Two and a Half Men 11 Seasons 2003
Amazon Instant Video
1. Pilot Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper is wealthy bachelor with house at beach, Jaguar in garage & easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight chiropractor brother, arrives unexpectedly with Alan's 10-year-old son, Jake.
2. Big Flappy Bastards Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after child "forgets" to stop feeding seagulls & leaves door open. As result, the gaggle of birds enters house. Meanwhile, Alan gets surprise from Judith when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled father /son weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated.
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, and Charlie quickly realizes he can't function without her. When Alan tries to take Berta's place but doesn't succeed, Charlie sends him to lure her back.
5. Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump After drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends 1 of Jake's soccer games. But Alan & Charlie soon discover advantages of going to these matches. Players' mothers are quite attractive, & Charlie makes date with particularly sexy soccer mom.
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her serious new boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women.
7. If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy frequently showers at Charlie's house after surfing. When Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it in his classroom, Judith gets angry and goes to talk with Alan.
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful When Alan & Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake & his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone. The kids think Charlie is a loser until they realize he wrote the "Maple Loops" cereal jingle.
9. Phase One, Complete Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy, but he becomes concerned when Jake forms a strong friendship with her. When Wendy charms Evelyn as well, Charlie worries that Wendy is expecting more from the relationship than he is and ends it.
10. Merry Thanksgiving When Charlie finds out that his favorite former girlfriend, Lisa, is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé, despite his inability to commit to her.
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date. Alan realizes he may truly be in need of a change when his own son tells him he doesn't look cool.
12. Camel Filters and Pheremones When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta, brings her sexy and rebellious 16- year-old daughter, Prudence, to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her--and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well.
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; however, Alan gets sick instead. Jake heals, and Charlie is fine. Desperate to get a date with a sexy woman, Charlie volunteers a very reluctant Alan to escort the woman's...
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined & his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan, is completely inept. At Alan's urging, Charlie tries to reduce his spending habits, but he has difficult time giving up his luxuries.
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Charlie and Alan find Frankie (recurring guest star JENNA ELFMAN - "Dharma & Greg," "Looney Tunes: Back in Action") a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Despite Alan's warnings, Charlie becomes totally infatuated with her.
16. That Was Saliva, Alan Frankie, the beautiful and intriguing lady whom Charlie and Alan brought home after finding her bashing her therapist's car with a baseball bat, explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie.
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he & Judith were to die. Later, Alan does some errands & leaves Jake with Charlie, who's still sulking over Alan's will. As the two play basketball, Jake falls, hitting his head.
18. An Old Flame With a New Wick Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he discovers that she is now a he, and he, Bill, wants to be Charlie's friend.
19. I Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie--who had sex with Liz in the coatroom at Judith and Alan's wedding--to behave. But when Liz arrives, she ignores Charlie and flirts with Alan instead.
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Jake becomes brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with ever- present grumpy attitude. In order to cheer him up, Alan tries father/son chat, Charlie offers jam session & Berta just thinks the kid is constipated.
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura (HEATHER LOCKLEAR - "Spin City," "Melrose Place"), after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake. Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship.
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week because "it's what all the other divorced parents are doing," but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues with sleepwalking.
23. Just Like Buffalo When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. With the women's approval, Judith agrees to let Alan see Jake on weekends...
24. Can You Feel My Finger? One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy.
|Starring||Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer|
|Supporting actors||Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor|
|Purchase rights||Stream instantly and download to 2 locations Details|
|Format||Amazon Instant Video (streaming online video and digital download)|
i,m in love with charlie sheen and he makes me laugh he's a great actor and hope he makes more filmsPublished 2 months ago by christine dixon
Definitely great value for money, a must for all fans of the newer editions just to see where it all started. It's like looking back in time! If you are a geek like me!Published 9 months ago by Amazon Customer
Found this series late on and loved every episode. Great comedy not seen one as good since friends. Will be buying season 2Published 9 months ago by Rebecca Williams
What can I say I have watched and enjoyed time after time and I still laugh my head off as you will find outPublished 10 months ago by Mr. John H. Nelson
Charlie Sheen plays a hedonistic and wealthy bachelor, whose life of wine, women and whatever else is going, is rudely interrupted by the arrival of his recently divorced, uptight... Read morePublished 15 months ago by Steve.J
Every episode is wonderful. I cry with laughter. If anyone does not rate this show they must be in a coma.....The best.Published 15 months ago by Lady
These dvds can be watched again and again and again and we still laugh each time, suitable for all the family to watchPublished 16 months ago by stacey fitzmaurice