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Velcro Cows (Hardcover)

by Martyn Warren (Author)
5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (8 customer reviews)

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  • Hardcover: 48 pages
  • Publisher: The Friday Project Limited (2 Nov 2007)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 1905548621
  • ISBN-13: 978-1905548620
  • Product Dimensions: 21 x 15 x 1 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 355,966 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Since their discovery, velcro cows have received a great deal of bad press in the form of malicious rumours and government propaganda.
'Velcro Cows: Nature's solution to inner-city congestion' aims to set the record straight(ish) once and for all, restoring the reputation of these fascinating bovines. Find out where velcro cows come from, how they affect the water cycle, and whether they can still walk afer their legs have been removed.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Genius!, 2 Jan 2008
By M. Godenho "mg" (uk) - See all my reviews
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This book is amazing. Seriously this book is one of the most fun books I have ever read!

In the same way a 5 year old can confidently describe what they've drawn in art class, so can Warren when it comes to Velcro cows.

It's simple, twisted, genius fun that guarantees to put a daft grin on to even the most hardened of sour faced parking wardens who's had a bad day.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarity in book form!, 17 Nov 2007
By T. W. Roberts - See all my reviews
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What word could best describe this book?

Genius.

Every page in itself is a work of art, except page 3, (no reason, I've just never liked the number 3) The humour is incredible, the art is superbly drawn and the anatomy of the velcro cow is so completely researched it's hard to believe that they are only fictional beings. This last part makes me sad for I would have loved a Velcro Cow to call my own, but since I can't have one I will have to make do with stroking the velcro covered front cover at night until I fall asleep and dream of what can never be...
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars What a Fantastically Amusing Stocking Filler..., 6 Dec 2007
By Mr. M. C. Warren (UK) - See all my reviews
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... although, being the author, I would say that.

Think of Velcro Cows as a scientifically-dubious tome of 'funformation'(that's 'information' and 'fun' cunningly spliced together), designed to enlighted and amuse whilst relating to the world's third best species of bovine.

Or, put another way, imagine yourself as a student, waiting to enter the exam hall for your GCSE Velcro Cows paper. This book is the revision guide you would be frantically trying to conceal about your person.

Either way, it makes a perfect Christmas/Birthday/Tuesday gift, and has a real velcro cover. A REAL VELCRO COVER!
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