Very enjoyable at the outset, liked the quirky humour. But as it went on, the plot became even more convoluted than Chandler's original and it started to get very wearing.
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny 5 Aug. 2013
By Annie p
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Incrediably funny innitially but I'm an adventure loving reader and got a bit wearing after a time. Have only read a small amount but perhaps will go back to it later.
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?

Customer Discussions

This product's forum
Discussion Replies Latest Post
No discussions yet

Ask questions, Share opinions, Gain insight
Start a new discussion
First post:
Prompts for sign-in

Search Customer Discussions
Search all Amazon discussions

Look for similar items by category