Turkey Season (Part Two): Some Of The Worst Blockbusters

A Listmania! list by Cynical and Critical (Back Row Of The Movies Somewhere)
 
Godzilla (1998) [DVD]
1.  Godzilla (1998) [DVD] DVD ~ Matthew Broderick
The list author says:
  "It had the potential to be a huge success, but Matthew Broderick stars in it so it was always destined to fail.  Also confirms that over-the-top CGI doesn’t necessarily make a movie great."
£6.99   Used & New from: £0.01
3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (50 customer reviews) | 3 customer discussions
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Titanic (Special Edition) [DVD]
2.  Titanic (Special Edition) [DVD] DVD ~ Titanic (1997)
The list author says:
  "Do yourself a favour: skip the first 144 minutes and the last 15 minutes and watch the part where the ship sinks. The rest of the movie (the fictitious stuff) will just bore the pants off you."
Used & New from: £19.99
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (215 customer reviews) | 2 customer discussions
See buying options
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Independence Day [1996] [DVD]
3.  Independence Day [1996] [DVD] DVD ~ Will Smith
The list author says:
  "One in a long line of, “wouldn’t you just know it, the Americans save the world?!” kind of movie.  The CGI’s look good on this one, but it’s just a blatant rip off of “War Of The Worlds” (original"
£3.66   Used & New from: £0.01
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (96 customer reviews) | 4 customer discussions
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Waterworld [DVD] [1995]
4.  Waterworld [DVD] [1995] DVD ~ Kevin Costner
The list author says:
  "Everybody criticises this movie.  Why should I be any different?  Complete and utter pants."
£9.79   Used & New from: £0.74
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (43 customer reviews) | 2 customer discussions
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Catwoman [DVD] [2004]
5.  Catwoman [DVD] [2004] 
The list author says:
  "The costume designer was the only real success story from this movie.  Unfortunately, take Halle Berry out of this movie, and we would have a contender for the worst movie ever."
£6.00   Used & New from: £0.27
2.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (43 customer reviews)
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Batman and Robin [DVD] [1997]
6.  Batman and Robin [DVD] [1997] DVD ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
The list author says:
  "It says a lot about the movie studio’s faith in the project when the guy playing The Caped Crusader (George Clooney) was billed beneath one of the villains (Arnie).  It was also quite rubbish."
£4.43   Used & New from: £0.37
2.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (74 customer reviews)
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Collection [Box Set] [DVD] [2003]
7.  Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Collection [Box Set] [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Angelina Jolie
The list author says:
  "The video games are brilliant…….the movies aren’t."
Used & New from: £1.96
3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion
See buying options
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Pearl Harbor DVD (2 Disc Set) [2001]
8.  Pearl Harbor DVD (2 Disc Set) [2001] DVD ~ Ben Affleck|Josh Hartnett|Kate Beckinsale
The list author says:
  "Similar to Titanic, watch the part where the Japanese attack the bases and skip the rest.  Just because everyone saw it doesn’t mean to say everyone liked it."
£12.49   Used & New from: £0.32
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (127 customer reviews) | 4 customer discussions
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Armageddon: Re-mastered Edition (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [1998]
9.  Armageddon: Re-mastered Edition (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [1998] DVD ~ Bruce Willis
The list author says:
  "Another summer blockbuster where the Americans save the world (again). This time it’s a group of oil drillers who, in record time, become astronauts and shoot off into space to save us all. Yawn."
£5.44   Used & New from: £0.30
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (99 customer reviews) | 4 customer discussions
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999]
10.  Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999] DVD ~ Ewan McGregor
The list author says:
  "Three words: "Jar Jar Binks"."
Used & New from: £7.63
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (307 customer reviews) | 3 customer discussions
See buying options
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Rambo: First Blood Part II [DVD] [1985]
11.  Rambo: First Blood Part II [DVD] [1985] DVD ~ Sylvester Stallone
The list author says:
  "Not just a disappointing blockbuster, but a crap sequel to boot.  To be fair, it does contain an unintentionally hilarious moment when Rambo gives his, “we love America” speech at the end!"
Used & New from: £0.97
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (33 customer reviews) | 3 customer discussions
See buying options
Create your own Listmania! with this product
The Beach [2000] [DVD]
12.  The Beach [2000] [DVD] DVD ~ Leonardo DiCaprio
The list author says:
  "The only disappointing thing to come out of this movie is that it didn’t kill off DiCrapio’s movie career. Still, we have evidence that he appeared in this turkey, so I’m happy"
£3.76   Used & New from: £0.34
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (59 customer reviews)
Create your own Listmania! with this product
The Avengers [DVD] [1998]
13.  The Avengers [DVD] [1998] DVD ~ Ralph Fiennes
The list author says:
  "Proof that not all TV shows can be adapted into great movies.  A bit like the Beverley Hillbillies and The Addams Family come to think of it…….they all stink."
£2.69   Used & New from: £0.67
2.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (31 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion
Create your own Listmania! with this product
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) [DVD]
14.  The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) [DVD] DVD ~ Jessica Biel
The list author says:
  "These “MTV Generation” remakes of classic horror movies really bore the pants of me.  At least this one didn’t disappoint."
£3.29   Used & New from: £0.48
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (99 customer reviews) | 2 customer discussions
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Back To The Future 2 [DVD]
15.  Back To The Future 2 [DVD] 
The list author says:
  "Those who love this movie explain it’s flaws by citing, “all the loose ends are tied up in part 3”. That’s no consolation for someone who saw it at the cinema and spent over a year saying, “WTF?!”"
£5.47   Used & New from: £0.44
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (15 customer reviews)
Create your own Listmania! with this product
The Village [DVD] [2004]
16.  The Village [DVD] [2004] DVD ~ Sigourney Weaver
The list author says:
  "Was there really anyone who didn’t figure out what’s really happening in the movie before M. Night Shyamalan saw fit to reveal it to the viewer?  A total waste of time from a normally good director"
£4.31   Used & New from: £0.01
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (132 customer reviews) | 2 customer discussions
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Grease 2 [DVD]
17.  Grease 2 [DVD] DVD ~ Michelle Pfeiffer
The list author says:
  "The granddaddy of all turkeys!  Crappy-de-crap-crap-crap!"
Used & New from: £1.02
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (46 customer reviews)
See buying options
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Wild Wild West (widescreen version) [DVD] [1999]
18.  Wild Wild West (widescreen version) [DVD] [1999] DVD ~ Will Smith
The list author says:
  "Yes, I know this movie was never meant to be taken seriously, but you can only stretch the fantasy concept so far before it becomes an unintentional joke.  Bad to the core."
£4.07   Used & New from: £0.04
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Charlie's Angels/Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle [DVD] [2003]
19.  Charlie's Angels/Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Cameron Diaz
The list author says:
  "As far as eye candy goes, Barrymore, Diaz and Liu make both movies bearable.  Sadly, they don’t prevent either movie from making this list."
£7.08   Used & New from: £1.98
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Hulk [DVD] [2003]
20.  Hulk [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Eric Bana|Jennifer Connelly|Sam Elliott
The list author says:
  "He may be old and a bit flabby nowadays, but I’d have Lou Ferrigno (the original Hulk) over that dumb CGI creation any day of the week.  I say we start a petition to ban CGI’s in movies."
£7.99   Used & New from: £0.01
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (91 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion
Create your own Listmania! with this product
The Blair Witch Project [DVD] [1999]
21.  The Blair Witch Project [DVD] [1999] DVD ~ Heather Donahue
The list author says:
  "BWP might’ve been a surprise blockbuster hit in 1999 but that can be put down to the fact a movie like that had rarely been made before. Watch it now and realise just how bad it is."
£7.99   Used & New from: £0.09
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (214 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Braveheart [1995] [DVD]
22.  Braveheart [1995] [DVD] DVD ~ Mel Gibson
The list author says:
  "Factually incorrect throughout (the majority of the movie was shot in Ireland too), this is Hollywood’s interpretation of what Scottish history is all about. And people believe it too."
£3.88   Used & New from: £0.54
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (177 customer reviews) | 7 customer discussions
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Battlefield Earth [DVD]
23.  Battlefield Earth [DVD] DVD ~ Travolta John
The list author says:
  "Maybe “Grease 2” isn’t the worst blockbuster ever.  This movie, however, is equally crappy-de-crap-crap-crap though."
£7.99   Used & New from: £0.01
2.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (34 customer reviews)
Create your own Listmania! with this product
Fantastic Four (Single Disc Edition) [DVD]
24.  Fantastic Four (Single Disc Edition) [DVD] DVD ~ Jessica Alba
The list author says:
  "Probably the only movie where I’ve stood up during it and said “This is terrible. I want to go home.” but nooooo, I had to sit through it."
£4.29   Used & New from: £0.01
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (73 customer reviews)
Create your own Listmania! with this product
The Day After Tomorrow - Single Disc Edition [2004] [DVD]
25.  The Day After Tomorrow - Single Disc Edition [2004] [DVD] DVD ~ Dennis Quaid
The list author says:
  "Why can’t there be a (natural) disaster movie where everyone dies?  Because until there is, we’ll all watch these movies knowing everything will come good in the end."
£4.44   Used & New from: £0.01
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (116 customer reviews)
Create your own Listmania! with this product

More Actions

Discover more about this author
› See all of their Listmania! lists
Make your own list
› Create a Listmania! list
View your page on Amazon.co.uk
› Go to Your Profile page

Customer Discussions about products in this list
Discussion Replies Latest Post
Titanic [1998] [DVD] forum
Magazine articles written recently about the Titanic ignore the fact that it was so much less important than the Lusitania 		0 12 Mar 2012
Titanic [1998] [DVD] forum
A book (Battle at Sea) showing the Lusitania as a more important event than The Titanic 		1 10 Mar 2012
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999] forum
The Phantom Menace-Star Wars 1 		1 28 Feb 2012
The Village [DVD] [2004] forum
Ghost films 		1 16 Jan 2012
Armageddon: Re-mastered Edition (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [1998] forum
Subtitles 		1 19 Nov 2011
The Avengers [DVD] [1998] forum
Director's Cut Petition 		2 17 Oct 2011
Independence Day [Blu-ray] forum
No acces to menu / Independance Day - Samsung BD-P 1500 		3 2 Sep 2011
Waterworld [Blu-ray][Region Free] forum
Subtitles ? 		1 28 Jul 2011
Armageddon: Re-mastered Edition (2 Disc Set) [DVD] [1998] forum
Region A? 		0 26 Jun 2011
Rambo II [Blu-ray] forum
It has subtitles in Portuguese ? 		0 16 Jun 2011
Pearl Harbor [Blu-ray] forum
is this bluray region free? Pls advise. 		0 30 May 2011
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life [DVD] [2003] forum
subtiltes 		0 17 Apr 2011
 
   

About this Listmania!

 

Author
Cynical and Critical (Back Row Of The Movies Somewhere)
Last updated: 03/11/2006
Report abuse
    

More Listmania!

 

50 Highest Grossing Films Ever (26-50) 50 Highest Grossing Films Ever (26-50)

50 Highest Grossing Films Ever (26-50): A list of 25 items by Simon J. Hill "goosehillmusic"

Guns, Guns and More Guns; Action at it's best! Guns, Guns and More Guns; Action at it's best!

Guns, Guns and More Guns; Action at it's best!: A list of 25 items by J. Summerton

My all time best films My all time best films

My all time best films: A list of 25 items by "wilkotom33"

Collection Essentials Collection Essentials

Collection Essentials: A list of 8 items by "james123456"

Great Futuristic Thrillers (not in strict order) Great Futuristic Thrillers (not in strict order)

Great Futuristic Thrillers (not in strict order): A list of 25 items by Adam Jackson "Symphonic Metal Fan"