Unfortunatley named authors

The list author says:
	"Jonathan Gash.  I love that Jonathan stuck GASH in massive letters on his book. 'I am not ashamed.'"

The list author says:
	"Metin Kunt. Say it out loud. In the voice of a lady robot."

The list author says:
	"Brent Minge. Warning: There's a lot of front bottoms in this list."

The list author says:
	"Kim Twatt. Ha. Another win for the ladies."

The list author says:
	"Norman Conquest.  Imagine the sniggers at school. BTW: Neilo Winton has emailed in with - 'he taught my partner Chemistry at Perth Academy and his dog was called HASTING.'"

The list author says:
	"Johann Fück!?! Hopefully married to Ivana Fück."

The list author says:
	"Markin Wank. Possibly the classic Amazon 'funny name' author. A couple of amusing reviews too."

The list author says:
	"Let's hope Leon Homo didn't go to school in the UK."

The list author says:
	"Gerald Bastard. Let's say that again. Gerald Bastard. No one would mess with you with a name like that."

The list author says:
	"Ruth Spack. We're saying nothing."

The list author says:
	"T.A. Vagina. Sounds more like a Hackney council re-make of the A-Team.  I pity the fool."

The list author says:
	"Susan Felch. Ha ha ha ha. That's you that is."

The list author says:
	"Mu-chou Poo. Another best said out loud."

The list author says:
	"William P. Wanker. A pretender to the Martin Wank throne. Is longer better? (Insert crap penis pun here)"

The list author says:
	"Tom Tit.  Short. Effective. Wonderful. (If I ever write a book I'm changing our name to Terry Twunt. Just to make you click.)"

The list author says:
	"How posh do you reckon Clarence Muff is? That's a comedy toffs name I reckon."

The list author says:
	"Franz W Krap. All rather unfortunate really."

The list author says:
	"Quim Larrea. When will it stop?"

The list author says:
	"Yvon Tosser. Genius. Simply genius."

The list author says:
	"Oh to be named Gay Search. We'd spend all day looking at our drivers licence and giggling."

The list author says:
	"Frank Semen. Er.. To be Frank this list is Semen ridiculous. BTW: You have to click through to find his name. Now that's interaction."

The list author says:
	"Spunk Ichiban. What were the parents thinking?"

The list author says:
	"John Greenleaf Sh*ttier.  This name is so rude it actually trips up the Amazon profanity filter!"

The list author says:
	"Aleksandar Jerkov. Sounds like a punchline to some rubbish joke."

The list author says:
	"Stef Craps. BTW: It's only 25 per list , no room for Jessie Wee, Pamela Balls and (ho ho) John Thomas. Comments? Send via http://b3ta.com/mailus Forward using http://snipurl.com/martin_wank_and_co"