"This film is just downright bad. Its cheesy, crude and unimaginative. I have nothing against stupid films - I enjoy American Pie, There's Something about Mary, even Dumb & Dumber but this is bad!!"
"Again I like slightly dodgy police/forensics/psychological thriller shows, but this is poorly acted & occasionally bordering on the sadistic in the crimes presented"
"I know ithis film is meant to mean all sorts of things - but I think the only hidden meaning here is there is no meaning. An interesting concept you think? Nope, pretentious twaddle"
"Again interesting concepts abound - but too self-satisfied for me. I do like odd really I just like odd with a little bit of a point, or at least some humility!"
"Ok say what you like about the book, but it definitely made you want to read on.....the same can't be said for the film. Tom Hanks is a great actor but an odd choice here. Just doesn't work."
"What is the fuss about this?! Good idea, but very heavy handed execution - alright we get it already - 1970's sexist, racist, violent, 2000's generally amazing"
"So I've been told that you have to get past the bottles of wine talking to each other at the beginning...but sorry I couldn't. Should probably try again..."