'A fascinating and hilarious insight into the surreal world of alternative sport' -- Steve Cram, World Champion Athlete
'A one-punch-to-the-chin, knockout read. I haven't laughed this hard in years' -- David Haye, World Champion Boxer
'The true comedy value of this book is Fordyce and Dirs themselves, their contrasting characters proving the framework for a book of real quality.
-- Rugby World
'This travelogue is an entertaining and engaging read which will make you want to start practicing your egg-throwing.' -- Lincolnshire Echo
`The dual narrative works well and there are plenty of laugh-out-loud moments.'
-- Waterstones Books Quarterly
'A fascinating and hilarious insight into the surreal world of alternative sport'