Start reading Twilight Parody (Parody of Bestseller Book 2) on your Kindle in under a minute. Don't have a Kindle? Get your Kindle here or start reading now with a free Kindle Reading App.
OR
Read for free
with Kindle Unlimited

Deliver to your Kindle or other device

 
 
 

Try it free

Sample the beginning of this book for free

Deliver to your Kindle or other device

Sorry, this item is not available in
Image not available for
Colour:
Image not available
 

Twilight Parody (Parody of Bestseller Book 2) [Kindle Edition]

Stir Ling
1.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

Kindle Price: £1.99 includes VAT* & free wireless delivery via Amazon Whispernet
 
Kindle Unlimited Read this title for £0.00 and get unlimited access to over 700,000 titles. Learn More
* Unlike print books, digital books are subject to VAT.

Free Kindle Reading App Anybody can read Kindle books—even without a Kindle device—with the FREE Kindle app for smartphones, tablets and computers.

To get the free app, enter your e-mail address or mobile phone number.

Kindle Unlimited
Kindle Unlimited
Enjoy unlimited access to over 650,000 titles and thousands of audiobooks on any device for £7.99 a month, including this one. Learn more

Book Description

A Pleasant Twist for Twilight Books Fans!


Twilight Parody is a spoof based on the Twilight book of the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer. Written especially for the those who love the Twilight novels and Twilight movies.

I’m sure you will prefer this twist of fate that changes Bella Swan into a vampire. How and why did Edward Cullen do it? Find out exactly what happened in this twilight spoof for your day, the Twilight Parody.

Warning: You may not like this parody if you are in Team Jacob.
Chapter 7: Hell or Heaven
Where was I?

I felt myself floating.

It was so bright. I couldn’t see anything.

“To be or not to be?” I heard a sound.

Shakespeare. I knew.

Was that the Pearly Gate of heaven? I saw some huge glittering structure.

“Bella! To be or not to be?” Oh, the sound was talking to me it seemed.

I must be dying. That should be Saint Peter.

“To be or not to be, tell me fast Bella.”

What an impatient saint. I shook my head.

“Are you sure???”

Wasn’t that a type of sin as well ? Peter. Peter. I shook my head.

Surely I wouldn’t date anyone like this.

“No way.” I exclaimed at the thought. A sinner guarding a heavenly gate. Goodness. What a crazy world. Oops, what a crazy heaven. I shook my head in disbelief.

“Alright.”

Suddenly my head was held down by two solid palms. And then a mosquito bite on my neck.

I could feel it was a real big one.

Thank God blood didn’t gush out from my carotid arteries nor the jugular veins. I hated blood stain on my cloth.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Footnote: Twilight is the first book of a series of 4 vampire theme fantasy romance novels, the other books are the New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The Twilight series was adapted into movies over the years and they are really good. If you like the Twilight movies and these books by Stephenie Meyer, you are going to enjoy the Twilight Parody.
Also Available:

The Parody of The Beautiful Creatures http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00C3Y8S4Q/
The Parody of The Hunger Games http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CV8ZJ5K/


Get Your Copy Today!



Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 656 KB
  • Print Length: 17 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Hana T & Boon Publishing (11 April 2013)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00CC2H6JM
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray:
  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 1.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #704,135 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
  •  Would you like to give feedback on images?


More About the Author

Discover books, learn about writers, and more.

Customer Reviews

5 star
0
4 star
0
3 star
0
2 star
0
1.0 out of 5 stars
1.0 out of 5 stars
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
0 of 2 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Appalling.....there are no words!!! 27 April 2013
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
Grammar, punctuation, spelling, all appalling, as is this- whatever it is!
As n absolute insult to the original twilight story....
Stephenie Meyer is an amazing storyteller with the imagination to bring the much beloved characters to life....this 'author' definitely lacks any ability to do the same....appalled!
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
Most Helpful Customer Reviews on Amazon.com (beta)
Amazon.com: 2.5 out of 5 stars  2 reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars Not Funny 25 July 2014
By Harold Wittaker - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
This was just not good. It's supposed to be a parody, but it was not funny. It was just weird, and the writing was bad and really hard to understand in places. I didn't like it at all.
0 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars no major twihard fans 15 Feb. 2014
By mylisha phillips - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
if you cant take joke about twilight u wont like this but its a fun read that people should love
Were these reviews helpful?   Let us know
Search Customer Reviews
Only search this product's reviews

Customer Discussions

This product's forum
Discussion Replies Latest Post
No discussions yet

Ask questions, Share opinions, Gain insight
Start a new discussion
Topic:
First post:
Prompts for sign-in
 

Search Customer Discussions
Search all Amazon discussions
   


Look for similar items by category