"Seriously - YOU ARE NOT A MAN UNTIL YOU OWN THIS BOOK! Every man needs to keep his 'cave' in working order. Learn how with this. My step-father gave mine to me and I will pass it on to my sons."
"Basically a 'How To' guide to being a man - Do you want to be a wolf, or a sheep? Everything you need to know about living like an Alpha Male is right here! Be the wolf! Be the Eagle - KA-KAW!"
"The road map to a women's mind. Be all Beta male and worry what people will think of you if you buy it, or be pure Alpha and say 'I don't care' and be knee deep in poontang in no time."
"Every man needs to be able to protect his family and that means violence - if you're gonna do it, do it right! Do it hard - do it fast! Don't muck about. Krav Maga will turn you into Jason Bourne ASAP"
"Every man should carry a knife. It's only little scroats who go around stabbing people, in an attempt to APPEAR manly, who should be banned from carrying them."
"Nancy boys, like 'Jamie' - (isn't that a girls name?) Oliver have us believe men are better cooks than women. RUBBISH! Real men don't cook - they grill or BBQ ONLY!!! Fire is in the Alpha male's DNA."
"You don't have to be Ray Mears, but basic survival skills are part of the Alpha Males knowledge. When WW3 levels the world as we know it, will you survive and secure a future for your genes?"
"I aint gonna kid you - as an Alpha male you WILL be judged on the size of your tool box... That's why I have a tool chest! Basically, this is the Humvee of tool boxes. Do you want Mini Cooper?"