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The Ultimate In WORST Movies - Don't waste your time or cash

Mr. J. Harris "christianbale"
 
My Little Eye -- Special Edition [DVD] [2002]
My Little Eye -- Special Edition [DVD] [2002]
"One of the worst movies I've EVER seen! It was so hyped up and wasn't clever or interesting to watch at all. The viewer is certain to be bored in the first 5 mins. Hope to never see it again - SO bad!"
Bless The Child [DVD] [2001]
Bless The Child [DVD] [2001]
"What's wrong with this is that it never succeeds to create the type of film it wants to be. Nothing will appeal to you here and you'll feel cheated. Not even rubbish enough to be funny. Fake rats."
Antitrust [DVD] [2001]
Antitrust [DVD] [2001]
"Acting all clever and failing badly. Pathetic script which is obvious to all. Suspense added......??? Where was it?"
Vertical Limit [DVD] [2001]
Vertical Limit [DVD] [2001]
"A story about mountains and rescuing - ooooh. How original. Disaster films are great huh (!) If you've never seen a movie EVER in your life then you may find it watchable. Its a joke."
Final Scream [2001] [DVD]
Final Scream [2001] [DVD]
"So funny it is rubbish. Halloween rip off but with a dodgy bloke with a 'blue-peter' invented mask. The word 'Gazebo' gets mentioned alot - phew!"
Thirteen Ghosts [DVD] [2002]
Thirteen Ghosts [DVD] [2002]
"Wow hands up if CGI computer graphics scare you...? Good movies leave a good impression on you right? This doesn't and what was so good about it again?"
Bring It on [DVD] [2000]
Bring It on [DVD] [2000]
"This was sad to say but I had to turn this film off it was that bad. Shame cuz Kirsten Dunst is a hottie. Appeals if you the age of 12 I guess. A big let down by a great star. Oh well..."
National Security [DVD] [2003]
National Security [DVD] [2003]
"Mostly offensive to some. Its a walk out of the cinema moment if there ever was one. Tell everyone you've paid to see the trailers before it. They'll go easy on you.... you hope."
American Psycho 2 [DVD]
American Psycho 2 [DVD]
"What have they done here! They've ruined everything. This is not a sequel and does no justice at all. You'll fall asleep for certain. And Patrick Bateman gets killed - like I'm gonna believe that."
The Silence of the Lambs [DVD] [1991]
The Silence of the Lambs [DVD] [1991]
"Why people love this I don't know. Good actors and acting why yes but nothing ever happens, the plot uninteresting, plods along at a slow pace, and Hannibal only shows his worth till the very end."
Scream [DVD] [1997]
Scream [DVD] [1997]
"Now is this a horror or a comedy or a mickey take? Wes Cravens soft idea of the future of 'horror'. Sum it up: Dawson's Creek but with Knifes."
Thelma And Louise [DVD] [1991]
Thelma And Louise [DVD] [1991]
"Not being sexist but chick flicks... what are they? Movies showing girls rule all?? If I were a lady I'd feel ashamed to need a movie like this to boost my self asteem. The ending was good though."
Four Weddings And A Funeral [1994] [DVD]
Four Weddings And A Funeral [1994] [DVD]
"Hugh Grant is SOOOO annoying! Plays the same character in every film. Don't like this just cuz film critics and simple minded people say its good. Some of us don't all speak posh. And Andie too - AHH!"
Ocean's Eleven [DVD] [2001]
Ocean's Eleven [DVD] [2001]
"Heist movies are few and far between. This looks like some thought put pretty people in a film and see if its any good. Real actors need not to rely on their looks. Brad Pitt knows better (Fight Club)"
Titanic [1998] [DVD]
Titanic [1998] [DVD]
"Leonardo dies and we all cheered on. This never happened and even makes me wonder if their really was a titanic. Ahh, but the effects at the end is the only thing worth watching here."
Cruel Intentions [DVD] [1999]
Cruel Intentions [DVD] [1999]
"The fact this movie was made is a cruel intention! Bratty teen movie right here. Awww and they're pretty too. I'm sorry, appeals to the MTV/Carson Daily generation."
The Hole [DVD] [2001]
The Hole [DVD] [2001]
"Again a real sad let down. I think Thora Birch was amazing in 'American Beauty'. Looks like you have to go downhill sometimes. Suspense? People trapped in a bunker with no food - zzzz boring!"
Queen Of The Damned [DVD] [2002]
Queen Of The Damned [DVD] [2002]
"Worst vampire film that I can recall, relies on special effects and a approach that they hoped would give 'The Crow' a run for its money. Now wheres the eject button?"
8 Mile [DVD] [2003]
8 Mile [DVD] [2003]
"Eminem's music is bad enough but a movie. The guy is called 'Bunny Rabbit' for christ sake. Playing a guy who becomes a rapper, errr ok. Can he act? NO. Does it inspire you in any way? NO."
Batman Forever [DVD] [1995]
Batman Forever [DVD] [1995]
"You can notice Tim Burtons absence here. Val Kilmer is like George Clooney - a dreadful Batman. Bring back Michael Keaton or hell... even Adam West!"
Dirty Dancing [DVD]
Dirty Dancing [DVD]
"Hmmm. Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Gray oooh. Where are they now huh? This would never happen. Its so weak. Classic case of some silly women who hopes this will happen for them some day. Guys stay away"
Requiem for a Dream [DVD] [2001]
Requiem for a Dream [DVD] [2001]
"This is another over-rated pile of poo! It annoys you from the start and you'll never get interested at all. See 'Trainspotting' if you want to see a worthy drug influenced flick, this is so dire."