...and when it's bad it's still not too shabby. To say that the stories in this collection are eclectic would be to stretch the term to its breaking point. They provide an unsurpassed view of the weird and wonderful vistas of Kim Newman's imagination. The undoubted stand-out of the book is "Teddy Bear's Picnic", co-authored by Eugene Byrne, which is taken from Newman & Byrne's collaboration "Back in the USSA". In the parallel world of the USSA stories, America underwent a communist revolution in 1917, with Russia becoming a capitalist monarchy. "Teddy Bear's Picnic" is set in the Vietnam War of this world, with Terry Collier and Bob Ferris (of Likely Lads fame) as grunts in the British struggle against the Yank-backed Commies. The real genius of this story is how it manages to work as a traditional anti-war story, a satirical commentary on said war stories and a spot-the-celebrity competition (including both fictional characters, mostly from '70s British sitcoms, and real historical people). It really is quite superb. A more down-to-earth take on the alternate history genre is found in "Slow News Day" and "The Germans Won", a pair of tales featuring John Major. "Slow News Day" is a rather tedious story about the 1995 celebrations of the 50-year anniversary of Hitler's invasion of Britain, which takes a long time to get nowhere in particular. "The Germans Won", on the other hand, is a brilliantly upbeat account of a world in which Germany won the 1966 World Cup final and John Major is shyly contented as a bus conductor. Other stories continue the theme of cutting and pasting narrative conventions: "Great Western" sees a traditional cowboys & indians yarn played out in the West Country. "Coastal City" is a rather jaundiced look at the world according to four-colour superheroes. "Une Etrange Adventure de Richard Blaine" is a twisted version of Casablanca taking place in a truly bizarre version of 1940s Paris, and "Dead Travel Fast" is the obligatory vampire tale, showing the reader what else Dracula got up to on his tour of Europe. Meanwhile "Quetzalcon" and the sublime "Completist Heaven" paint a surreal picture of the life of an obsessive fan. However, the continual chopping and changing can get a tad wearisome at times, and some of the shorter stories seriously lack depth. In addition, non-British readers may miss a lot of the references (especially in "Teddy Bear's Picnic"). On the other hand, since this is a book of short stories, when your head starts to hurt you can always put it down and read something else until you feel the urge again. Oh, and finally, the introduction (by Eugene Byrne) is quite superb, letting you know just how twisted Newman was as a child. Highly recommended.