This particular SummerSlam is a mixture of outstanding and frustrating. To get the bad stuff out of the way, you can expect to suffer the absolute unbearable. Namely match-ups we've seen before TOO MANY TIMES (Khali/Kane and Cena/Orton), ridiculous, tiresome booking and results which will just want to make you bang your head through the wall.
But WHY I recommend the SummerSlam of 2009 is because of three downright excellent matches that will have fans hooked. It's the opener, tag-team and main-event that save the show from being a flop and turn it into a great WWE offering. There's some watchable content on the undercard as well, making this SummerSlam from the Los Angeles Staples Centre a fine one. Just make sure you have that remote handy. You WILL need that SKIP button.
Intercontinental Championship Match
Rey Mysterio (Champion) vs. Dolph Ziggler
Yet another IC title classic from Rey's glorious run. After Night of Champions, the supremely talented Ziggler was now over/recognised by the crowd. The result is a high-octane, blistering classic, filled with fluid exchanges and moves Mysterio hasn't used in years. Both men leave it all in the ring and further restore the Intercontinental Title's prestige. Would've preferred the outcome to have gone the other way, but still a mind-blowing opener. (9/10)
Jack Swagger vs. MVP
Ah, how I miss MVP. Bags of personality and skill who could've gone on to be world champion like Swagger (and hopefully not as ill-treated). Nice little interview between the two characters before what is an average, forgettable collision. Decent enough encounter, though. One that's certainly nowhere as bad as some other matches on the show. (6/10)
Unified WWE Tag Team Championship Match
Chris Jericho & Big Show (Champions) vs. Cryme Tyme
Again, the Jericho/Show pairing turned out to be an unlikely, but tremendous success. The heels work a solid defence against the entertaining duo of Cryme Tyme (who I personally felt were worthy enough to hold the belts for just a short time at least), carrying the limited Shad and allowing JTG to make an impression. Hardly spectacular, but actually quite lively here and there. (6/10)
Kane vs. Great Khali (w/Ranjin Singh)
Oh, lord...This somehow manages to be even worse than the match at WrestleMania 23. Absolute snore-fest. Don't even bother. (2/10)
D-Generation X vs. Legacy
Triple H and Shawn Michaels reform the D-X band once again. And the result not only works again, it succeeds again. A super entrance precedes a technical gem of a tag team contest. Those expecting a squash will be really surprised and happy to see Rhodes & DiBiase look like a real threat against the legends, taking it to them in impressive style. A true back-and-forth war of attrition that makes Legacy equal to the Game and the Showstopper. An excellent showing all-round. (9/10)
ECW Championship Match
Christian (Champion) vs. William Regal (w/Ezekiel Jackson & Vladimir Kozlov)
Those who watched ECW on Sci-Fi KNOW that Christian and Regal could tear the house down. WHY they weren't allowed to do so, I simply cannot fathom. Shafting this, yet allowing bouts like Kane/Khali and giving WAY too much time to Cena/Orton was wasteful. Nine seconds plus a beatdown at the end? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........(1/10)
WWE Championship Match
Randy Orton (Champion) vs. John Cena
Their title bout at SummerSlam 2007 is one of my favourites; a real rollercoaster ride of fun proportions. THIS SummerSlam tussle? A grossly overbooked, tiring and lacklustre mess! Aside from having already SEEN these two go at it SEVERAL times, the action is average and the bout ends, restarts, ends and restarts OVER-AND-OVER again! You're much better off turning to bouts like SummerSlam 2007, the "I Quit" classic at Breaking Point and the Iron Man Match at Bragging Rights. Let's just pretend THIS ONE never happened. (4/10)
Tables, Ladders & Chairs World Heavyweight Championship Match
Jeff Hardy (Champion) vs. CM Punk
The feud of 2009, one of the greatest storylines ever on SmackDown television...all led to this excellent main-event. Right at home, Jeff would say goodbye to the WWE Universe with yet another breathtaking TLC display under his belt. The worthy World Champion gelled extremely well with Punk, who likewise cements his main-event status in a twenty-minute high-stakes drama. Both outcome and aftermath are wicked! Match of the night. (9/10)
So, do THREE blistering matches make SummerSlam 2009 mandatory? Not really, but it's certainly a terrific show to check out. The WWE and ECW title messes bring the overall grade down, as does the tedious Kane/Khali match. But the TLC Main Event, the D-X/Legacy tag bout and the Intercontinental Title opener are TRULY must-see contests. There's a decent enough undercard too to pad things out.
Only one special feature; a Divas battle royal, shown in highlights(!) which make its inclusion rather redundant. So would I recommend this SummerSlam? On the great strength of Hardy/Punk, D-X/Legacy and Mysterio/Ziggler, YES. Everything else, don't get your hopes up.