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Two Cows and a Vanful of Smoke [Kindle Edition]

Peter Benson
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'One of the most distinctive voices in modern British fiction.' -- Evening Standard

'A sharp stylist.' -- Sunday Telegraph

'Vividly, defiantly realistic at times, luridly surreal at others, his writing's ability to compound striking metaphors of the abstract with a graphic physicality has won him a deserved following.' -- The Times Literary Supplement

'At a time of growing urbanism and reductive social interaction, this delightful novel extols the simple virtues of landscape and love, a sentiment that is as important now as it was when Benson first became a storyteller. Perhaps even more so.' -- Independent on Sunday

'An adventure story written in Benson s distinctive, flourish-filled style and suffused with his deep and abiding love of the West Country.' -- Daily Mail

'A coming of age novel that turns the plot of a thriller into a lyrical celebration of the mysterious and enchanting power of the natural world.' -- The Times Literary Supplement

'A haunting tale of love, clairvoyance and cannabis.' -- The Guardian

'Peter Benson writes like an angel fuelled by inspirational quantities of organic Somerset cider. Get drunk on this fine novel.' --The Regency Book Club

'a coming of age novel that turns the plot of a thriller into a lyrical celebration of the mysterious and enchanting power of the natural world' --The Times Literary Supplement

'At a time of growing urbanism and reductive social interaction, this delightful novel extols the simple virtues of landscape and love, a sentiment that is as important now as it was when Benson first became a storyteller. Perhaps even more so.' --Independent on Sunday

'a coming of age novel that turns the plot of a thriller into a lyrical celebration of the mysterious and enchanting power of the natural world' --The Times Literary Supplement

'At a time of growing urbanism and reductive social interaction, this delightful novel extols the simple virtues of landscape and love, a sentiment that is as important now as it was when Benson first became a storyteller. Perhaps even more so.' --Independent on Sunday

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When young Elliot gets a labourer’s job at Mr Evans’s after being sacked from a pig farm for liberating six of its sows, he thinks he’ll have even more opportunities to lean on gates or stare at fields. But his best mate Spike keeps getting him into trouble, first by showing him what is being grown in a tucked-away polytunnel, and then turning up at his caravan’s door with a van full of weed. As Elliot tries to help his friend get rid of the hot merchandise, they find themselves at the receiving end of a cruel cat-and-mouse game.??A tale of adventure with as many twists and turns as the enchanting Somerset landscape that forms its backdrop, 'Two Cows and a Vanful of Smoke' is, above all, a celebration of the English countryside – full of magic, history and superstition – where smoke is in the air, and where not all is what it seems.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 579 KB
  • Print Length: 291 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1846881366
  • Publisher: Alma Books (16 Mar 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007FBCIHK
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (34 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #44,586 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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48 of 50 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars One of the best reads of the year. 30 Jun 2011
Format:Paperback
Peter Benson is one of the finest writers of his generation, and Two Cows and a Vanful of Smoke is fresh evidence of his talent.
Set in the legendary summer of 1976, and against the enchanting landscape of Somerset, it tells the story of Elliott, a young jobbing labourer who is drawn by his feckless mate into trying to dispose of a hoard of dope plants which the two came across in a hidden polytunnel. And what follows is a manic flight across the parched countryside from the owners of the stash, a tender love affair with a hippy girl, and a general coming-to-terms for Elliott with his own dreams and failings.
For anyone familiar with Benson's earlier work, Two Cows... ranks alongside The Other Occupant, Odo's Hanging, and Riptide as his very best, and it looks sure to become one of the most beguiling reads of 2011.
Heartily recommended.

Paul Sayer - author of the Whitbread-winning novel, The Comforts of Madness.
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19 of 20 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Well, that was unexpected. 3 April 2012
By Rog.
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From the brief synopsis I'd been given, I was expecting the sort of caper Guy Ritchie would turn into a film which convinced no-one. What I actually got was an astonishing love letter to the countryside, poetic and lyrical, and funny and frightening in equal parts. Like the other reviewer, I had to finish the book in a single sitting, then come here and rave about it, then go and buy everything else Peter Benson has written. You should too.
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Joyous Surprise. 2 April 2012
By D. Ryan
Format:Kindle Edition
I was expecting a bit of a knockabout romp, but got something much better.

I love the author's decidedly idiosyncratic use of metaphor, and his ability to inspire emotion, while maintaining a good narrative pace.

I couldn't put it down (to the extent that work today was a nightmare of fatigue..)
and now I'm going to see if Peter Benson has any other delights in store.
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I loved the descriptive writing, it reminded me of my childhood in 1976 in Somerset. The story wasn't what I was expecting, but enjoyable all the same. Read more
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