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Unreliable Memoirs: Autobiography (Picador Books)

Unreliable Memoirs: Autobiography (Picador Books) [Kindle Edition]

Clive James
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'A blissful account of a tragi-comic Australian boyhood by Australia's wittiest living writer.' --Red

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‘Do not read this book in public. You will risk severe internal injuries from trying to suppress your laughter. What’s worse, you can’t put it down once started. Its addictive powers stun all normal, decent resistance within seconds. Not to be missed.’ Sunday Times ‘All that really needs to be said to recommend Unreliable Memoirs is that he writes exactly as he talks, which is all his millions of fans could wish.’ Valerie Grove, Evening Standard ‘Enormously funny . . . well up to best James standard. Buy it.’ Cosmopolitan ‘Of James’s jokes it is hard to find anything adequate to say. They are so funny that you had better not read the book on a train, unless you are unselfconscious about shrieking and snorting in public. They are vivid, cumulative and full of surprises.’ Observer ‘His public’s fun will consist of picturing their favourite wit and pundit, reduced in imagination to short-trouser size, wrestling with snakes and aunties and mutual-masturbators in the bush-bordering suburbs of post-war Sydney. These fancies are the more delicious for being called up in the familiar two-fisted prose. The old boy may be forty, but he times a punch-line disgustingly well.’ Russell Davies, Listener

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Clive James is the author of more than twenty books, including four previous volumes of autobiography (Unreliable Memoirs, Falling Towards England, May Week was in June and North Face of Soho), collections of literary and television criticism, essays, travel writing, verse and novels. In 1992 he was made a Member of the Order of Australia and in 2003 he was awarded the Philip Hodgins memorial medal for literature. His most recent poetry collection, Angels Over Elsinore, was shortlisted for the 2009 Costa Prize for Poetry.

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28 of 29 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Heroic recollection of an Australian childhood 13 Sep 2004
"Unrelaible Memoirs" is Clive James' description of his upbringing in a Sydney suburb lasting up to the time of his university education. I was expecting it to be funny but wasn't quite prepared for the raw emotion and literary skill displayed on virtually every page.
To me this is perhaps the most impressive of James' autobiographical writing. He has a special gift for describing childhood and a kind of fearless honesty which is hilarious and provides something of a turbulent rollercoaster ride for the reader, as he describes the trauma of being a single child to a single parent in the aftermath of the second world war.
I felt a little left behind by many of the historical and literary references James makes but this is more than made up for by the relish with which he uses the English language. For example, he describes a friend's mother giving him buttered bread covered with hundreds and thousands as like "eating a powdered rainbow".
"Unreliable Memoirs" made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. I wish I had read it years ago.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars One of the funniest books ever 24 Sep 2009
This is one of the few books where I have genuinely laughed out loud, the part where the soldier puts the bomb into gun backwards had me in hysterics, unfortunately I was on a crowded train at the time

Fabulous book and very well written. How I wish I could write like that
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22 of 25 people found the following review helpful
By A Customer
Clive James is the funniest man we have.
Just take this paragraph as an example :
Unreliable Memoirs By Clive James pp97-98
'...swarms of girls wearing Speedo swimming costumes. The Speedo was a thin, dark blue one-piece affair whose shoulder straps some of the girls tied together behind with a ribbon so as to tauten the fabric over their pretty bosoms. On a correctly formed pubescent girl a Speedo looked wonderful, even when it was dry. When it was wet, it was an incitement to riot.'
Funny and revealing with a heartbreaking account of how his father became a POW in changi and never returned.
Its something of a cliche, but I'd describe Unreliable Memoirs by Clive James as a 'bellyful of laughs and a bucketfull of tears'.
A must read book.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Most fun I've ever had reading a book 11 Sep 2013
By Wendy L
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I first read this book when I was about 25, I'm now 48. This is a book I have bought so many times, because each time I read it I enjoy it so much I have to pass it on to someone else and spread the joy!

Insightful, intelligent, warm and genuinely funny. I even gave a copy to my dad, who only ever reads books about Pythagoras and Cricket - I will cherish the image of him snorting and choking laughing, with coffee pouring out of each nostril!

Thank you Clive, for showing me that my Dad does indeed have a sense of humour, though not a razor sharp as yours perhaps. You are a diamond!
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Short, Sweet and Hilarious ! 30 Dec 2007
As it is so funny, I read this book about every 5 years for a 'top-up'. I always enjoyed the scribings of Clive James in his 'The Observer' articles critiquing TV, so am already attracted to his style of writing.

This volume covers the his first years and, whilst his childhood is not necessarily that remarkable or so different from many other people, it is the way he writes about the various happenings through his life that make it so enjoyable to read.

Admittedly for British readers such as me, there are certain aspects which make it more of an attractive read due to his upbringing being in another country, but the central reason why this book makes me laugh so much is the way he delivers a literary 'punchline'.

The conciseness of the text also means there is little chance the reader will get bored, since no single subject is covered for very long.

This book, along with the following volumes covering his later life on arrival in the UK, is thoroughly recommended !
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars An antidote to bad times! 6 Oct 2003
By Seren
I have owned this book since its first publishing in paperback and it has stood me in good stead through divorce, depression and hospitilization. In short if black clouds are looming this book will chase them away. Snot snortingly funny, well written and honestly moving. Its the one book I would never want to be without. Buy it - you won't regret it.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars self deprecatingly funny 14 April 2014
By Gail
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if you like Clive James' style, you'll love this. tales of his childhood in suburban Australia, with enough accidents and mischief to be familiar to all of us-my favourite story is the box cart train and its terrible ending. obviously the truth is embellished for publication, but every second page made me giggle, and there's a belly laugh in every chapter. It's perfect for commuting or travelling - you can dip in and out, because the narrative is only loosely chronological.
I'd recommend it to someone who needs to laugh.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars LOL 16 Sep 2012
By Jacam
Clive James is a genius who marries up pathos with humour in such a way as to opens up your own life story along the way.He is honest and sincere. Read it and LOL,wince a little, shed a tear or two. Unforgetable.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars I have loved his writing since his TV column days
An outstandingly amusing book. I have loved his writing since his TV column days . It was an easy decision to add this to my Kindle library!
Published 2 days ago by Hip hot Dog
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Wry, honest (I think) and entertaining description of his life in Sydney before he came to London;well worth reading.
Published 3 days ago by Steve.
3.0 out of 5 stars disppointed
I had read an excerpt from this book and had expected more.In fact t h at excerpt was probably the only bit where I did laugh out loud. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Ellie
1.0 out of 5 stars ???
Clive James, terminally egocentric self-publicist. I shan't make this mistake again. I bought this book because I thought it would be funny.
Published 5 months ago by Tyandree
4.0 out of 5 stars Good read
I liked it and enjoyed most of it.
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Published 7 months ago by Philip Davey
1.0 out of 5 stars Australian Youth
A series of somewhat only mildly interesting tales of a man's childhood and youth which many of us have experienced personally. Some humour but with no subtlety.
Published 9 months ago by JK
2.0 out of 5 stars Boring, Boring
I nearly always read a book until the end ,but made an exception with this.
When Clive was still in the cubs at chapter six I decided to call it a day.
Published 10 months ago by john hall
3.0 out of 5 stars Clive James
I quite enjoyed the first few chapters finding them amusing but as the book continued I became slightly annoyed at James's self deprecating attitude. Read more
Published 11 months ago by Michael Hill
5.0 out of 5 stars Great humour
Read this years ago and don't know what happened to the book. The humour provides a lift to the spirits
Published 12 months ago by donald walmsley
5.0 out of 5 stars Paralle universe
Really funny and spooky how Australian kids lived in the same fantasy world as I did in the UK. Very amusing
Published 14 months ago by Mr. Bernard Collen
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