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Louis de Bernieres
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  • Paperback: 384 pages
  • Publisher: Vintage; New edition edition (6 Mar 2008)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0749391308
  • ISBN-13: 978-0749391300
  • Product Dimensions: 12.8 x 2.3 x 19.8 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 53,722 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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With The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts Louis de Bernières's sardonic pen has concocted a spicy olla podrida of a novel, set in a fictitious Latin American country, with all the tragedy, ribaldry and humour Bernières can muster from a debauched military, a clueless oligarchy and an unconventional band of guerrillas. There's a plague of laughing, a flood of magical cats and a torture-happy colonel. The cities, villages, politics and discourse are an inspired amalgam of Latin Americana, but the comedy, horror, adventure and vibrant individuals are pure de Bernières. This masterpiece, the first of a trilogy, is followed by Señor Vivo and the Coca Lord and The Troublesome Offspring of Cardinal Guzman. --James Barry

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Louis de Bernieres magical first novel. --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

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16 of 17 people found the following review helpful
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After reading this book I immediately passed it on to my best friend to whom I said "drop everything and read this book". I first read Louis de Bernieres's Captain Corelli and was completely drawn into his writing style having not encountered anything like it in previous books I'd read. Although slightly disappointed by the ending I persevered and bought this book which in my opinion knocks the socks off Corelli. "The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts" (don't let the title throw you) is de Bernieres's first book and part of a trilogy - I am yet to read the other two, however, I have today ordered them.

You can read above the basis of the story however there is much more to it than that - the humour of the book and the magic that happens half way through were truly my favourite bits and balanced out the dark and sometimes disturbing chapters that focus on the corrupt side of the country's army. I would be the first to admit that this book may not suit everyone's tastes but I do suggest that you give it a go and buy this, the first book, at least and like me you might be more than pleasantly surprised - you might put down the finished book and think "that's one of the best things I've ever read".
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
By Stephen A. Haines HALL OF FAME TOP 500 REVIEWER
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In this opening salvo of a trilogy on Colombian society and politics, de Bernieres demonstrates his outstanding abilities. His descriptive powers are vivid, often chilling, in conveying what humans are capable of perpetrating on one another. He produces characters that prance over the pages in a tantalising dance, challenging you to predict their next outrage or fallacy. The story is intricately woven through a loom of surprises, tragedies, and disasters. There are light moments, but they leave you wondering what depth of misfortune is likely to follow. Lest this analysis leave you feeling the book is depressing, take heart. The author portrays solemn realism, but swifts and butterflies of hope and satisfaction will reward the reader, even if their passage seems evanescent.

The "war" is more than simply the manifestations of one man's loins. Don Emmanuel is but one soldier in a wider context. De Bernieres is here campaigning for a broader sense of justice than this semi-imaginary society has been experiencing. What is the justice in a village gathering to defend a local, perhaps the last, virgin from salacious soldiers, only to have a grenade slaughtering the inhabitants. The army, supposedly called up to defend the nation, proves its most rapacious element. How to halt their depredations becomes the focus of this intricately woven tale. In one deliciously described sally, the village uses a local, well, "experienced", young women to visit the army's camp with her charms - and infections, such as neisseria [google it!].

This thinly disguised tale of modern Columbia's stresses depicts a society topped by an oligarchy of vested interests. "Right" and "Left" are but easily swopped labels by elements that have no essential differences. The "natural rulers" are buttressed by a compliant church, which is far more concerned with its own interests than that of the resident peasantry. This agrarian foundation of the country, who have little enough for themselves, occupy remote villages while underpinning the urban society. They are ready victims, easily manipulated or simply ignored. Their attackers are many and defenders few - yet it is typical of de Bernieres' sense of irony that among their champions stands an Army General.

That de Bernieres has copped many awards is adequate testimony to his prowess. He entertains and informs with equal verve. A dash of fantasy added to this story brings home the fact that "religion" is a term requiring expanded definition. The new definition would encompass human feelings more intimately than our present models. Death, never welcome, becomes something less than absolute in this author's hands. If the images he depicts are but our memories of lost loved ones, perhaps we should spend more time celebrating them. These and other questions permeate this book while prompting us to confront and judge our own values. If that's de Bernieres' intent, he's succeeded admirably. [stephen a. haines - Ottawa, Canada]

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At one point in this book de Bernieres refers to the artist who drew an 'invisible picture of Christ' in the jungle. Different people saw their own Gods in this picture. It is the same with this book. It covers so many different aspects of life that it doesn't seem to have any coherent storyline. Reading this novel is like going on a journey. You do not know what to expect next or where the path will lead. If you really get into this book, (as I did) you will find the magic and the poetry in deBernieres words, and when you talk to other people that have liked it they will like it for different reasons. If you do not get into this book then it is a pity.
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My favourite book read in 2011
Oh why had a never heard of this book before? I can't even remember seeing it in bookstores (despite the fact that it is the first in a series and still in print). Read more
Published 2 months ago by Lucybird
a breath of fresh air!
I'm not quite finished yet but am really loving this book! (Nothing to do with Captn Corellis Mandolin as I had no idea he'd written that. Read more
Published 4 months ago by hillybegs
Superb book - appalling abridgement for 2-tape version
I love the book of The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, but I accept that it is likely to be difficult to abridge into a few hours of story tape. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Mike Sadler
Great book
What an amazing book! It really makes you travel mentally to south america with its vivid descriptions. The explanations are great and the dialogues very lively. Read more
Published 11 months ago by Scientist79
brilliant
Start this book and you won't want to put it down. If you like Gabriel Garcia marquez then this book will grab you and not let you go until you've read the third in the triology.
Published 24 months ago by Aftiti
At odds
I guess I'm gonna get crucified here but I did not particularly enjoy this book. I read Corelli from this author first of all, and it was my sheer enjoyment of that book that lead... Read more
Published on 24 Aug 2005 by P. F. Molloy
A dark satire on S American literature and history
Something that offends no one cannot have achieved greatness. Greatness is not popular. Captain Correlli is popular. Read more
Published on 13 Feb 2004 by I. Viehoff
enjoyable but patronising
Like many readers of de Bernieres I first read Captain Correlli's Mandolin, set on Cephalonia. The author has been accused by many inhabitants of that island of patronising them,... Read more
Published on 20 Jan 2004
Human geography
First the good things. I think that De Bernieres spent a lot of time in Latin America, and this is a horribly plausible description of life in that part of the world, where they... Read more
Published on 17 May 2002
Better than Captain Corelli!
I came to The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts straight after having read Captain Corelli's Mandolin, which I thought was fantastic. This was even better! Read more
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