NEW UPDATED EDITION! Why is healthcare (still) no safer than bungee jumping? Dr Phil Hammond has spent 20 years as a health service whistleblower, exposing the dark side of medicine on stage and in the pages of Private Eye. Trust Me, I'm (Still) a Doctor is his story of the NHS and how we can all help to make it better. Dr Phil has done the rounds in hospital medicine, exposed the Bristol Heart Scandal, dabbed in sexual health and been threatened at a Public Inquiry for not revealing his sources. He still works as a GP, and tries to do more good than harm in under ten minutes. Dr Phil urges us all to help fix the NHS, stop mindless reform and start asking terribly un-British questions like: 'Have you done one like me before?', 'When did you last wash your hands?' and 'Where's all the money gone?' Only then will healthcare stop being dangerous and unaccountable. Trust me...
Phil Hammond is a GP, writer, broadcaster and possibly the only comedian to appear at a public inquiry. He is Private Eye's medical correspondent and broke the story of the Bristol heart scandal in 1992, which lead to the largest public inquiry in British history 7 years later.
In 2009, he broke allegations of serious errors in pathology reporting in Bristol, which lead to an inquiry in just 7 days. He has survived Ruby Wax, Have I Got News For You (7 times), The News Quiz, The Now Show, Countdown and being reported to the General Medical Council by William Hague's Press Secretary. He was also the only doctor to appear for the prosecution on Channel 4's Doctors on Trial.
Brought up in Australia before a traumatic relocation to every school in Marlborough, Phil Hammond qualified as a doctor in 1987 from Girton College, Cambridge University and St Thomas' Hospital Medical School. He became a GP in 1991 but first came into the public spotlight writing a column for The Independent and as half of Struck Off and Die, with Tony Gardner. They had five sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Fringe, were twice selected for the Perrier Pick of the Fringe and won Writers' Guild and Silver Sony Awards when the show transformed into a Radio 4 series. In 2002, Phil fronted 28 Minutes to Save the NHS on Radio 4, which he extended to a sell out Edinburgh Fringe Show, 59 Minutes to Save the NHS and further extended to a highly successful 60-date UK tour 89 Minutes to Save the NHS.
Phil still works part time as a GP and lecturer, but is better known for his TV work. He presented five series of Trust Me, I'm a Doctor on BBC 2, exposing wide variations in care across the NHS and co-wrote the sitcom, Doctors and Nurses, broadcast on BBC 1 in 2004. A GP-based sitcom, Polyoaks, has just been commissioned by Radio 4, which he will co-write with David Spicer. Phil is currently science presenter for The One Show (BBC1) and is making 20 short films, each containing an experiment. He presents The Music Group for Radio 4 and is the author of three best-selling books: Medicine Balls (an NHS satire), Trust Me I'm Still a Doctor (20 years of whistle-blowing in Private Eye) and his latest book, a pleasure manual entitled Sex, Sleep or Scrabble? is based his experiences working in sexual health. This is also the inspiration behind his latest live show Dr. Phil's Rude Health Show, which goes on tour from April 2010. Two DVD of Dr Phil's live shows (Dr Phil Hammond's Rude Health Show 1 & 2) will also be released in 2010.
Phil is married to Jo, also a GP, and has two children, two Labradors, two cats, two retired ponies and a full head of ginger hair.
For more info, go to www.drphilhammond.com
Dr. Phil Hammond - Q & A
Q: For those who haven't you on stage before what can they expect?
A: Access to a GP. It's hard getting in to see a doctor these days, so I always bring my black bag, prescription pad and sick notes. I tend to get problems from the audience, rather than heckles, and my changing room is open for swabs during the interval. Most of the material has a medical theme but it's accessible to everyone. And if you're too shy to ask a question, you can always drop one into Dr Phil's secret sac.
Q: You have a reputation for being out-spoken and explicit. Is this show as rude as your last?
A: It depends what you mean by explicit. I rarely swear, but I'm a firm believer in demystifying medicine and destigmatising illness. And I've worked in a sexual health clinic. So the material ranges from vulvas to vaccine scares. I do give the audience the chance to choose between political and anatomical humour, but then - like any other doctor - I just to do what takes my fancy.
Q: What inspired you to create your new stage show?
A: The sixtieth anniversary of the NHS and imminent election has made me reflect on what's happening to our health service (and what politicians have done to it) and I'm always trying to discover where all the money's gone. £105 billion a year and the NHS is still no safer than bungee jumping. There's also a lot of material about pleasure in the new show. Most of us spend our lives trying to balance pleasure and harm, and yet doctors very rarely mention the word, as if it's too hedonistic or frivolous. But everyone needs to know how to pleasure themselves sensibly. Do you?
Q: It's been a few years since you were last on tour. What have you been up to since?
A: I'm not just lazy. Most doctors who go into comedy give up the day job, but I've kept my hand in. Not just because I need the material, but also because I enjoy seeing patients. I hate all the bureaucratic crap and hoop jumping - most GPs spend half the consultation staring at the computer - but the beauty of not being a partner is that you can follow the patient rather than the money. I've just got a job working as a GP in a challenging area of south Bristol.
I do a regular show on BBC Radio Bristol, present the Music Group on Radio 4 and have just become a science presenter for The One Show, making films which all include an experiment. I also do a lot of writing (three books and a sitcom about a GP polyclinic called 'Polyoaks') and I've been Private Eye's medical correspondent for nearly 20 years. I still teach medical students and do a lot of serious lecturing as well as just taking the piss. And I like being a Dad, so it takes a lot to drag me away from home.
Q: You have two DVDs coming out soon. What are they about?
A: The shows were filmed at the Komedia in Bath, one is more political with satirical tips on staying healthy and surviving the NHS, the other more anecdotal confessions of my time as at medical school and as a junior doctor. There are lots of meaty revelations (falling asleep with a penis enlarger on, a visit to the clap clinic, assorted medical disasters, being summoned to a public inquiry) and they're going to be released as Dr Phil's Rude Health Show 1 and 2. The political stuff will come out before the election, the anatomical stuff in time for Christmas.
Q: Are you planning to write a new book? What other projects are in the pipeline?
I'd like to write a fourth book called simply 'How to be a Patient', because the bit missing from NHS reform has been the empowerment of patients. Labour talks about it endlessly but, in all the medical disasters I've exposed over the years in Private Eye, and on Trust Me I'm a Doctor, it was patients and relatives who spotted there was a problem long before the establishment saw fit to act. Just read the recent report of the Mid Staffordshire disaster. We need to encourage patients and front line staff to speak up, praising good care and spotting problems early so we can nip them in the bud. This sounds a bit of a rant, but I will stick some jokes in there.
I've also got a GP sitcom commissioned for Radio 4 (see above), and the fourth series of the Music Group, also on Radio 4, which is like a book group, but with one track each. I've learned how important music is for people's mental health, but also how individual our tastes our. Telling someone you don't like their favourite track is akin to telling them they've got an ugly baby. So as presenter I have to use my infamous GP communication skills.
On May 6 (probably election day), I'm giving evidence to the Bristol pathology inquiry, which was set up after concerns were sent to me at Private Eye about standards of pathology reporting in Bristol. It comes 18 years after I broke the story of the Bristol heart scandal in the Eye, which resulted in the largest public inquiry in British history. It saddens me that lessons from Bristol may not have been learnt, but I've realised over the years that change in the NHS happens incrementally, not overnight, and you have to keep consistently fighting for quality, safety and an open and accountable NHS, and we might get there before I need to use it.
Q: How often do you still practise as a GP?
A: I do a minimum of 6 hours a week seeing patients, and the same again keeping up to date. It doesn't sound a lot but I'm hoping that when my other careers take a nose-dive, I'll be able to do more. I've just got a job at a walk-in centre in an interesting part of south Bristol.
Q: You once stood for Parliament. Any chance of you going into politics in the future?
A: I hate adversarial party politics. There should be no left and right, just right and wrong. Get the best people in post and let them grow up and work together. Politics needs a more scientific approach where we pilot new ideas before implementing them across the board, and we're not frightened to admit something didn't work and try another tack. The over-promising and unrealistic expectations of politicians makes them all ultimately fail. Big ideas are generally bollocks. Incremental change based on the best available evidence in a realistic time frame sound very dull, but it's more likely to get results.
So yes, I'm interested in politics and try to be constructive. I've just recorded a DVD training programme for the Home Office to help spot radicalisation and prevent violent extremism in communities and public services. And I've chaired the last four conferences for the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE). So I enjoy the debate, but I can't see myself ever joining a party.
Q: You're very passionate about patient rights. What in your opinion is the biggest challenge for the NHS in this regard?
A: Patient empowerment is the crucial bit of the jigsaw missing from NHS reform, and being heard is even harder if your illness isn't sexy to the media. I'm a vice president of the Patients Association and a patron of the Herpes Viruses Association, and I try to raise the profile of those forgotten illnesses that don't get a look in on the front of the Daily Mail. I also contribute to an excellent website called embarrassingproblems.com, which encourages people to come forward with their embarrassing lumps and leaks, rather than just sit on them.
Q: How does it feel being the only doctor/comedian still practising medicine?
Sadly I'm not. Dr Hilary gave his finest comic performance ever on ITV's 'Dancing on Ice'.
Q: You're a regular on Countdown & a Scrabble enthusiast. What's your favourite word?
A: Blissom. A blissful state of sexual heat. Although I might have made that up.
Q: Lastly Dr. Phil, what do you to relax?
A: See above. And if that fails, I'm very adept at relaxing in a gentleman's way. Also, I'm proud to be acquainted with one wife, two kids, two dogs, two cats, two retired ponies, a rural community, the Ring O' Bells, Bristol City FC, Bath Rugby, the Mendips, Lads v Dads football, a large book collection and an old trumpet. I'm currently murdering Louis Armstrong classics with the help of a Hal Leonard jazz play-along CD.