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Unholy Romance! [Kindle Edition]

Derick Hudson
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (34 customer reviews)

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Amazon Reviews:
“Nothing could have prepared me for the brilliance of this book.”

“I laughed from start to finish; some of the one-liners are priceless!”

“Derick leaves all worries about controversy and blasphemy at the door and takes this comic novel where a lot of authors are afraid to go!”

“I practically fell off the chair reading it Tears were tripping me.”

“I sat down and read it cover to end in one go (food breaks necessary) as it had me hooked from the start.”

“This is one of the most humorous books I have read in a long time, every page made me smile and laugh out loud.”

“Hilarious and I laughed my head off all the way through it.”

“I read it it in half a day and laughed so much my face actually ached....”

“I read Unholy Romance! in one sitting as I couldn't put it down - the hook was fantastic.”


Plot:
Unholy Romance! is a hilarious story about Jesus Christ’s second coming. His task, if he can manage to stay alive this time, is to conceive a new set of Commandments which are more relevant to the 21st century than those left behind in stone by ‘old lick-arse’ Moses.

For thirty days, Jesus must live amongst the human race as one of their own, adopting their ways, savage and all as that may be. By doing this he will learn to appreciate his subjects true motivations and so develop more appropriate Commandments. His only ammunition on earth during his brief stay is an allowance of three miracles. As instructed by his dad, God the Father, Jesus must communicate the Commandments to the people through a diary, which he will leave behind as the new Bible. It is this diary that forms the basis for Unholy Romance!

Above all else, this is a tale of an unlikely and ultimately passionate romance between Jesus Christ and Megan Milligan, a feisty, Irish phone sex operator and devoted atheist, as they struggle to come to terms with an unplanned pregnancy!

TARGET MARKET:
Anyone over eighteen who can laugh at life without fear of ending up in Costa del Hell!

THE REVIEWS:
‘I was in floods of laughter. A great read.’
NOAH
‘It definitely shows a darker side to Jesus, which I would be delighted to take the credit for.’
THE DEVIL
‘I may yet take a libel action against Jesus for defamation of character. I do not have a drink problem and am not a rampant homosexual, as seems to be portrayed in the book.’
THE HOLY SPIRIT
‘I have the inside track on the book, which I will sell to the highest bidder.’
JUDAS
‘I wash my hands of this disturbingly controversial page turner.’
PONTIUS PILATE
‘I’d need to see some evidence that Jesus actually wrote this book before commenting.’
DOUBTING THOMAS
‘Go on my son!’
GOD THE FATHER
‘I could have done with this great read while I was lost in the desert, when all I had for entertainment was a bunch of ‘are we there yet?’ moaners!
MOSES
‘It’s a great book of two halves…and a cover!
KING SOLOMON

LITERARY AGENT COMMENT:
"Other samples on the subject of Jesus' return to modern earth have passed across our desks here, but none have shown such promise. I do think this is hilarious and would like to see it in print"
PMA Literary & Film Management INC, New York.

About the Author

Hi all! I'm a deeply passionate individual and want to rock your world, literally. I also want to make you laugh out loud so much that you get tinnitus! I hope you enjoy my hilarious Irish romcom, 'Dysfunctional Romance!' and slightly more controversial but equally hilarious 'spiritual' romcom/parody, 'Unholy Romance!' Website/Blog: www.derickhudson.blogspot.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/Derick_Hudson Cheers, Derick :-)

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 1850 KB
  • Print Length: 164 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00ACOADYC
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (34 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #84,863 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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More About the Author

Hi all!

I'm a deeply passionate and energetic individual and want to rock your world, literally. I also want to make you laugh out loud so much that you get tinnitus...or scare the bejesus out of you so much that you become incontinent!

Hope you enjoy my hilarious romcoms, Dysfunctional Romance and Dysfunctional Romance 'The break-up!', my slightly more scandalous but equally hilarious 'spiritual' romcom/parody, Unholy Romance, my VERY scary and controversial thrillers, Asphyxia and Infallible, and my 'young adult' paranormal vampire extravaganza, Fiend Street!

Website/Blog: www.derickhudson.blogspot.com
Twitter: www.twitter.com/Derick_Hudson
Cheers,

Derick :-)


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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars a book to get your hands on.g 9 Aug 2014
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what can I say this is another great read from derick! iv now got a new fav author. this book has such funny things happening, I "oh ed" & "ar ed" smiled, laughed to myself, out loud, hands up to my mouth "no he didn't" you know what I mean, I hope!!! it was also a book I could put down & not get lost when I went back to it, which I like sometimes, saying that you could easy just read & read till finished.all in all you will love it. (sorry about my spelling)
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5.0 out of 5 stars we're all going to heaven lads 13 July 2014
By nollaig
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaa

Another. Winner from mr Hudson

Jesus is sent from heaven for 30 days to get people believing again, along the way he falls in love and tries drinking a a few other things. A laugh out loud book, could split people the same life of Brian did

So do things work out for Jesus you will have to read it to see
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5.0 out of 5 stars Good for girls! 21 April 2014
By Val W.
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Just finished this great book. I laughed from start to finish, some of the one-liners are priceless! I cannot imagine anyone being really offended by this book, in fact the new Commandments are amazing, we girls get a much better deal than in the originals which can't be a bad thing! Give Unholy Romance a go for a fun but in some ways quite believable take on the second coming.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A fun book but not for everybody 28 Jan 2014
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I would say that to read this book you must not be too sensitive because Derick Hudson really satirises religion. It is very funny though with God making his presence known as a cat and Jesus having to flog stuff on TV shopping channels. Derick Hudson is the Angela Carter of the 21st Century - very funny, very witty and likeable characters.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh a minute - Must read 27 Jan 2014
By Noortje
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Derick leaves all worries about controversy and blasphemy at the door and takes this comic novel where a lot of authors are afraid to go ! I sat down and read it cover to end in one go (food breaks necessary) as it had me hooked from the start. Keep them coming Mr Hudson.
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5.0 out of 5 stars It's a good one! 1 Dec 2013
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I keep finding amazing authors via Twitter, and Derek Hudson is no exception. I found Unholy Romance to be a really funny and clever book, and well worth a read. I liked it so much I am now on to Dysfunctional Romance, and can already tell that it's not going to disappoint.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud 13 Oct 2013
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Laughed out loud hilarious book , Derek Hudson fantastic really enjoyed this humour . Genuinely laughed out loud five stars plus
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5.0 out of 5 stars Well Derrick 27 Aug 2013
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you certainly didn't disappoint with this book. Hilarious and I laughed my head off all the way through it. Read it in a day lying on the beach so I can blame you for my white book shaped bits too. Just loved it though - keep on writing cos it was fantastic!
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