'Welcome 2 My Nightmare' is not the kind of Alice Cooper album to please some of his longest standing fans. There is a pop sensibility going on, a few tracks have 'borrowed ideas" ('Summertime Blues = 'Ghouls Gone Wild, 'Beat It' = 'What Baby Wants), Alice attempts to rap on one song and there are even moments when Cher, Madonna and Aqua -(Yes! Aqua of 'Barbie Girl' fame) spring to mind!
Sounds awful huh? Well, wait until you listen to this album!
'Welcome 2 My Nightmare' is as crammed full of great songs, fun ideas, storming riffs and violent mood swings as any of the very best Cooper albums from the 1970's. Unlike the distinctly average, 'Along Came A Spider' set, all of the songs here sparkle with invention, sound fresh, current and have either well crafted, menacing or witty lyrics. I admit that Alice doesn't quite have the demonic rasp to his voice these days and in some respects a lot of the songs here have even a slight sense of Cooper sending himself up but it all works spectacularly well and 'Welcome 2' comes together effortlessly as an album.
Opener, 'I Am Made Of You' is a shock to the system right from the off! With Alice using Madonna/Cher like vocoder effects on his voice and William Orbit like beats you wonder whether Cooper can really pull a song like this off? Can he, OH YES he can! Lyrically brilliant, the song sets the scene for the daring and diverse ride to come and the guitar solos have a majestic quality about them as if to advertise that this record is something special. 'Caffeine' seems to be a return to the Cooper of old being much more what you'd expect but this is quickly followed by the short, creepy 'The Nightmare Returns' and we realise that Alice has a good few tricks up his sleeve to come yet...
'Runaway Train' sounds like heavy metal meets Morrissey's rockabilly period! 'Last Man Standing' is Alice Cooper with a touch of Vaudeville Jazz Band and Dixie! 'The Congregation' sees Alice mix The Sweet with Cheap Trick and The Beatles for a STORMING rocker! 'Ill Bite Your Face Off' has a kind of 'dirty, lowdown rock' n roll melody' and is the first single from the album. 'Disco Bloodbath Fever' is a TOTAL pi**take of the worst rap and pop C*A* that we all have to put up with and is all the more hilarious for it and then, 'Ghouls Gone Wild' sees Cooper mugging Eddie Cochrane for his 'Summertime Blues' song and turning it into a pop/rock radio smash - expect it to be a single soon!
Then, as this brilliant album has a habit of doing, just when you think Alice has turned the whole album into a parody and comedy fest, along comes the tender, Beatlesesque, ballad 'Something To Remember Me By'. A beautiful song, Alice sings it as if he really means it and that comes through and helps to mellow you out for the next installment. Another potential single in my opinion.
Good job we are all mellowed out as it turns out because the next track, 'When Hell Comes Home', is the most disturbing and sinister thing on the album. A REAL throw-back to the feel of the first 'Welcome To My Nightmare' set, the song is brooding and lyrically unsettling. Next, almost hilariously, Michael Jackson is the next recording artist to feel Alice's cosh on the back of his head as 'What Baby Wants' utilises a well disguised 'Beat It' riff to underpin a pop/rock duet. 'I Gotta Get Outta Here' echoes The Rolling Stones in spots and The Backsliders in others but is lyrically all Alice.
To finish the actual album we get the wonderful instrumental 'The Underture' - a mini film soundtrack, all strings, tinkling piano and soaring rock guitar solos - WOW!
Depending on which version of the album you buy, there are a number of 'Bonus Tracks' to be had as well but they are frankly extra icing on an already perfect cake.
So what are you waiting for? Put simply, this is not just the best Alice Cooper album for a VERY long time, it is THE BEST album of 2011 for me.
Long live Alice Cooper!
BRILLIANT.