I bought this with the same hopeful flourish that caused me to openBryson's Notes From a Small Island. Like that book, True Brits fails todeliver on the cover's promise and is often offensive into thebargain.
Daeschner makes no bones about his standpoint as an ex-pat American,looking on with wide-eyed naiveté at the 'wacky' things we Brits get upto. It is a curiously American attitude to venerate willy nilly anythingthat smacks of ancient culture and I have no problem with that. Whatsmarts is that, like Bryson, despite having lived in Britain among theBritish for more years than anyone asked him to, former newsman Daeschnerdemonstrates a chilling lack of insight into the national mindset. Theintroduction alone is a litany of lazy stereotype as the authorsystematically drubs his former journalistic colleagues [stuck-up publicschoolboys], boss [a 'real' English character, whatever that is] andanyone else he's met since coming here, then bigs himself up as theall-American jock and presumes to tell the reader [who he seems to assumeis American like him] that even the Brits have no idea about these eventsand need to be patronised by him. This is simply not so, thank you, and Iwas so alienated after the intro I nearly didn't persevere. However, Islogged on through the endless series of over-long Sunday Supplement stylearticles that serve as chapters in the hope of finding somethinginteresting. What does come across is a seemingly genuine willingness tounderstand. He simply fails. He talks to a lot of people, has clearlytaken pains to research this, but for all his effort, Daeschner does notconvince me that he is a man alive with his subject. In fact, he takes agreat subject and kills it stone dead.
This would be disappointment enough were it not for Daeschner's lack ofverve with the pen. He does not write terribly well, is not witty, noreven faintly amusing. If you're looking for a light, funny read, lookelsewhere, this isn't it. The prose is curiously leaden, his descriptivepowers are wanting, and for 'humour' he lapses too frequently into clumsy,ink-wasting onomatopoeia, viz: 'wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'. Or:'fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'. Very tiring and if I read the word 'defacto' one more time I will defy my own principles and set light to thething.
Ironically I bought this because I am genuinely interested in finding outmore about Britain's customs. I'm a few quid down and none the wiser --but I am irritated at being styled 'wacky' by a wide-eyed hack from SaltLick, Arkansas [or somewhere with an equally 'wacky', 'zany', 'silly'name].
The best bit about the book is when some perspicacious wag at Lewes puts alighted firecracker in Daeschner's pocket, a telling event that the victimretells with a comforting lack of irony and mirth.
If you're British, give it a miss. If you're American, have never visitedthe UK and don't really want the popular stereotypes challenged, stickwith Bryson. He might be a niggardly old so-and-so but at least he's thehorse's mouth and not this desperate, overhyped imitation.