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WHORED: A Porno Comedy (The Sick F*ck Chronicles Book 2) [Kindle Edition]

Dick Gear
3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Dick Gear has become a bestseller in the UK with explicit adult stories laced with humor, sex, and even horror.

Critics have called Dick Gear's work revolting garbage, the worst stories ever written, and those are just the nice reviews! But Dick knows he is simply a misunderstood artist.

Here are the ingredients that went into making WHORED:

Allen, a man with stumps for hands that likes having sex with hookers, especially if he thinks they might give him a venereal disease.

Dr. Morgan, a therapist that enjoys hearing about Allen's escapades and might just want to join in on them.

Elena, the therapist's wife. She might be crazier than her husband.

Eddie, aka Unsteady Eddie. He once was a guy who Allen believed to be retarded. Now he's a guy with a meat cleaver stuck in his head.

Take these ingredients and mix together with a healthy portion of violence, graphic sex, and humor that pushes the envelope further than it was probably meant to be pushed. Add one final dash of mystery and you get WHORED, a novella that defies description.

Dick Gear has written other incendiary works, including SICKENED, about the coming zombie apocalypse.

BOOKS IN THE SICK F*CK CHRONICLES:
Book 1: STUMPED
Book 2: WHORED
Book 3: SUCKED

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 138 KB
  • Print Length: 49 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Duplicitous Press (6 Feb. 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004MME3UA
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #283,054 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars whored 14 Feb. 2011
By Donna
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
after reading stumped and being so overwhelmed by the extremely violent but soooo funny story i couldnt wait to get my hands on this. what a let down!!! i read it in about an hour and was no laugh out loud parts in it

dick gear really does have a way with words so it is still worth the read but read stumped first as this is the follow on from that
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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent 13 July 2013
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Really good product. Excellent service and really good delivery. Would definitely recommend this with out a doubt. Get ordering now.
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2.0 out of 5 stars whored 29 April 2011
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nowhere near as good as the first book 'stumped' but still a good read if you are into sick humour. roll on book number three
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Amazon.com: 2.5 out of 5 stars  6 reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Needs more zombies... 24 May 2013
By Stuart R. Hammett - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Definitely readable. Gear has a style all his own, fer schnizzle! But I dunno, all the grossout sex scenarios, they make me a little nauseous. So, I've got to dock Dick a star . Still, definitely worth a read!
1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars iits great so far 5 Jan. 2013
By Kendrick Barber - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
so pretty much this book is just like the authors rest. if you dont like a book done by one of the GUYS then you wont like this grotesque book! i love it though! very entertaining so far and i try and read it when i can. very quick and entertaining read
1 of 3 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars lol 9 Feb. 2012
By Amazon Customer - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
Lol I've read a few 'novellas' he's written. You just have to have a sick, twisted sense of humor. It's actually quite comical. I laughed, I'm pretty sure that was the point. Though I regret spending money on it, if I wanted to hear things like that, I'd listen to my brother drunkenly ramble. I'd read more if they were free though, lol.
7 of 13 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars So not cool 21 May 2011
By Dawn - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
This author seems to have a habit of using other authors name without their permission! Visit the real authors pages and enjoy a great piece of work not someone trying to get readers off of other authors names and work.
0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars STOP!!!! READ THE REVIEWS FIRST 27 May 2011
By will c. settle - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
this is part 2 to STUMPED!!! i am O.C.D. (obsessive compulsive disorder) in the way that if i buy a book in a series, i have to atleast buy the 2nd in the series. which brings me to here. after suffering partly thru Stumped i deleted that book. unfortunatley i also bought this one at the same time. after reading some of book 1 i realized it comes from the shattered mind of a sick, depraved, psychopathic, sadist who need professional psychological help. (which only Dr. Smith and his colleague Mr. Wesson can cure) so if you buy this book, and you are past the "purchased by accident" option, just delete the book!!!! but seeing as how i already bought this book, i just deleted it w/out out even opening it. i am a better person for doing so. you will too...
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